742 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”
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You’re such a baby you need yo mommy to tuck you in at night
Yo momma so poor she has a welfare mat on her porch
Lets try to break a record for most posts ever in a single month - 1,000? Think yo momma can count that high?
Yo mamma is so poor that she was a waitress at the last supper!
TweetYo mamma is so old that i saw jesus in her middle school yearbook!
TweetYo mamma is so poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street and i aksked her what she was doing and she said im moving!
TweetYo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out
TweetYo momma is so ugly that when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!
TweetYo momma is so ugly in the morning your mom waves by to your dad and he dose not wave back
TweetYo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Tweetyo mamma like a basketball hoop, everybody get a shot
Tweetyo mamma so stupid her favoite color is clear
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