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    night adder1 said:

      yo mamma has rims on her wheelchair saying noone pushes me around

  2. 2
    night adder1 said:

      yo mamma is so fat that when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her wat size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof

  3. 3
    John Is Real said:

      yo momma like pavement, bein laid all over the world

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.

  5. 5
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma lips are so dry the crust is used to make bread

  6. 6
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas lips are so big they look lke adams forehead

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so white she fell in a bucket of clorox and got a tan

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat my dog bit her and died of high colesterol

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    elisia and vj said:

      your mum is so hairy when she had you, you got carpet burn!

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    zsauber said:

      Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people she said give me that twinkie!!

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    zsauber said:

      Yo momma is so fat she saw a yallow school bus ful of white people goin down the road and she she said give me that twinkie!!

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