357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 111
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   Yo Momma is so ugly she dosen’t need a mask to go on star wars the movie

2. 112
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mama is so ugly she doesnt need a mask to go on star wars movie

3. 113
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mummas so dumb she saw a crack in the path and she tried to smoke it

4. 114
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so short when she hopped out of the car she broke her legs

5. 115
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so fat when she turned around everyone gave her a welcome back party

6. 116
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so stupid i put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

7. 117
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer

8. 118
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

9. 119
   Deeij said:
   Posted: March 14th, 2008

   yo mamas so fat her picture takes two frames

10. 120
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 14th, 2008

    yo mamy iz soooooooooooooooooo fat, when her pager rang people thought she wuz backin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. 121
    yo momma 12 said:
    Posted: March 14th, 2008

    y momma so ugly you had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with

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