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1077 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. X and Y's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb she asked me what came after x. I said y and she said because i want to know.



  2. Change In Herr Purse's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb the weather man said there is going to be change in the weather. She went out side and opened her purse and said “Wheres da change, Wheres da change?!”



  3. Fez's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma So Old…..She New Burger King When We Was A Prince



  4. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale it said to be continued



  5. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus she said who throwed that rock



  6. Yo mama so skiny she turned sideways and disapeard's Momma Joke:

    Reuben



  7. maria's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when her beeper went off everybody thought she was backing up.



  8. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she only leaves her house to go to the grocery store



  9. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so…… dumb i told her i wanted a BLOW job and she gave me a bottle of bubbles



  10. sparkle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skiny she swollowed a meat ball and thought she was pregnant



  11. sparkle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tripped over k-mart and landed on wal-mart



  12. Christian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry



  13. griffin99's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat bitch lose some wait is her belt size



  14. warrenz mum's Momma Joke:

    kl



  15. warren's mum slippers's Momma Joke:

    your hair is like shock waves



  16. Susan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please!



  17. Elise VAnsicckle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooooooo fluffy i use her as a pillow.



  18. Im in Warrenz mum's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soooooo stupid she thought AK-47 was the 31st letter in the alphabet



  19. Im in Warrenz mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she squirts out powdered milk



  20. chris smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she talks she says let there be light.



  21. chris smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so slow that she is jeluse of a snal



  22. chris smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid tht when sh walks she has to stop to read a stop sign



  23. chris smith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo stupid that when she went to the bank they asked her if she wanted a free checking account she asked how much



  24. Matt Gironda's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing



  25. Matt Gironda's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paint roller



  26. Junior's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that she needed to steel something that was free.



  27. Matt Gironda's Momma Joke:

    Lmao Junoir Nice bro



  28. Your mamma so fat when she did a cartwheel in the olympics the earth divide in to a million pieces's Momma Joke:

    Joshua



  29. Your mamma so fat the size for her bro is going to come out in 3010's Momma Joke:

    Joshua



  30. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    To momma’s like a brick, flat on both sides and she gets laid by mexicans



  31. David (Hi Matt)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes fat!



  32. babby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hot she is not hot



  33. hurry up matt's Momma Joke:

    hi!



  34. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so weak she cant lift a cigarette



  35. hi's Momma Joke:

    hi cool jokes



  36. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead cause she wanted to make up her mind!



  37. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy!!



  38. CORLIEN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay she thought a guy was a nicname for a cat!!



  39. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poo she couldn’t afford the last letter!



  40. fatty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles!



  41. fatty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she was at the beach everyone sat next to her to sit in the shade!



  42. david's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i went to her appertment and i hit the doorbell and she said dingdong!!



  43. fatty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fart she spelled it wrong!



  44. fatty's Momma Joke:

    mr camping so old jesus told him when the end of the world was!



  45. david's Momma Joke:

    i read about yo mama in a fatrical in the newspapper!!!!



  46. david's Momma Joke:

    i read about yo mama in a fartical in the newspapper



  47. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dick



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dick



  49. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that when i told her to act her age she died



  50. AJEEZY13's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO DUM SHE GOT NO ARMS AND SHE WAS LOOKING 4 A WATCH



  51. AJEEZY13's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO DUM SHE GOT NO ARMS AND SHE WAS LOOKINGAT THE MALL 4 A WATCH



  52. your fat momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat whenever she looked out the window she was arsed for mooning!



  53. your fat momma's Momma Joke:

    wtf = what the f***



  54. osc's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid that she stuck a battery up her ass and said i’ve got the power!



  55. niger mom's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat she died



  56. chewbacca's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy for halloween she was chewbacca.



  57. ghostface's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she had sex she had to give directions



  58. ghostface's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat around da house she really sat around da house



  59. Suck my mom's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so ugly shes ugly



  60. Suck my mom's Momma Joke:

    lalalaweewwe



  61. Humping man's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so yellow people mistake her for spoongebob



  62. anonamous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
    Yo Momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing



  63. osc's Momma Joke:

    you mam so dark when she walked in the club everyone yelled out darkness!



  64. AHMED's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE RANS AFTER THE ICE CREAM MAN FOR EXCERSISE



  65. muraad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she flaps her belly and made a sandstrom in dubai desert



  66. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so gay, she makes your auntie finger herself just to watch gay ass porno!!!!



  67. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she farts dust. i also found cobwebs in her wrinkly ass!!!!



  68. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, she took classes with jesus and asked him out!



  69. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fake, when i said hi, she made it rain with her armpit hair!



  70. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she said wants some hair. she lifted her arm waiting for me to take a hair.



  71. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto, she said what up my hizzle fo shizzle sextoy!?



  72. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ashy, i thought her pimple was a rock.



  73. Crazy nugget's Momma Joke:

    YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT LAST JOKE WAS FUNNY. Those shits is red and itchy.



  74. Austin K's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she goes to hell because the angels can’t pick her up.



  75. JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

    Crazy nugget ure so dumb ur jokes isnt funny its stupid!



  76. JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

    Crazy nugget u sound so stupid ur jokes wonna make me cry



  77. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she locked her keys in a motercycle!!



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    shit the fucin jokes



  80. mommaking's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow shirt and walked around evry body was waving there hands saying taxy taxy



  81. im yo daday's Momma Joke:

    yo mama likes me



  82. Aysha's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skinny when she turns to the side she is just a stick.



  83. Johnathen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she rolls over she’s in china.



  84. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she has more chins than china



  85. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so harry that evan chewbaca wouldn’t date that



  86. N/A's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale it said ‘to be continued’



  87. trey young's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and skittles came out



  88. Petty Theft's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto she though a two piece was two pennies



  89. Luc's Father's Momma Joke:

    yo mama love Yo Mama Extreme Voice Edition for the iphone or ipod touch.



  90. josh's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat shes fat



  91. josh's Momma Joke:

    hi



  92. derek waithe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old i tolled here to act here own age and she died



  93. josh browder's Momma Joke:

    your momma so big big bird got mad at her



  94. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that when she went to night school s
    he got marked absent.



  95. TweetY's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so pour when she was kicking a can down the street I told her”what are you doing she said moving”



  96. somali's Momma Joke:

    ur hed is so small u use a tbag 4 a pillow



  97. somali pirate's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so ugly wen she looks in the mirror she kisses her teeeth and say damn right!!!



  98. somali pirate's Momma Joke:

    ur so blick every1 went home becase dey fort it was l8



  99. somali pirate's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she stashes food in her toliet



  100. The best a gyal can get's Momma Joke:

    patricks mum has nicee titties



  101. The best a gyal can get's Momma Joke:

    unlike warrens mum, there sooo smalll like tres head



  102. MR. Awesome's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA is so fat her blood type is mana”S



  103. ?'s Momma Joke:

    no no your mom



  104. NOEL_FEDEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat her Blood Type is Crisc “O” positive !



  105. S-Major's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so FAT, that one time i invited her and she walked in front of my T.V. i missed 5 seasons of southpark!!!



  106. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE AUDITIONED FOR A PART IN INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND GOT THE PART WITH THE BIG ROLLING BALL.



  107. bricio gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she waz goin to heaven god said let there be light so he told your mom to get out the way



  108. bricio's Momma Joke:

    suk a dik



  109. bricio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

    lmoa



  110. bricio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she slipped on a pic of a bannana peel



  111. bricio's Momma Joke:

    im gay i like boys



  112. TJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to china everyone shouted GODZILLA!!



  113. TJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that she was the donkey that carried mary and jesus



  114. yo mama man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat not even dora can explore her



  115. yo mama man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing



  116. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she put batteries up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER



  117. yo mama man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she stole free bread



  118. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she wore a raincoat the people shouted out TAXI!



