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357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 122
    hihi said:

      yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow raincoat people yelled bus is here!

  2. 123
    Sex Kitten said:

      yo mama so ugly, she had YOU!!!!

  3. 124
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the water the whales start singing “We are family, even though your fatter than me”

  4. 125
    Asian Boii said:

      Yo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet its starts singing (sing the abc song with this) “A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me

  5. 126
    best said:

      yo momma’s sister so fat she ate yo momma

  6. 127
    J-Mike # 5 said:

      You Momma So Fat She Has TB…2 Bellys

  7. 128
    John Boi said:

      You momma so ugly they renamed holloween to yomommaween

  8. 129
    best said:

      Yur momma is so skinny she doesn”t have to open doors, she slips through the door jamb.

  9. 130
    best said:

      Nascar called and they want to race around yo mamma.

  10. 131
    best said:

      Yo mamma so greasy, oil companies are setting up drilling rigs on her ass.

  11. 132
    My Momma said:

      My momma is so cool, you freeze if you touch her.

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