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439 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 298
    matttteee said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      yo mommas just plain FAT

  2. 299
    Toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      Yo mama has one toe and one knee, they call her ToeKnee

  3. 300
    matttteee said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      yo mommas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

  4. 301
    Toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

  5. 302
    Toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      Yo mama so ghetto, she squirts Kool-Aid out of her tits.

  6. 303
    Toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.

  7. 304
    Toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      Yo mama so fat, my dog bit her and died of high colestrol.

  8. 305
    matttteee said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade

  9. 306
    matttteee said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      your mommas so old she farts dust

  10. 307
    matttteee said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      oi toast i eat peices of crap like u for breakfast

  11. 308
    toaster said:
    Posted: April 15th, 2008

      i love my mom

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