742 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”
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You’re such a baby you need yo mommy to tuck you in at night
Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
Lets try to break a record for most posts ever in a single month - 1,000? Think yo momma can count that high?
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
TweetYo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came back with an application
Tweetyo momma is so black she went to night school and they marked her absent…LMAO
Tweetyo mama teeth is so yellow she spits butter
Tweetyo mama so short she does backflips under her bed
Tweetyo mom so old she sheds wrinkles
TweetUr momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
TweetUR MAMA SO STUPID SHES STUPID
Tweettwo miidgets walk down town and pick up two hookers and take them bach to their rooms and the first midget has a problem he cant get it up, he is so depresed and all night all he hears is 1….2…..3….. ugh 1….2….3….ugh
Tweetthe next morning the first midget says man, last night sucked, why said the second one? i couldent get it up. the second midget says you think thats bad i couldent even get on the bed