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1030 Yo Momma Jokes in “March 2010 Yo Mamasita Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skanky, she won the Tiger Woods beauty pageant.



  2. oliver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  3. CHRISTIAN SALAZAR's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT



  4. CHRISTIAN SALAZAR's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINES PHONE BOOK



  5. jarome maher's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dum she locked herself in the toilet and peed herself



  6. jarome maher's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dum she brought a donut and took it back the next day because it had a hole through it



  7. jocqui johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked in her house a rat tripped me and a roach toke my wallet



  8. jocqui johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got thought she got stabbed in a shootout



  9. jocqui johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like at & t she never runs out of roll over minutes



  10. tatiana rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that when she went to school thare was no history class!!



  11. melanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in lock smith and said i gess im going to be here for a while



  12. zigjasg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she has to eat creal with a fork to save milk



  13. CPA Network's Momma Joke:

    What does transfering money to your credit card account do?



  14. mike green's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she looked at me and said lets get it on!



  15. zoo zoo's Momma Joke:

    your mother smells so bad that i laughed at her left sock



  16. mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they kicked her out and said no pro.s aloud



  17. Home boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  18. Home boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor i gave her three pennys and said im rich



  19. latoya's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she can fit in a bath



  20. latoya's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she can not fit into the car?
    and she said can you help?



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she want to get from florida to california she jus turns around



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat texas is her tanning bed



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she dont take pictures she take posters



  24. morgan johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the movies it took the whole movie to sin down



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sorry last one was wrong:your moma so fat she went to the movies it took her the whole movie to sit down



  26. morgan johnson's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid she locked her self in a motor cicle…lol



  27. morgan johnson's Momma Joke:

    you moma so stupid she wait all day at the stop sighn for it to turn green and say go



  28. morgan johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl…….lol…omg….wtf…ha do that dot again….



  29. dave jones's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No I found one



  30. Zach's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that she can kill every flower



  31. sgriff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you can look at her and tell thanksgiving was here



  32. bob's Momma Joke:

    they rock right



  33. sgriff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she put ice cream under her arm pits and shaved with a spoon



  34. sgriff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto she put food stamps on a money clip



  35. sgrif's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went to special ed class to donate money and thought the special ed folks were her class mates



  36. sgriff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy when they tried to prepare a church dinner they forgot to bring grease for french fries so they got a spoon and scrapped the grease off



  37. sgriff's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big biggy smalls look small



  38. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma house so thin when i walked in the front door i came out the back



  39. Chance12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, a school bus passed by and she yelled “Twinkie, come back!”



  40. Coolio's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she reminded me of u



  41. Paul Jun's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.



  42. jonny l's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOO CHUNKY SHE EATS CAMBELS SOUP LIKE A BITCH



  43. littleman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she thought the pentagone was a donut



  44. JJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma hahahahahahahahahah



  45. crazylover jazmine aguirre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when the scientist looked up they said wow thers a new plant coming up



  46. dee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she put finger prints on charcoal



  47. marcus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went past the tv and we all misses fivs shows



  48. steve's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she ugly ^_^



  49. QWEROPIPDJSBNCLDB's Momma Joke:

    XSHBC;BSXCP BSA;VDCV C;ZX;PBDES;FDS;CDWNB;QBFCDS; -MUMMBLES- MY MOMMY IS FINE ^_~



  50. QWEROPIPDJSBNCLDB's Momma Joke:

    XSHBC;BSXCP BSA;VDCV C;ZX;PBDES;FDS;CDWNB;QBFCDS; -MUMMBLES- MY MOMMY IS FINE ^_~



  51. Michael's Momma Joke:

    your mother is like a bowling ball, sge gets fingered, chucked in the gutter, and still comes back for more!



  52. tiny's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so small she uses a condom as a sleeping bag



  53. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so dumb she came with a spoon to the supper bowl



  54. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so short that when she sneezes she hits her head on the ground



  55. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so fat that when Santa Claus looked at her he said “hoho hole shite”



  56. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so short that she can walk under the door



  57. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dumb she carries around a microwave for a beeper



  58. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had to have her own zip code



  59. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mmomma is so skenny she can handing glide on a drido



  60. ismael villalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread !



  61. Ismael Villalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat they took her to see world to get babtised



  62. Ismael Villalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so small she has to use a magnifier to comb her hair



  63. ismaelvillalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid when her mom said it’s chilly outside she got a spoon



  64. Ismael Villalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is when she went to super bowl she got a spoon



  65. Ismael Villalobos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch



  66. patrick's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat when they put a gun to her. her fat absorbed it



  67. Levi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the airport she got pulled up by customs for having 10 pound of crack



  68. Levi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that the only thing stoppin her from goin to jenny craig is the doors



  69. Levi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she puts mayonaise on her panadol



  70. Levi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly the sweat runs back up her forehead



  71. bob hawk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like Ihop come home leave happy



  72. GOGETTA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA HAIR LINE SO MESSED UP PEOPLE MISTOOK IT FOR A 5 WAY INTERSECTION



  73. Jordyn's Momma Joke:

    you know were you got dick from sucking on your daddies



  74. Marcus Hurt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck



  75. Charm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that she press the button for the elevator to go up but it went down!!



