432 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 243
   $ G-MONEY $ said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   YO MOMMY SO BIG,A AIRPLANE CRASHED INTO HER,SHE TURNED AROUND AND SAID, WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK AT ME

2. 244
   3@R$ said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   YO MOMM@$ $O N@$TY, $H3$ L!K3 @ DOOR KNOB; 3V3RYBODY G0ET$ @ TURN

3. 245
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she went to the m&m factor and threw away all the W’s

4. 246
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to strip club’s they pay her to keep her clothes on!

5. 247
   Br@vesFan said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   Yo Momma’s like NASCAR- She burns 4 rubbers every lap!

6. 248
   The Real Boyz said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   yo momma is like a library……open to the public

   yo momma is like the neighborhood bike everyone gets a ride

   yo momma has chest hair

   yo momma has a bald spot

   yo momma so fat Jesus can’t even lift her spirits

7. 249
   The Real Boyz said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion!!!!!

   yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention

   yo momma is so ugly she reminds me of a toilet big white and smells like shit

8. 250
   The with the jokes said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   Your mummy is so fat that god cant lift up her sprites

9. 251
   The man with the jokes said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   your mummy got skills she can F**k my hole body

10. 252
    The man with the jokes said:
    Posted: March 29th, 2008

    Your mums breath is so bad that she can alone talk shite

11. 253
    The man with the jokes said:
    Posted: March 29th, 2008

    Your mums breath is so bad that you have to in the matixs to talk to here

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