357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 188
   edt bludfield beavers said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she dont even know she’s yo momma

2. 189
   daniel said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler under her pillow 2 see how long she can sleep

3. 190
   daniel said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo mammas is so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisance

4. 191
   jejekid said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN- AMERICAN WEARING A MASK ON
   YO MAMA IS SO SHORT IT TAKES HER 26 MINUTES TO GET UP FROM THE TOILET

5. 192
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   your mama is so stupid that when she wants to do it with your dad se lets you do it first

6. 193
   theri maa said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2008

   yo momma so fat, she farted so bad that she launched into outer space

7. 194
   CanDi said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2008

   YO MOMMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE!

   ASLO YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEEWORLD TO GET BAPTIZED

8. 195
   Bob Bemis said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2008

   Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.

9. 196
   nath said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2008

   ure momma teeth so yellow wen she shuts her mouth her stocah lights up

10. 197
    kbruson is da king said:
    Posted: March 22nd, 2008

    yo momma so fat she is 36, 24, 36, and so is the other arm

11. 198
    kbruson is da king said:
    Posted: March 22nd, 2008

    yo mommy is a stripper at mcdonald’s. double meat!

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