357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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1. 78
   dan said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2008

   yo momma is so short she can do backflips under her bed

2. 79
   jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2008

   last time you grabbed ass is when you finger slipped though the toilet paper

3. 80
   dayone said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like”

4. 81
   dayone said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo momma is so gay she ran into the girls bathroom and started singin “o i think they like me”

5. 82
   Sex Kitten said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   !Tu madre es tan gorda, eso cuando ella intentó tener sexo con tu papá la primera vez, él fue perdida! TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK TO FIX HER SITE!!

6. 83
   turkadur said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read.

7. 84
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   Yo mama is so hairy people thought she was Cousin It

8. 85
   big_mac/chris said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waitress ask her what size bucket she says the one on the roof

9. 86
   anonymous said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

10. 87
    anonymous said:
    Posted: March 12th, 2008

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

11. 88
    Sex Kitten said:
    Posted: March 12th, 2008

    Yo mama is so nasty she eats KFC!!! Kentucky Fried Cruelty

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