  119. yo mama man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat fat albert said DANG!



  120. yo mama man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she got more rolls than a hong kong phone book



  121. SNOOP DOUG's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA ONLY HAS 1 KNEE AND ONE TOE AND THEY CALL IT TONY



  122. SNOOP DOUG's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA ONLY HAS 1 KNEE AND 1 TOE AND THEY CALL IT TONY



  123. SNOOP DOUG's Momma Joke:

    FAT ALBERT CALLED ME AND SAID TO TELL YOUR MOM HE WANTS HIS STOMACH BACK



  124. AMY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA FAT SHE CAN’T GET FOR MONEY



  125. KAELIN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIR ALL HER FAT CAN’T UP



  126. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat … SHES FAT



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid … SHE HAD YOU



  128. Yo mama so stupid she had you's Momma Joke:

    The Mama Destroyer



  129. condom sucker's Momma Joke:

    eat me



  130. oakdale nunu's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so big when she sneeze she bite her chest



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so skinny she hulla hupes with a cherio.



  132. kirsten's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!



  133. kirsten's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so ugly she shaves her arm pits with a lawn mower.



  134. Emoni's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a store and starved to death.



  135. Emoni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.



  136. Emoni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so, flat she was jelious of a piece of paper



  137. Emoni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, even your daddy
    won’t take her



  138. Emoni's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty, she makes mud look clean



  139. furkaan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb tat after she shitd she askd her ass tat any thng came out



  140. Lolll's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing.



  141. bacon's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupied it took her 2 hours to watch 60 min.



  142. eggs's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupied she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  143. cool whip's Momma Joke:

    your mama’s so ugly that when she was born her mom said,” why does my baby look like shit,”.



  144. cool whip's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale



  145. cool whip's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so lesbian shes your dad



  146. cool whip's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she stared at orange juice for 2 hours just because it said concentrate



  147. cool whip's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale she broke it



  148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama its so ugly that she made a blind kid cry



  149. yor mom is a bich's Momma Joke:

    your mom is stupid she suck my dick



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so oldn that shes on jeses ear book x x



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old that shes on jeses ear book x x



  152. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tiny she did a drive by in a hotwheeles car



  153. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat God couldnt light earth until she move



  154. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when a bus hit her she said who throw that rock



  155. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish



  156. ezease's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor when i walked in your house and lit a match they started singing “clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat”



  157. reid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got fired at the m m factory for throwing away all the w’s



  158. reid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when someone stepped on a cigarette butt, she said ” who turned out the heat



  159. buggy_sheno's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas house is so dirty she lays down with hopes and dreams and wakes up with herppies and hyarites



  160. buggy_sheno's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeths is so yellow that when she smlies she slows down traffic



  161. gaara hollow's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat i tock a picture of her and i printed he picture last chrismas and im still printing it



  162. the hot 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so smart she said i am sexy

    declan cannnon



  163. none ya!'s Momma Joke:

    kljkljkjkljkjk



  164. the hot 1's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    declan c



  165. the hot 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas glasses ar that thick when she looks in a map see people wavin DECLAN CANNON



  166. 125448's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she farts a hairball comes out



  167. 125448's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poore when i seen here kickin a can i said what are you doing and she said moving



  168. Funny Looking's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to “see” how “long” she slept!! …Dumbass…



  169. Emily's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that when she went in the ocean all the whales went”we are family”!!!



  170. tigger08's Momma Joke:

    yo some of the jokes on here are funny, but some of the people that post them need to learn how to spell. this is not a joke its real life..yall fools are so dumb you go to write a joke and can’t even spell….Lets take it back to preschool..A B C D E F G….et cetra



  171. jumponit89's Momma Joke:

    This is not even a yo momma joke this is for u…U r so dumb you go to write a joke and u can’t even spell..I mean damn people what’s next…learn to spell its starts in pre-k now…



  172. ohsogood55's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old the doctors wanted to give her a face lift and she thought she was getting her head cut off.



  173. sopissed99's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she burped and spontaneously combusted



  174. if you read this you are stupid's Momma Joke:

    if you read this you are stupid



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old, i told her to act out her age and she died



  176. cooldude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, i told her to act out her age and she died



  177. cooldude's Momma Joke:

    anonymous stole my joke



  178. alliie :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. :)



  179. alliie :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, her momma had her and was like “she’s a treasure.” and yo daddy was like “yes, lets bury it.”



  180. alliie :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, her bible’s autographed.



  181. braeden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that when you said there was a monster under the bed, she charged him rent.



  182. braeden's Momma Joke:

    you mamma like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.



  183. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a vacuum she sucks blows then gets laid in a closet



  184. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so laz-e she wouldn’t even get up to get a soder



  185. fzswcvfe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they slapped yo dadd y when u was bornnnn



  186. fzswcvfe's Momma Joke:

    i buyyuyuyuhyutyih



  187. your name here's Momma Joke:

    submit joke or comment



  188. your name here's Momma Joke:

    GO COWBOYS



  189. rAy cAstRo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s panties are so crusy she put betty crocker out of buisness



  190. your name here's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE advertises 4 cworld



  191. rAy cAstRo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s panties has so many holes in it that when she fart it whistles



  192. your name here's Momma Joke:

    u r sooooooooooooo fat



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so fat it takes three trains and airplane and a bus to get on her good side



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she say a bus full of white kids and yelled “STOP THAT TWINKY”



  195. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she plays football she gets a touchdown while standing on the 50 yard line



  197. will52's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,i took her to a hunted house and she came out with a job application



  198. will52's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a T.V a two year old can turn her on



  199. will52's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a doornob everybody gets a turn



  200. Amninder's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  201. Amninder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she farts out dust



  202. Amninder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb when she jumped off the Cn tower she asked Yo dadda for directions



  203. ryan butler's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she stop at a stop sigh and waited for it to say go



  204. ryan butler's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid say sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  205. ryan butler's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat they used her as a steam roller



  206. ryan butler's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she didn’t know the number to 911



  207. YUNG PORKY's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she strips at chuckey cheese 4 tokens



  208. Rafael's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so hairy i confused her for a bush and i pissed on her! lol blue devils phantom reghment fpf chubbas ily sis ily bff !!



  209. Steffy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a pencil and broked it 100timez



  210. Yo Mommy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas So Poor, when I went to your house for dinner, and asked her what was for dinner, she looked me straight in the eye pulled out a revolver, and said ” NEXT ONE WHO MOVES “



  211. do's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she is fat



  212. do's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made the earth go down gravity



  213. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupit and fat every time she tries to say hi she says fries



  214. do's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she thout she waz pregnet all came out waz shit



  215. j loc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she asked me if she culd live in ma ass



  216. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she makes peter griffin look like einstien



  217. yoooo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the first grade



  218. yoooo's Momma Joke:

    your mom so old i told her act her age and she died



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused hurricane katrina



  220. Lla-llon el rey's Momma Joke:

    Yo soy el mejor de aqui!!!!!!!!!



  221. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PUNGEE JUMPED SHE PULLED THE WHOLE BRIDGE DOWN!!



  222. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO OLD SHE FARTS OUT DIRT!!



  223. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    DUST



  224. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT ON HER DRIVERS LISCENSE FOR HER PICTURE IT SAYS’TO BE CONTINUED’



  225. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE ATE THE BIGGEST LOSER!!



  226. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE LIVES AT THE BIGGEST LOSER CAMP!!



  227. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA HEAD SOOOOOOOOO HUGE,IT’S AN UMBRELLA!!

