742 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”
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You’re such a baby you need yo mommy to tuck you in at night
Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
Lets try to break a record for most posts ever in a single month - 1,000? Think yo momma can count that high?
your momma is so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toliet sang “a b c get your fat ass off of me”.
TweetYo momma so fat the last time she saw 1,198 she was on the scale! oh beat that slingshot!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma so fat when she went to the beach and the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THEN ME”!
TweetI GOOOT THISSSSSSSS!
TweetYo momma so white she makes michael jackson look black!
TweetYo momma so black, when she went to nightschool the teacher counted her absent!
TweetYo momma so fat she iorn’s her pant’s on the driveway!
Tweetanonymous’s mom is so ugly, she made an onion cry
TweetYo momma so fat jabba the hut was like damn!
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