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430 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 265
    yo mama poster said:

      yo mama so hairy when u were born u had second degree burns

  2. 266
    toaster said:

      Yo mama so fat she has a 6 pack, a 6 pack of jelly rolls.
      roflmao!

  3. 267
    toaster said:

      Yo mama so fat she hides twinkes in her belly folds.

  4. 268
    toaster said:

      Yo mama like a t.v., even a 2 year old can turn her on

  5. 269
    Ced Wilsonm said:

      Yo mamma is so skinny that when a girl braids her hair it looks like she got stitches.

  6. 270
    Guitar MAn said:

      yo mama so old she knew Burger king when he was a prince!

  7. 271
    Guitar MAn said:

      yo mama is so ugly she makes hilary clinton look like a girl!

  8. 272
    someone said:

      yo momma so ugly she enterd in a ugly contest an won 1st 2nd an 3rd

  9. 273
    Travis said:

      your momma is so stupid she shved a battery up her but and said i got the power

  10. 274
    zsauber said:

      Yo momma is so black when she walks in the kitchen skillets start giggiling

  11. 275
    smarty said:

      yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

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