    :)



  228. BEE BEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA LIKE CAKE EVERYONE LICKS HER!! :(



  229. johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid for having you



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they named her b-day as a public holiday cause she was born after you



  231. the boss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breth so stink when she yawns her teeth duck ank say acid



  232. JOSH's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she masterbates to pee pants the hobo clown who eats out of your gaarbge



  233. Tre''s Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles



  234. y6ryb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nuts good thing she was selling nuts because she was going nuts for nuts



  235. y6ryb's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid she wanted a nice hot bath so she turn on the stove andlie down on the stove



  236. merv's Momma Joke:

    yo momma can come up with better jokes than these…



  237. yo momma so fat she sat on nintendo gamecube and made a gameboy advance sp's Momma Joke:

    353 CRIMINAL



  238. yo mama so old she walked in a antike shop and they kept her's Momma Joke:

    23456789



  239. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat a bus hit her and she said who throw that rock!!!



  240. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny when she gets in the shower she has to run around to get wet!!!



  241. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat a bus hit her and the bus had to go to the E.R!!!



  242. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy we mistaked her as Chubaka!!!



  243. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat we had to rent a jet to get around her!!!



  244. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste!!!



  245. Jordan Slough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so getto when she brest feed kool-aid comes out!!!



  246. lulu & peep's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she farts dust!



  247. alonzo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she looked outside she got arrested!!!



  248. alonzo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she was lookin at the orange juice 4 30 minutes becuase it said consentrate ooh !!!!



  249. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama has so many holes in her under wear when she farts her under wear whistles



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when aliens tried to take over the planet they said damn, this ugly bitch already took over this planet



  251. rolex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat shes larger than life



  252. rolex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck



  253. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums so old it say’s expired on her birth certificate



  254. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so fat she fit frow the cat flap



  255. Jerry carol topicz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty i had to wear a whole box of condoms jus to get a hand job. yo mama so dirty when i ate her ass she poo’d in my mouth. yo mama so poor when she out trickin she got a sign that say wic an foodstamps accept’d plus she got a old timberland that say tips on it. yo mama dont suck dick- she swallows it. im so dirty i jack in my hand n smack myself n da face wit it na mean



  256. B weezy da boss's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor da bitch puts her tampons in da washer an re uses dem.



  257. kid kid66's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she asked her husband “honey can u buy me a water bed for Christmas”, and he went and put a blanket over the pacific ocean



  258. kid kid66's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas butt so big when she bent over she got arrested for 40 pounds of crack.



  259. Fat dork's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas like a race car she burns 4 rubbers a night



  260. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! “



  261. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!



  262. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”



  263. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.



  264. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.



  265. Matthew Olson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



  266. Joshua Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 is when she was on the scale



  267. Joshua Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and came out with a job application



  268. Joshua Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, when she called 911 she was afraid that a plane was gonna crash



  269. Joshua Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, she made blind people cry



  270. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i need directions just to get around her



  271. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so ugly the horse on her polo shirt ran away



  272. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  273. Mary Sue's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, we’re in her right now.



  274. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  275. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor she stole free bread



  276. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid that when you told her to call 911 she asked you what was the number



  277. jake t snake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor on x-mas she videorecorded other kids open presents



  278. johjo's Momma Joke:

    You are dumber than a board.
    Joe



  279. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy the only language she speeks is wookie !



  280. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds cool aide comes out !



  281. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise !



  282. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on wall mart she lowerd the prices !



  283. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they use her face to make gorlilla cookies !



  284. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs !



  285. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her boyfriend in highschool was jeasus .



  286. lil john's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.



  287. lil john's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.



  288. lil john's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle!



  289. lil john's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor she cant even pay attention.



  290. lil john's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says:
    “Picture continued on other side.”



  291. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo lil john yur pretty good



  292. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto when she brest feeds kool aide comes out



  293. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speak is wookie !!!



  294. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time



  295. fattey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on a the scale!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO



  296. fattey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, she looks like you!!!!!!!



  297. Cvetzz's Momma Joke:

    hahaa u suck



  298. Crazy Nugget's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she got a big cut, crunched up chicken wings wit hot sauce came out!!!!!!!



  299. zack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like cake mix 15 servings per package



  300. zack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  301. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma reminds me of a toilet bowl….she’s fat, she’s white, and SHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!



  302. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.



  303. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor, her card board box got forclosed.



  304. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb she makes Sarah Palin look like Einstein.



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest they said please no perfessionals



  306. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she blocked the sun and cuzed an ice age



  307. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles



  308. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she only has two channels on and off



  309. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund
    .



  310. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  311. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.



  312. Alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy when she went to the zoo the people put a sign over hear reading unidentifed species.



  313. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she looks like you.



  314. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.



  315. malika's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old i looked in her year book and saw jesus



  316. brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she joined an ugly contest, and they said ” sorry no professionals”



  317. brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she new burger king when he was a prince



  318. Ericc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto when she brestfeeds kool aide comes out



  319. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fkin ugly the grim reaper looked at her and died



  320. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fkin stupid she gave money 2 a rich man



  321. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that she made brittany spears look like madonna



  322. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her drinks on the house and she went and got a ladder and said which part



  323. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo moomas so stupid she asked a hobo 4 a million dollars



  324. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gay she made micheal jackson jealous



  325. chicken wingz o harry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she had you they slapped her and said u brought this abomination into the world



  326. Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought meow mix was a CD for cats



  327. fudgey pudgey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she rolled over four quarters she made a dollar



  328. mr haynes's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat her belt size is the equater



  329. J-ROQK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like the hardware store, 5 cents a screw



  330. mr haynes's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat her belt size is the equater



  331. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn



  332. bb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so balled is was a tap dancing floor



  333. bastard's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fkin dumb she thought pee was lemonade



  334. hwizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo old, she left her purse on noah’s arc!



  335. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yOUR MOMS SO LOOSE SHE SLEPT WITH HER VERIZON NETWORK



  336. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    your moms so skinny when she puts a hula skirt on she looks like a broom



  337. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat we use her 4 surfing



  338. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so dumb she stabs herself with the violin.



  339. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so hairy she has haballs in her nose.



  340. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she went 2 sea world wearingblack and white wenet 2 the every 1 said look its samu



  341. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so ugly she went on the today show they said m.. mabey tommorow.



  342. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she is fat hahahaha…….lol



  343. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so ugly she went to a funural evryone said PLEASE PLEASE PUT HER INSIDE.



  344. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    salvidor is so dum he thruw a rock at the floor and missed



  345. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so dumb she thogh trojan was a native tribe.



  346. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat she look like a turky wen she is laying down

    hahahaha lmao



  347. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    segio is so ugly when he gets on the bus the driver says mabey we should charge tax.



  348. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    hahahahahahaha ur so dum yo nprobably read this



  349. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so dumb she walked it out and got lost



  350. sergio :]'s Momma Joke:

    salvidor is so dum his name is salvidork hahahaha old but funny

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  351. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    yo moms so skinny when she flips peaple off it looks like a sword..



  352. SALVADOR =[]'s Momma Joke:

    sergio is so hairy I beat him up so I can leave with a cape.



  353. Blah blah blah's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.



  354. firegod's Momma Joke:

    you momma like a doornob every man gets a turn



  355. firegod's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stuiped she use a gps on a racetrack



  356. firegod's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly she walk in to china and the said damn i thougth my face waz mess up



  357. bballhoopz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car to pay for gas money



  358. bballhoopz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when I rang the doorbell I heard the toilet flush



  359. bballhoopz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she was sellnig chips she yelled out “free Lays”



  360. idk332's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat n hairy the troopers at big bend national park said look big foot is a mexican immigrant



  361. nickyt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she wears a green shirt people think its a cabbage.



