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357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 199
    I kill u said:

      Yo momma’s so old she wheres air moses

  2. 200
    Davey said:

      Your moms so ugly she scared the ’shit’ out of the toliet

  3. 201
    Dave said:

      Your mom’s so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
      Your moms so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean, and said “i’m in the kiddy pool”!

  4. 202
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway

  5. 203
    mmoo said:

      bbb

  6. 204
    anon said:

      yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her busfare

  7. 205
    wazup said:

      yo mom is so poor when i walked in her house a roach triped me and a rat took my walet

  8. 206
    wazup said:

      yo mom is so fat when she jumped in the ocean whales started singing we are family even though your bigger than me

  9. 207
    wazup said:

      your so ugly when you were born the docter slapped your mom

  10. 208
    wazup said:

      yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

  11. 209
    wazup said:

      yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please

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