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419 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 254
    Shitlips said:

      Your mother is so very overweight, that she has low self esteem. Sorry that was so harsh.

  2. 255
    Frank Mancino said:

      Yo momma is such a whore, she did the splits and stuck to the floor!

  3. 256
    Sam Malone said:

      yo momma is so ugly that she has to wear a porkchop around her neck so that the family dog would play with her. heheheeeee….

  4. 257
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat when she lean wit it rock wit it the world does too.

  5. 258
    zeroskater said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered prices.

  6. 259
    zeroskater said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

  7. 260
    zeroskater said:

      Whats the difference between yo momma and a horse? One is a 400 pound hairy beast and the other is a horse.

  8. 261
    zeroskater said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.

  9. 262
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade!

  10. 263
    unholyballs said:

      your mother is so fat when see steps on a scale it yells oww bitch i tell u l8r

  11. 264
    jarjar said:

      yo mama so harey she has afros on her nipples

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