  362. Gratpsp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked infront of the tv you missed three commercials



  363. leppy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she makes the solar system look small



  364. leppy619+'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat everyone thought the saw the sun



  365. joe.west's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she fat



  366. ZaCh Anarchy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she can make her own football team



  367. peanut butter and jelly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets



  368. killer joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid i give her 50 cents for the pay phone and she give a receipt



  369. killer joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a police station she dicks running in and out all time



  370. killer joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so white everybody thought she was the good humor man



  371. killer joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she steep outside she fell throgh the earth



  372. killer joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat and stupid she thought the moon was a powder dought



  373. topline's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a Chinesee phonebook



  374. topline's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  375. King Gojcaj 13's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so damn old, She was best friends with Adam and Eve.



  376. King Gojcaj 13's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat
    when she took a step outside
    the whole world was effected by the earthquake.



  377. Your mom is so fat,when she dances,the band skips...'s Momma Joke:

    Big Tooner Lpkae South Gate



  378. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    you stupid



  379. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is fat she steeped on a dollar and made change!



  380. beast's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat and saggy she sells shade in the desert



  381. sk8er's Momma Joke:

    your momma is dumb she shoved a battery up her ass and said “i got the power!”



  382. saul contreras's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sow fat she orderd a badery as big as the school she tried to showit up her ass then she sed wath hapen to my pawer.



  383. choco's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is a fat neyo “im so thick from chicken so tired of beer”

    yo momma so much of a hoe she’s on the dolla menu at mickey d’s



  384. oni5150's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so loose, it’s like throwing hotdogs down the hallway!



  385. K- dub's Momma Joke:

    YO Mama is so dumb when she heard the song Stanky legg s he smelled her legg



  386. K- dub's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i was not laughing but the ground was cracking up



  387. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty the government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon!



  388. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammy so poor I walked in her house steped on aroach she said “Save me the white MEAT!



  389. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammy so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid.



  390. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel!



  391. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammy so stupid she’s not only stupid but STUPID!!!!



  392. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she jumped off the high dive and everybody yelled “AH the sky is FALLING!!



  393. trey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she laid on the beach and nobody gets sun but her.



  394. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made Ray Charels flinch!



  395. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it took her a hour to buy milk cause it said concentrate!



  396. Caleb Hamm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch!



  397. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    any one there



  398. Shannon :)'s Momma Joke:

    Ermm … Yo Mommas So Stupid She Put Money in a Parking Ticket Machine And Waited For Her Sweets :D



  399. Shannon :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat htat when she wears a yellow jacket people chase he shouting taxi :D cya



  400. Shannon :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she climed over a glass block to see what was on the other side :L



  401. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    Hello



  402. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    Please anser



  403. Shannon :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like an xboz she gets turned on by little kids :D



  404. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    Hello shannon



  405. Shannon :)'s Momma Joke:

    braiden cagle youu talken to me :S



  406. braiden cagle's Momma Joke:

    yes



  407. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    Yes



  408. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    lesten to this youmamma so fat she sat on adoller and made four QUARTERs



  409. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    You still there SHANNON



  410. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hello



  411. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    im so sorr y eery buddy my brother keeps doing wierd things



  412. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, yo grandparents had her, yo grandma said, what a treasure, and yo grandpa said, yeah let’s bury it



  413. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, yo grandparents had her, yo grandma said, what a treasure, and yo grandpa said, yeah let’s bury it



  414. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny, she was jealous of a piece of lead



  415. rocker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she still ows jesus 3 bucks



  416. Knifey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter



  417. justin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old she ran track with dinosuars



  418. luke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  419. RRRRR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection



  420. Gaycob Assamar's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she looks in a different direction she is in a different state



  421. jeremy jiminian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out



  422. jagex's Momma Joke:

    i did ur mom



  423. jagex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she just is



  424. Tammy's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas sooooo fat that even dora cant explore her



  425. zack's Momma Joke:

    your momma so sluty she one the baskin robins 31 flavors ha ha



  426. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the building she was stuck in the air.



  427. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she farts it becomes global warming



  428. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she looks like you!



  429. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  430. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.



  431. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.



  432. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short, she does back flips under the bed.



  433. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she farts out dust.



  434. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.



  435. Vivo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”



  436. grocery store's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  437. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl outside.



  438. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat when she went to the beach everyone yelled “FREE WILLY”



  439. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly she made onions cry.



  440. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat when she went bungee jumping she brought the bridge down too.



  441. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid she brought a ruler with her to sleep to see how long she slept.



  442. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly she got arrested for looking out her window.



  443. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly that the government had to move holloween to her birthday.



  444. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so dirty when she wanted to take a shower the water jumped out.



  445. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so ugly she can trick or treat on the phone.



  446. ara's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise..



  447. by:tyler sharp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when it started raining she put on her yellow jacket on and every one thout she was a taxi.



  448. by:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when it started raining she put on her yellow jacket and every one thout she was a taxi.



  449. by:'s Momma Joke:

    im so sweat when i was born the docter diped in a bater of surger



  450. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a paper bag on the T.V and said “honey we got paper view”



  451. poop's Momma Joke:

    llo



  452. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat no1 could hear her 1 day a black dude came and said get the over sized dick out yo mouth i cant hear u



  453. adriana (poop) is yucky he got it from me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fgat no1 could hear her 1 day a black dude came and said get the over sized dick out yo mouth i cant hear u



  454. adriana (poop) is yucky he got it from me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat no1 could hear her 1 day a black dude came and said get the over sized dick out yo mouth i cant hear u



  455. adriana (poop) is yucky he got it from me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”



  456. adriana (poop) is yucky he got it from me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry



  457. nathan fraser's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so old that when i asked for her id she gave me a rock!



  458. micah taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mammo is like a railroad she gets laid all over thecountry!=]



  459. meadowlarkee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, she got a Tic-Tac on layaway



  460. meadowlarke's Momma Joke:

    gay



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when she’s angryshe calls you son of a bitch!



  462. zacharywiggins's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she walked in a haunted house and caim out with an application



  463. Darrell's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor when i stepped on a cigarette butt she said, “Hey! Who turned off the heater?



  464. elijah's Momma Joke:

    to momma so stupid she whent to a clippers game for a haircut



  465. Jenny's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old that she was there when Jesus told the little children a story.



  466. lol's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she stepped on a dollar she turned it to change



  467. lol's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupied that she put a quarter in each ear thinkin she was listining to fifty cent



  468. lol's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so skinny she uses cherrios as hula hoops



  469. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    love the jokes every ones esle sucked ballssssssssssss



  470. nugget's Momma Joke:

    you right dawg these jokes are off the chain



  471. jenny's Momma Joke:

    great jokes lovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee them :-)



  472. dat one good guy thinks he all gangsta give him around of applause yaya's Momma Joke:

    you suck balls dude



  473. BEKI's Momma Joke:

    your mamass breathe is so bad, that even her teeth duck when she talks!!



  474. said:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put on a blue and yellow bathing suit and layed outside to tan and people walking by said oh no the blimp crashed!!!



  475. young king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made the picture frame weigh down



  476. young king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when she walked by the YMCA she said “oh my god, they spelled macy’s backwards”



  477. Matt99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale its says, ” ERROR “!!



  478. single bby:)*'s Momma Joke:

    haha these jokes are HILARIOUSS** way better then the ones in march………… so yea im out<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>> p3ac3<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>



  479. dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she grow a green beared and then turn in to green hulk



  480. dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big that your daddy thought she the car



  481. dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she jumped and cars was on one weel and the traffic lights stoped and the road was u p side down



  482. MCRAZY's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out



  483. Ken-Ken's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i ask her to use the bathroom she says”next bucket too the right” L0L



  484. ashleyda's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she sold her car for gas money
    to dasia



  485. to dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway



  486. lady gaga's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

    PLAYBOY IS HOT



  487. branbran's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dirty that the bathtub rejected her!



