357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 23
   dimplicous 95 said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry!!!! =(

2. 24
   dimplicous 95 said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!!!!!!=)

3. 25
   $A-M0n3Y$ said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

4. 26
   Nu Jerzz said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo momma only had you because the condom broke

   yo momma is so greasy she has a job as hair gell

5. 27
   Kandy_559 said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   your mama is so fat she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops

6. 28
   lakin said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   your mom

7. 29
   lakin said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   your mom is so fat, she eats!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i crack myself up.

8. 30
   pompey harry smallbone said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo mamma is so fat even Bill Gates cant even pay for her lipo suction

9. 31
   que said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2008

   yo momma so fat when she want 2 kfc they ask what size drink did she want she said the size of my body.

10. 32
    Sofie said:
    Posted: March 7th, 2008

    Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck XD

11. 33
    jeovani said:
    Posted: March 8th, 2008

    yo moma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk

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