439 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 342
   chilldkill said:
   Posted: April 28th, 2008

   yo momma so dumb i caught her yelln in an envelope tryn to send voicemail

2. 343
   JENN MORGAN said:
   Posted: April 28th, 2008

   YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY, THEY EAT HER ON FEAR FACTOR!

3. 344
   JENN MORGAN said:
   Posted: April 28th, 2008

   YO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH!

4. 345
   shateka said:
   Posted: April 29th, 2008

   yo momma so ugly your dad takes her to work so he wont have to kiss her good bye

5. 346
   Reggie said:
   Posted: April 29th, 2008

   yo mama so nasty i asked her wat waz 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

6. 347
   Nerdy Dude said:
   Posted: April 30th, 2008

   your mother is fat, she would be the hypotinus of a quadrilateral equation

7. 348
   that one guy said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo momma is so old that she was at the last supper stripping for blessings

8. 349
   lol at this guy said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo momma is so stupid she thought this guy could spell:
   “yo mama is so ugly that they moved Holloween to her birthday?. yo mama is so dum when your dad sead it was chilly outside she ran out whit a spun.”

9. 350
   weeeeee said:
   Posted: May 1st, 2008

   yo momma such an old whore she slept with the father the son and the holy ghost!

10. 351
    hi said:
    Posted: May 2nd, 2008

    yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck…

11. 352
    that one guy said:
    Posted: May 3rd, 2008

    yo mommas so poor that she uses cheerios for earrings

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