  488. branbran's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so pretty that when she looked n the mirror she ate her face.



  489. branbran's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that if she jumped off of a bridge than she would just bounce right back up.

    *boing boing*…………. lolz



  490. bosley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when her kids were watching a movie she crossed the tv and when she was done the movie ended



  491. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat even the show “(biggest loser)” wouldnt let her on



  492. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out



  493. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she was whereing a red dress all the kids saw her they yelled OH YEEAAHH!!!!!



  494. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when they were playing hide-n-seek she hid behind mount everst and she got found



  495. christian mendez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly not even hell is the place for her



  496. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that when you were born you got carpet burn



  497. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to steal a free sample



  498. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur



  499. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she fart dust



  500. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly they had to split planets



  501. susan's Momma Joke:

    gfbhtr



  502. susan's Momma Joke:

    okhdfe



  503. susan's Momma Joke:

    trhhtehterttrwwrgg



  504. susan's Momma Joke:

    ghghg



  505. dingle's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old that she still owes moses a dollar



  506. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO UGLY THAT SHE MAD THE BOOGY MAN GO OUT OF BISNUS



  507. tazmania's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she makes yoda jealous



  508. Stewie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when ur dad threw her out of the window he got arrested for littering.



  509. Stewie's Momma Joke:

    To so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phonebook



  510. Agustin's Momma Joke:

    yo mums chest is so flat she was joulas of a peice of paper???



  511. ghetto's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ghetto that when she breast feed kool-aid come out



  512. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    lol Nice Jokes LOL Who Plays Pawngame?



  513. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid you said its chili outside and she ran out with a bowl and a spoon (she was like wheres da chili >:O)



  514. icewing's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she brought 2 dozen doughnuts and through them all away cause they had holes in dem



  515. Michael Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so uglehhhhh she got baptizedd in da sea world , den started singing ” We Are Family ” with da whales.



  516. erdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was bapitised at seaworld



  517. erdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so uly she makes shrek look good



  518. erdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she studid for a drug test



  519. erdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money



  520. erdy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she got shot



  521. RoXy FoXy!!! :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she went to the zoo and they kept her



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly she made the devil go to church



  523. cc's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the second grade



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat, they had to change one size fits all to one size fits most



  525. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she starved in a grocery store



  526. Breanna's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly, she had to be turned away at an ugly contest when the judges said” Oh, we’re sorry, but no pros please.” Then she had a spaz attack.



  527. jackie's Momma Joke:

    all black people are gay



  528. megatron's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she rolls of the bed on both sides



  529. Jk's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly everytime yo momma look at u she say to yo dad, I wish I hadda gave You head



  530. dalton gallion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she tried to walk in a hostel they said sorry no dogs allowed.



  531. dalton gallion's Momma Joke:

    you are what you eat and chuck noriss eats steal



  532. peter's Momma Joke:

    u mama so ghetto that shes ghetto



  533. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she standed on a scale its said “To fat for this contraption, this will blow up right now…….BBOOMM!” and when you went in to the bathroom and u said “so THATS where my sandwich went!”



  534. peter's Momma Joke:

    you mama so skinny, she jealous of a piece o paper



  535. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum, when she got a cell fone she ran really fast cuz it was a Sprint fone



  536. likilike's Momma Joke:

    u moma so freking ritarded she wetted hur pants when she got locked in th bathrum ?



  537. peter's Momma Joke:

    ?



  538. peter's Momma Joke:

    ?



  539. you's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her ceral bowl comes with a lifeguard



  540. courtney boyer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when she jumped into the pool everone said look an oil spill



  541. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so porr she can’t pay attention



  542. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so porr she can’t pay attention



  543. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  544. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat down at walmart and lowered the prices



  545. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor she stole free bread



  546. hossain's Momma Joke:

    you moms a squirrel she wants some nuts



  547. edgar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stuped she locked her self in mcdolnos and starfed to deth



  548. Wacha pacha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny when she wore a yellow dress she looked like a pencil



  549. Your mamma is so hary she has affro's Momma Joke:

    Cristhian salas



  550. Your mamma is so hary she has affro nipples's Momma Joke:

    Cristhian salas



  551. julio's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sofat when she enterd an eating contest they like sorry no pros



  552. john's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made onions cry



  553. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices 50%



  554. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even blind people look away!!!



  555. Dan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty her son asked what they were having for dinner, she lifted her leg and said crabs



  556. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat jobba the hut said damn



  557. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought lightsabers had fewer calories



  558. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she studied gor a drug test



  559. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is ugly



  560. marcsangel4life08's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she forgot wear she put her wallet.



  561. marcsangel4life08's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had pull up 5 chairs just to get on the computer.



  562. marcsangel4life08's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she said ” wheres my soda?” she lifts up her side and goes “there’s my soda.”



  563. marcsangel4life08's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her boobs hang to the floor.



  564. THE AFROEK's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED AND GOT STUCK!!!



  565. THE AFROEK's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT WHEN SHE WAS CROSSING THE STREET AND SMILED THE TRAFFIC WENT SLOWER



  566. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went bungie jumping off a bridge it went down with her



  567. dylan woof's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she went to a ugly club they said no proffesanals allowed



  568. dylan woof's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dumb she thru a rock at the ground and missed



  569. john619's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb they asked her if she had colored Tv and she said ”No, I ran out of colors.”



  570. $TY ROAR$ 2009's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she tried to do the walk it out and got stuck halfway



  571. $TY ROAR$ 2009's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, ”Moving.”



  572. $TY ROAR$ 2009's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs



  573. andrew's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so hairy that when you where born you got a rug burn.



  574. danielW1334's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that her streach marks spell her name-fat bitch



  575. runningman2's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  576. hahahahh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just like bricks, Flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  577. BLNA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama armpits so hairy, it looks like she got kingkong in a headlock



  578. BLNA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama armpits so hairy, it looks like she got kingkong in a headlock



  579. fat momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she triped over walmart flow over bestbuy and landed on target



  580. Yo mamas so old i told her to act her age and she died's Momma Joke:

    Platano cruz



  581. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION



  582. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW TRAFFIC SLOWS DOWN WHEN SHE SMILES



  583. YO MOMMA JOKE MASTER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL THERE WAS NO HISTORY CLASS



  584. YO MOMMA JOKE MASTER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE



  585. YO MOMMA JOKE MASTER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE ASKED ME THE NUMBER TO 911



  586. YO MOMMA JOKE MASTER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE



  587. kyle lundy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she jumped into the gulf of mexico she caused hurricane katrina!!



  588. fat's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she loved you



  589. fat's Momma Joke:

    vffffv



  590. fat's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat ion lester



  591. fat's Momma Joke:

    tracy amcgrady



  592. stupid's Momma Joke:

    yoa ming



  593. joe's Momma Joke:

    im a sexyy beast(:



  594. zac collier's Momma Joke:

    im so fat when i get on a scale it said only one elephant please(:



  595. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mammas lips are so crusty when she smiles they bleed



  596. stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid that she thought the stimulus plan was a porno



  597. stupid's Momma Joke:

    hi natacha



  598. stupid's Momma Joke:

    wazzzzzzzup



  599. jJaul's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, Michael Jackson popped up and screamed!



  600. jJaul's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a screen door, the more u banger the loser she gets!



