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450 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 430
    asp...mami said:

      yo moma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.

  2. 431
    munster said:

      yo momma so old she had an autographed bible

  3. 432
    munster said:

      yo momma so short she fell off the sidewalk and she went,’aaaaaaaaaaah!’

  4. 433
    bob said:

      Your momma is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids go by she said stop that twinky

  5. 434
    bob said:

      yo mama is so poor I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence!!!!

  6. 435
    bob said:

      yo momma is so fat she sweats buttermilk and cries bacon bits……

  7. 436
    bob said:

      yo momma so fat she can’t git off the coach so she has to breastfeed her self

  8. 437
    bob said:

      yo mama is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 438
    JVGNDFUIGP said:

      YO MAMMAS SO WHITE AND FAT SHE WENT INTO A SUPER MARKET AND A LITTLE GIT=RL SAID YUMMY CHUNKY MARSHMELLO

  10. 439
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so ugly she put her head in the ocaen and all the fish

  11. 440
    batabou12 said:

      yo momma can suck my dick

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