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357 Responses to “March 2008 Yo Mommy Jokes”

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  1. 89
    Anonymous said:

      Adams mum is sooo Small she need a ladder to pick up 1p

  2. 90
    poooman said:

      adams mum is sooo small she need a ladderto pick up 1p

  3. 91
    Sex Kitten said:

      pooo man’s mama so stupid, she shit him out of her ass instead of the right way.

  4. 92
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so scary she went inside a haunted house and came out with a job application

  5. 93
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her license plate

  6. 94
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so short you can see here feet on her drivers license

  7. 95
    jackmeof said:

      yo mamma is so fat she drives a spandex car

  8. 96
    suckmyballs said:

      yo momma is so fat she played pool wit the planets

  9. 97
    my momma said:

      yo mamma is my mamma

  10. 98
    Sabrina said:

      yo momma so nasty she pors salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!!

  11. 99
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo mama so fat, when she jumped up and down 1 time, the earth cracked and when she walked away the world broke in half.

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