  601. jJaul's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a light switch, even a four year old can turn her on!



  602. betzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she put an x on a box and started spinning it and said heres your xbox 360



  603. betzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he told yo momma to move



  604. betzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolles up a matress and uses it as a tampon



  605. killer 911's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so ugly she made the sun jealous



  606. lil wayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black i shot three bullets at her and they all came back and said i need a flash light to see that bitch



  607. lil wayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she closed her mouth her stomach started glowing



  608. lil wayne's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she went to night school the teacher said where is that hoe



  609. lolomalokaodaeryulo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she lolomalokaodaeryulo



  610. lolomalokaodaeryulo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she lolomalokaodaeryulo



  611. dericka's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma hair so nappy they had 2 buy a tree to do her hair



  612. Deezone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so scary she didnt have 2 dress up fo halloween…. Haaaa



  613. Bdoub;e's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat win she walk bacwards al u hear is beeb beeb beeb



  614. Bdoub;e's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid win some body told her it was chilly outside she went an gota bowl



  615. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    WTF is lolomalokaodaeryulo?



  616. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid.she stared at a ford focus.cause it says focus



  617. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat. her picture ways 10 pounds.ooo



  618. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air



  619. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.



  620. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i showed her a picture of her feet she dint realized them



  621. dyllan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when god said let there be light god said i fat ass move



  622. conman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, after sex, i roll over twice, and im still on da bitch



  623. natalie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she cant she afford free bread



  624. Matthew's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.



  625. Haley's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops ,WHAT!



  626. Haley's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops ,WHAT!



  627. KYLE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she’s fat.



  628. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she sneezed everybody thought it was a earthquake.



  629. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bleeds it’s comes out as gravy



  630. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bleeds it’s comes out as gravy



  631. stuiped's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to wipe her ass with a matress



  632. homie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i tryed to drive around her i ran out of gas



  633. goofy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked at a person they said o my god it is the devil run



  634. Skittles's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat whn she sat on a quarter a booger came out of goerge washington’s nose :)



  635. kool's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas is like the libray open to everybody



  636. snoopy's Momma Joke:

    ya momma sooo stupid she thought dhe wu-tang waz an african orange drink
    ……. l0l



  637. snoopy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma SOO STUPID she tripped ova a cordless fone



  638. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGT A QUARTER WAS A REFUND



  639. Taha's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat that when she walked in front of a TV that was playing football, it changed seasons

    yo mama is so poor when I asked her if i could watch color tv she said “sorry, out of crayons”



  640. Taha's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat, her bood type is Ragu

    yo moma is so fat that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice

    yo moma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face instead of her butt

    yo moma is so ugly her phycatrist made her lie face down



  641. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooooo fat when she turned around every body gave her a welcome back party



  642. ananymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so sweaty, she takes a bath in it



  643. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so poor that when i walked into her house and picked up a penny she said,” Drop that penny! Thats our life savings!”



  644. D "N" M's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid i told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has aids



  645. D "N" M's Momma Joke:

    whats the difference between ur mom and a horse. one is a 1000 pound mammel and the other one is a horse



  646. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking metere and waited for a gum ball



  647. k-swiss's Momma Joke:

    im number 662



  648. JoesMama's Momma Joke:

    tu mama is so ugly that when she stuct her face out the window she got arrested for mooning



  649. JoesMama's Momma Joke:

    bitch’

    0+
    3



  650. JoesMama's Momma Joke:

    bitch’

    0+
    3



  651. JoesMama's Momma Joke:

    sorry 4 that



  652. JoesMama's Momma Joke:

    tu mama eres muy gordo que ujhbe asjodtigf89qt vu9ga3rtg sdhv



  653. James's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so hairy when u were born u got rugburn.



  654. Jamie lee mcmullan-im only 12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and wathced the sofa



  655. Jamie lee mcmullan-im only 12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on the sunbed and it collapsed yo momma so fat she stood on the scal es and her mobile number came up yo momma so ol d when she farts dust cums out yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out



  656. Nina J's Momma Joke:

    Im not racist…im black myself>>>

    Why are pills white?…..well you want them to work don’t you. Hehe ha-ha ho!!! ^-^



  657. Nina J's Momma Joke:

    Okay one more…lol
    Yo momma so fat when her nose is stopped up she breaths out her EARS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMBO!!



  658. Carlie's Momma Joke:

    your mammas like a pay phone:10 cents a minute



  659. bringingsexybac13's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  660. BUg's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

    Yo momm’s teeth are so yellow that all she has to do is stand out by the street and people start slowing down



  661. BUg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that every time she walks the earth shakes ooooh what now



  662. BUg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that every time she walks the earth shakes ijhgig\
    w



  663. BUg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she was walking and ran into the stop sign



  664. Carlee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor i rang her doorbell, and she yelled out the window “DINGDONG!” lmao! :)



  665. this goes out to izea's Momma Joke:

    your so weak, they call u izea.delsol high centenos class



  666. AWESOME's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she cut her face off and she stuck it in battery acid cause she wanted to recharge her mouth for more hot dogs and when she went to the store she bought a weiner dog and named it ketchup so she didnt have to put any on it



  667. yo momma king's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she thought thailand was a woman’s clothing store



  668. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is hot i spread her legs like the micheal jordan sigh



  669. jjiopoljionoj's Momma Joke:

    joe bird is gay



  670. jjiopoljionoj's Momma Joke:

    dont talk bout my mooma that way i will kick you in the balls



  671. jjiopoljionoj's Momma Joke:

    white poweer



  672. jbvsabfb's Momma Joke:

    jacob mayhew hates black people.



  673. jjiopoljionoj's Momma Joke:

    xcvghsdgdsgsdg



  674. jbvsabfb's Momma Joke:

    yur so dumb



  675. jbvsabfb's Momma Joke:

    talk



  676. dirtrider23's Momma Joke:

    you damn rasice people just wait till i find you



  677. FATTY MC BUTT CRACK PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH's Momma Joke:

    SCHRIBLE SCHNOPPLE DUT MUN DUT :(



  678. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat every morning before she goes to work your dad puts grease on the door so she can get through



  679. todd closson's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat when her mom gave birth to her she said damn you lord!!!



  680. krystel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly monkeys r cuter then her



  681. krystel's Momma Joke:

    you momma so old jesus was her classmate



  682. dirtrider23's Momma Joke:

    white power



  683. dirtrider23's Momma Joke:

    jacob mayhew is gay



  684. j_wo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so old, she remembers the Alamo!



  685. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she produced a son hu is reading this!!!



  686. fk u's Momma Joke:

    fk u num 98



  687. zach p's Momma Joke:

    brandon vail sux hairy monkey butt!



  688. zach p's Momma Joke:

    brandon vail iz cool. and a gay pornstrar



  689. zach p's Momma Joke:

    brandon vail iz cool.



  690. #98 IS A HOMO fk rules's Momma Joke:

    #98 is gay



  691. zach duffitt planck's Momma Joke:

    ima beat your ass brandon v lol



  692. Jo Jo 707's Momma Joke:

    1.YO MAMMA IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE EVERYONE HANGS THEIR BALLS ON HER!!
    2.YO MAMMA IS LIKE MIKE JACKSON IN A X-BOX LITTLE BOYS TURN HIM ON
    3.YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT MnM’s IN ABC ORDER
    4.YO MAMMA IS SO FAT I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE HAS INTERNET SHE ALREADY GOES WORLD WIDE
    5.YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERED A UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID “SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS”
    6.YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED MADUSA TO STONE
    7.YO MAMMA IS SOHITS ON YOU LIKE CHIRS BROWN HITS ON RHIANNAH



  693. DMN 940940's Momma Joke:

    DAMMMMMM DOES R GOOD



  694. YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she your momma
    :D



  695. YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    OFF TOPIC

    What do you call a pool full of black ppl?

