357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 221
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   I GOOOT THISSSSSSSS!

2. 222
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach and the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THEN ME”!

3. 223
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 1,198 she was on the scale! oh beat that slingshot!!!!!!!!!

4. 224
   mj said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   your momma is so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toliet sang “a b c get your fat ass off of me”.

5. 225
   loser said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   yo momma so fukin ugly when i took as shit it looked like her

6. 226
   donise johnson said:
   Posted: March 24th, 2008

   yo momma forehead so big she got the whole world in her head

7. 227
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 25th, 2008

   yo mama is sooooo poor she has 2 t.v’z 1 4 sound and 1 4 picture

8. 228
   lola said:
   Posted: March 26th, 2008

   yo mama so stupid she cut off the lights and thought it was night time

9. 229
   bianka said:
   Posted: March 26th, 2008

   yo mama so stupid when she turn off the lights she thought it was time to go to sleep.

10. 230
    secondstomars30 said:
    Posted: March 26th, 2008

    yo mamma so black when she steps in the car the “check your oil” light comes on

11. 231
    yea said:
    Posted: March 26th, 2008

    your mom

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