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450 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 375
    The momma joker said:

      Your mommas so ugly when she goes outside people say”It’s halloween already?”

  2. 376
    The momma joker said:

      Your mommas so fat that when she went to a beach people poured water on her and said save the whales

  3. 377
    The momma joker said:

      your mommas is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come bak

  4. 378
    The momma joker said:

      yo mommas the ninth planet

  5. 379
    The momma joker said:

      yo mommas the reason uranus went out of the calculated orbit

  6. 380
    xebier said:

      Ethan is so short, he thought a puddle was the ocean.

  7. 381
    fairiez said:

      the thing about carson and momma is so not true

      estrand’s belt size is saturn’s rings

  8. 382
    alex said:

      yo momma is so stupid she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 twice

  9. 383
    NICK said:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE JOKES R SO NOT FUNNY MY DICK HUTS

  10. 384
    ya boys said:

      yo moma so harry people thought a ape escaped again

      yomomma so old she used to babysitt yoda

  11. 385
    ya boys said:

      nick yo dad is so stupid he roasted his private and thought it was a hot dog

      yo moma so harry they thought a ape escaped again

      yo moma so gushyyou could make otmeal out of her

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