    CoCo Puffs

    What do you call a black priest?

    Holy Shit :D



  696. YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    woah the person who said ima beat your ass seems to be gey xD



  697. Jo Jo 707's Momma Joke:

    i Love big balls



  698. YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when she peed on the floor she sang im walking on sunshine.
    :D



  699. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW THAT SHE MADE THE SUN GO OUT OF BUISNESS



  700. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL SHE WAS MARKED APSENT



  701. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ENTERD A UGLY CONTEST AND SHE GO ELIMKINATED BECAUSE THEY SAID NO PROFESSIONAL ALOUD



  702. CMGGGGGGGB123's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma was so old and fat that when she was 1 month old she jumped in a puddle and wiped out all the dinosoars. That’s how dinosoars got extinct. From your fat momma! lol



  703. ITL's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes



  704. dayh5's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to get baptized at sea wolrd



  705. My Name's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, that one day she went to McDonalds and since the other day she went to the bathroom, she asked them for a straw with a toilet attached to Bobby McFerrin. My mom ate my turtle, with a fuzzy pickle.



  706. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone



  707. jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when ur dad said it was chillie outside she ran out there with a spoon



  708. jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop SIGHN and waited for it to say go



  709. yo momma's momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  710. yo momma's momma's's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  711. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she seen a school bus she said stop that twinkie



  712. chris brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she ate a meatball and thought she was pregnant



  713. Peace24's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommy is so fast that when she was wearing a yellow raincoat,ppls was like “THE SUN IS FALLING”. LOLZ.



  714. chubby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick. she is thick, and she’s always getting layed by mexicans! she is so fat mexicans say hard labor is too hard!



  715. roberto ramos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she takes a dump people think she is going supersaian



  716. Wokoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she saw your school bus pass she yelled, “Stop that Twinkie!”



  717. Wokoo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so demented that Freddie stayed out of her dreams!



  718. lol's Momma Joke:

    your mumas so fat she looks like u



  719. migraine solution's Momma Joke:

    Nice content indeed! i will visit as often as i can.

    cheers



  720. Jeremy's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that when she went to the beach whales came up and started singing we are family even though ur fatter than me



  721. derek moore WRMS BBY's Momma Joke:

    your mommas soo ugly that when i took her to a haunted house she came out with a job application



  722. bananaspoeplenamedjoeandilikesqurilsohhandhobos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i tried to drive around her i had to ask for directions



  723. NJzNewBoy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she bleed oil



  724. free rider's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a gas station you need to pay before you pump



  725. Nick's yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when we went over for thanksgiving we asked were was the turkey she said were not having turkey were having crabs BEND OVER



  726. Matt's yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumped between the grand canyon she got stuck



  727. Matt's yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she sat on the couch it broke



  728. emma schmitt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she sits down on the beach the cats try to bury her



  729. miguel's Momma Joke:

    your mama so greasy she put ”BACON” on as a bandaid



  730. miguel's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy BIGFOOT was taking her picture



  731. miguel's Momma Joke:

    yourrr mama… is so old ,she has a picture of moses in her yearbook.



  732. miguel's Momma Joke:

    your mama so old, her birth sertifikit saiys expired



  733. miguel's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid, when she read on her job application not to write on the dooted line below she put ”OK”.



  734. was, up man $$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat, when she when up the escalators she thought she was going down~!@#$%^&*()_+…



  735. Yo Mama's's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ghetto, when she brest feed, koolaid comes out!!!



  736. PIE!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, when we had sex i had to use a map



  737. victor mclean's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought hormones was the sound that comes from your daddy’s bedroom when she out beggin for change



  738. victor's Momma Joke:

    yo mama booty like a magic eight ball, give it a couple o’ shakes and all answers point to yes



  739. vic's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is what we call a freezer in the hood cause she be packin everyones meat



  740. vman's Momma Joke:

    your daddy stupid like george bush cause he don’t know when to pull out



  741. vic's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO UGLY WHEN YOUR DAD THREW HER OUT HE WAS ARRESTED FOR LITTERING



  742. haha's Momma Joke:

    wat do you call a mexican being baptized…….Bean Dip



  743. autumn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she joined the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals



  744. Brandon Carr's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly the horse on her polo shirt ran away



  745. king kong's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick, shes dirty, shes flat on both sides and she always gets laid by mexicans



  746. king kong's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so damn ugly that when she was born her mother said shit happens



  747. Shambam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she gives herself group hugs.



  748. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, after sex I rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch.



  749. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat dat she sweats butter and uses for cookinG



  750. Nilay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat dat she sweats butter and uses it for cooking



  751. collins's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat all her relationships are long distance



  752. jonathan11yearsold's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas sooooooooo old she farts dust



  753. Mari's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she so fat



  754. James's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she ran around her bed all night to catch some sleep



  755. dccc's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that when your daddy came home he asked wat was for dinner she open her legs and said crabs



  756. cammy # 134252525253789098767890-'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that her breast milk is powder



  757. yuurmommybitches's Momma Joke:

    oops.. we shouldent be talkin bad about yuur mom.. i feel bad for her having such and ugly child(:



  758. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she put a yellow raincoat on and people shouted TAXI!



  759. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she went bungee jumping and took the cliff with her



  760. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she jumped onto Wal-mart and lowered the prices



  761. Randomn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so hairy she got nuts like king kong



  762. doms yo moma joke's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so hary the only languge she speaks is wukey



  763. doms joke's Momma Joke:

    dont talk about your mom like that!!!!!!!!!! shes a nice guy



  764. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she gt in the plane only the wings took off



  765. B-RAD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooooooo stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and misssed lol smiley face :)



  766. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth are so yellow she closed her mouth and her stomach glowed



  767. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tall she did a cart wheel and kicked jesus in the chin



  768. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sat in the tub and thought it was raining



  769. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skinny she turned side ways and disappeared



  770. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat she stepped into walmart king soopers safeway and walgreens



  771. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is stupid when the police were searching for hr she seen safeway and went in



  772. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has afros on her tits



  773. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short she comited suiside on the curve



  774. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her license



  775. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old hr birth certificate says expired



  776. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she breast feeds powder



  777. lil j's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she stuck a baterie up hr ass and said i got the powa lol



  778. FRED-E's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills



  779. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her blood type is O… ERO



  780. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she cums out mini muffins



  781. peeeePants's Momma Joke:

    when yo mama looked out the window she got sued for mooning



  782. Rian the kidd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has 5 but cracks



  783. dere meter stick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo dumb when she went to sleep she put a meter stick in the bed to see how long she slept



  784. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb when she went to a new house she said man we got rob



  785. eric[ khang phan] best one's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went to the restraun and open the menu she said ok



  786. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat dora cant even explore her



  787. 5254678flu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah’s ark



  788. Yo momaa .!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach and laid down, people started running and yelling” FREE WILLY..!! “



  789. rich's Momma Joke:

    Yooo momma is so fat that when jump she cuases a world sunami



  790. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly the only time she’s hot is when she went to the sun!



  791. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb she ordered her sushi well done



  792. new kid on the block's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo hairy the only language she knows is wookie!!!!



  793. soap's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a big Mac full of fat and only worth a buck



  794. Tauniee :)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ghetto, when she breast feeds, KOOL AID comes out!!!!!!



  795. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a railroad track laid all over the country



  796. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so old, last time she saw God he was in his baby crib.



  797. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so Ugly…. Damn I can’t think of an Insult she’s so UGLY!



