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450 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 320
    BITCHPLEASE said:

      your mommas so gross she farted and there was a nuclear explosion!

  2. 321
    yayabz! said:

      ur momma so fat she took a swim and Spain claimed her the new world

  3. 322
    typer said:

      well yoor momma so ulgy hur own shawdow ran away :]

  4. 323
    yayabz said:

      oh yeah well typer ur sister is so ugly when she popped her pimple nickelodeon called her the new slimster

  5. 324
    anonymous said:

      your momma is so old, her birth certificate says “EXPIRED!” on it. =]

  6. 325
    anonymous said:

      yo momma is so poor, she used cheerios as earrings.

      yo momma is so dumb, she sat on the Tv and watched the couch.

      yo momma is so dumb, she waited for the gum to come out after she put a quarter on the parking lot minutes.

      yo momma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the superBOWL.

      yo momma is so dumb, she was trying to find out who YO MOMMA is.

      yo momma is so fat, shes the reason why they made double doors.

      yo momma’s house is so dirty, you had to wipe your feet before you go outside.

      YO MAMA jokes BY:
      anonymous
      ‘best ur momma maker ever’

  7. 326
    Anonymous said:

      :)

  8. 327
    Anonymous said:

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  9. 328
    Anonymous said:

      :]

  10. 329
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid that when she went to the airport, the sign said: “airport left” so she left the airport

  11. 330
    yo_momma_maker said:

      ur moma is so bad, shes the reason why britney spears is in rehab.

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