742 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”
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Post Yo Momma Joke Below
You’re such a baby you need yo mommy to tuck you in at night
Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
Lets try to break a record for most posts ever in a single month - 1,000? Think yo momma can count that high?
your momma is so ugly micheal didnt want do u lik all the kids messed with
TweetMy momma is so cool, you freeze if you touch her.
TweetYo mamma so greasy, oil companies are setting up drilling rigs on her ass.
TweetNascar called and they want to race around yo mamma.
TweetYur momma is so skinny she doesn”t have to open doors, she slips through the door jamb.
TweetYou momma so ugly they renamed holloween to yomommaween
TweetYou Momma So Fat She Has TB…2 Bellys
Tweetyo momma’s sister so fat she ate yo momma
TweetYo momma so fat when she sits on the toilet its starts singing (sing the abc song with this) “A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me
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