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357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 210
    wazup said:

      yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

  2. 211
    wazup said:

      yo momma is so fat she had to go to see world to get babtized

  3. 212
    yomommamaster said:

      yo momma so dumb i told her christmas was right around the corner, and she went looking fo it

  4. 213
    Da Snake said:

      Yo momma is so poor that she uses a microwave for an alarm clock

  5. 214
    CHOWS said:

      Yo momma is so slutty, that when we went to the bar and asked if she wanted a shot. She got on her KNEES!!!!!!

  6. 215
    thick ass momma said:

      your momma like a rollercoaster, everyone takes a ride, and then throws up.

  7. 216
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat jabba the hut was like damn!

  8. 217
    Sk8nstick said:

      anonymous’s mom is so ugly, she made an onion cry

  9. 218
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat she iorn’s her pant’s on the driveway!

  10. 219
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so black, when she went to nightschool the teacher counted her absent!

  11. 220
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so white she makes michael jackson look black!

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