  798. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her roles have roles



  799. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s like a railroad track, Laid all over the Country



  800. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a Moped, Fun to ride…When No one is around



  801. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a rueler to bed to see howlong she slept



  802. Martin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way.



  803. sara's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she weres a yellow jacket people think shes a magic school bus



  804. ashlee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she needs the toilet she has to find the nearest duke pond



  805. bitch's's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  806. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat she can’ fit in this joke



  807. Beast's Momma Joke:

    to mommas Just Like A Bowlin BAll Finger Her 3 times Throw Her in the gutter she always comes back for more



  808. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she was on gucci mane new lemonade video



  809. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sucks dicdk for bus money and walks home.



  810. RK's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly when u looked out the window 2012 came early.



  811. RK's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped ur mom



  812. KHT's Momma Joke:

    you so gay the only milk you would drink when you were little was from his dads dick



  813. meaghan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to strangle herself wit a cordless phone:)



  814. cristiano ronaldo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  815. Corey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor the wedding cake was made out of cornbread



  816. CRAIG's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, “clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!”



  817. kimiora's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry



  818. betroot's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor wen she walked into a pub the bouncer said whered you get that mate the seagull replies at the dump



  819. regans's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat wen she put on her yellow rain jacket people call out taxi.



  820. BEATROOT N>Z WAT's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she had this pet seagull oneday she walked into a pub thebouncer goes whered you get thi mate the seagull replies at the dump



  821. BEATROOT N>Z WAT's Momma Joke:

    wat do you call 2 gay dinosaurs making out
    megasoarass



  822. BEATROOT N>Z WAT's Momma Joke:

    thers this englishman irishman and a maoriman and there walking home over abridge a troll cums out and goes if ur coks smaller then 5cm you cant pass englishman one was 10cm irishmans was 8cm maoriman was 5.2cm wen they gt across maori man goes lukki it ws stiff



  823. LENZA's Momma Joke:

    THIS IS THE FUNNYST JKE EVR

    teahurei



  824. FDHH's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMAS SOO FAT HER NAMES TEAHUREI



  825. SSFCFS's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMAS SOO UGLY HER NAMES TEAHUREI



  826. jayman's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dirty that the trash took her out.



  827. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the mayans predicted that in 2012 she will break wind and everone will die



  828. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid she put a newspaper on the tv and said get out of the way im whatch’n paperveiw.



  829. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so nasty when she does split she sticks to the floor



  830. MV's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped



  831. shiity witty's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  832. shitty wiity's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so bald his head looks like a broken condom



  833. SCHOOLBOYZ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a refrigerator every1 sticks their meat in her.



  834. LaTiN G,z's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like mothernature everytime shes on me my dick grows.yo mama so ugly king kong said hrell no suck ma bongo balls.



  835. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat in third graded she sat next to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!



  836. titi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid,she studied for a drug test



  837. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she’s fat.



  838. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lol sex is the best yo mamma ever had cause she so fattt lol…..com



  839. Adriana peace 64's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she jumped in to an ocean and the ocean jumped and said i’ll wait my turn



  840. peanut's Momma Joke:

    your mama so drity that the goverment uses her bath water as a cemical



  841. spartan 254's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy that when chewbaca saw her it was love at first sight



  842. dejaughn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like patato chips she’s free-to-lay



  843. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her rol said hers kong



  844. hime's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looks like u



  845. hime's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she got stuck



  846. james mind=l's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly they moved her birthday to halloween



  847. james mindl's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she saw a bus and said “catch my twinke”



  848. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momas so ugly she lookes like james mindle



  849. hahaha yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the pool and the pool jumped out



  850. 2154254's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she put sea water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  851. xavier is the name yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly,she went into a haunted house and came out with a application



  852. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she needs to take a bath she goes to the atlantic ocean



  853. Lut3n3nt2's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she needs deodarent for her neck.



  854. Lut3n3nt2's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she goes shopping to the lost and found.



  855. Freakyd123's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a racetrack burn 20 rubbers a day



  856. divine murphy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes blind kid cry



  857. divine murphy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  858. enzo's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid, when she is filling out her application on the sex box field she wrote “: sure why not”



  859. Jose's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she couldn’t even fit in a monster truck



  860. yo mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so darn ugly even Michael jackson refused her



  861. jeezy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v whatching the couch



  862. t-money's Momma Joke:

    you moma so stupid when i stepped on a monoply dollar she said get off my life savings



  863. jason's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb that she though christmas wrap was part of snoop dogs holiday album



  864. Riley patterson!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a t.v. even a 2 year old can turn her on!



  865. Theoneanyoli x's Momma Joke:

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT WEN SHE WENT IN THE OCEAN THE WHALES SUNG WE ARE FAMILY x



  866. heezies's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I SAW HER KICKING A CAN I ASKED “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” SHE SAID “IM MOVING.”



  867. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH



  868. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES THE OCEAN FOR A BATHTUB!



  869. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES THE TITANIC FOR A BATH TOY



  870. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT AND DUMB SHE USES THE PEOPLE FOR BARBIES



  871. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A WIRELESS PHONE!



  872. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS EVERYONE SHOUTS “HEY KOOLAID!”



  873. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares



  874. yo momma 118's's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that micheal jackson sung to her billy jean is not my luv, you are.



  875. !momma!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mumma’s sooooo fat that when she goe’s out in yellow people shout out taxi!



  876. Ben Mills's Momma Joke:

    yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo



  877. yo mama kin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat by da time er but ot tru da door er belly left de ova



  878. UrNameHere's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SO FAT DORA CAN”T EXPLORE HER!



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor went blind



  880. double h's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she went to the circus they used her as a trampoline



  881. the unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty that she keep crabs in her pants to keep her virginity



  882. terrence's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat when she went to mcdonald’s she said ill have evrything



  883. Rahid Gang007's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she had to change her M Tv channel
    to Pimp My Ugly Face.



  884. the speaker's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she tries to walk the floor disappears



  885. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the sky and got stuck! hahah



  886. stacey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked through her front door and tripped over the back fence



  887. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked into her home, asked if i could use her toilet, and she said, ” sure thing, it’s the 4th tree on the right…”



  888. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i asked her where the ‘facilities were’ and she replied- ” pick a corner… ANY corner…”



  889. me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning.



  890. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupid she invented a silent car alarm haha wow… these are retarded..



  891. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!



  892. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!



  893. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 666, was on a scale



  894. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, when I asked her to get a color TV, she came back and ask “what color”?



  895. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  896. Nathan Bonn's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.



  897. Nathan Bonn lol last one for today!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soooo stupid, she sold her car for gas money!



  898. Nathan Bonn lol last one for today!'s Momma Joke:

    lololololol goodhuh?



  899. ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she went to an ugly competition and they said no professionals



  900. Moses Butler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a playstation little kids turn her on



  901. Moses Butler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing. Add me on facebook.



  902. skyslash's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she got in the car and started driving the police said pull ova the cars gona break



  903. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she stole a free sample



  904. jake's Momma Joke:

    yomama is so fat i could run around her for exercise



  905. alex's Momma Joke:

    yomama is so fat i could run around her for exercise



  906. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomama so dome that when she sat on a batery she sarted to sing i got the power



  907. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fucf



  908. tu_madre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old, i told her to at her age and she died

    -__-



  909. tu_madre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old, i told her to act her age and she died

    -__-



  910. lucas's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dog’s



  911. john's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach evreboty is killer whale killer wale



  912. killer momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she put leftovers in her stomch for later



  913. thebestjokeever's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutis



  914. scott&jade :DD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stands o the scales her mobile number comes up :L



  915. edwin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dome she put green lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind



  916. edwin's Momma Joke:

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