  76. Charm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she revolves around the earth!!



  77. Charm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on aquarter and mad gorge washington cry!



  78. ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly



  79. HENRY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS NECK SO LONG WHEN SHE DRINKS MILK TEH MILK EXPEIRS BEFORE IT GETS TO HER STOMACH



  80. ben's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put on a red jacket and went for a walk and a little boy yelled out hae mum look the warehouse is moving.



  81. Ben's Momma Joke:

    im so hot my dad calles me son



  82. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she went out on the road and a bus hit her and she said who through that stone.



  83. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she can speak Chewbacca



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said to be continued



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she sees a mirror she covers her eyes



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    wait smeones calling me oh its fat albert he told me to tell your mama he wants his stamach back



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    azjaik



  88. austin white's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor someone asked if they could use the
    bathroom,she said go outside pick a tree and get a leaf



  89. austin white's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor someone asked if they could use the
    bathroom,she said go outside pick a tree and get a leaf



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said I Got the powerrrrrrr!!!!!!!



  91. lil l's Momma Joke:

    yo momma isz so ugly she made blind kids cry



  92. lll's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath smell so bhad dat sh3 alwaysz talkin shid



  93. Charm's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she walked and made a earthquake!



  94. No Need To Know's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i rung the doorbell and she looked in the microwave



  95. No Need To Know's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo poor she cant afford to pay attention



  96. Charm,'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she was about to get it on she got on the bed it sunk in!hehe haha!



  97. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so deformed that when she lift up her armpet she said kiss my ass



  98. Kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas face so bumby a blind man can read it



  99. Kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so scary freddy cruger has nightmares about her



  100. Kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor africa donaits money to her



  101. Kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat i have to take 3 steps to see her hole body



  102. phillip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belly button look like a black hole



  103. no name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belly button look like a black hole



  104. lily's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she went to the mexican border she thought it was christmas because she saw the bobwire and thought it was decorations



  105. Seb Bird's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I slapped her ass with a giant tennis racket and little girls jump on and play hopscotch!



  106. bra's Momma Joke:

    yo



  107. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so skinny that when she applied for a job as a stripper they gave her the job as a pole.



  108. Ajmal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupd she called you a son of a bitch



  109. ....'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat the last time she watched 90210 was on the scales



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey



  111. gff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth is so yellow wen she walked in to churh everybody ‘i c the light’



  112. Jasmin Carrillo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she went to walmart she tripped over k mart and landed on target!



  113. brandy's Momma Joke:

    you momma so skinny when she gets in the shower she has to run around to get wet



  114. brandy's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she has to iron her pants in her driveway



  115. brandy's Momma Joke:

    you momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  116. brandy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow when she smiles everyone slows down



  117. brandy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she took a test and so the word date she put mickey instead of 3-19-2004



  118. banks24's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat she got baptized at sea world



  119. banks24's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book



  120. banks24's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack



  121. banks24's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black when i shot a bullet at her came back and said where she at



  122. banks24's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she sat behide of jesus in school



  123. Matthew Ishou's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she went to target and started shooting everyone



  124. Matthew Ishou's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat you haveta grease the door frame and hold a twinkie from the other side just to get her through



  125. Matthew Ishou's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered



  126. Matthew Ishou's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she dosent need the internet shes worldwide



  127. jayekilla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo old when i tried 2 slap her tidties dust came out



  128. every1's momma sucka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a squirrel CANT KEEP HER MOUTH OFF DEM NUT’S BEAT DAT ALL U SUCKAS IM DE MASTER JAYEKILLA STRAIGHT UP JAMAICAN BOYY RESPECT



  129. sexy's Momma Joke:

    to momma. So. Sexy she got laid all day and all night by everyone !!!



  130. travis bodnar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma made u so ugly that ur birth certificate was a apology letter from the condom factory!



  131. travis bodnar's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that not even her dildoe wont even touch her



  132. t.bodnar's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is such a fatass that mcdonalds said no blimps plz.



  133. t.bodnar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”



  134. mitchell castle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when 90210 came on tv she thought she was looking at the scales



  135. jay's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat her weight is not nown



  136. dustin brittany's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she a blimp that fell out the sky



  137. danesha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sayt down and the ants said earthquake ahaha



  138. shawn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to get batised at sea world



  139. shawn's Momma Joke:

    travis bodnar’s last joke was wack its actually yo momma so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter to your dad…. get on top ur stuff. kum up with the news and nots the olds travis and stop GETTIN UR JOKES OF THIS WEBSITE



  140. SHAWN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR I AXED HER WHERE WAS MY PENNY AND SHE SAID SORRY SHAWN I CANT AFFORD RENT THIS MONTH.



  141. SHAWN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAW I SIGN THAT SAID DISNEY WORLD LEFT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME



  142. ###@@'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she don`t fit in the school



  143. ###@@'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dirty she doesn`t know what a bath is



  144. curly's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty, that she poured salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs alive



  145. M$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got a real horse on her polo shirt.



  146. Chris Roaches's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, when jesus came down he said “i know i love my kids and i know im not suppost to say this but DAMN YOU UGLY”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  147. rakesha turner's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly when yo mamma had you she said put that back in me



  148. mirella's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to be babticed at sea world



  149. mirella's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when i ring the bell she says DING!



  150. MIRELLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL SHE MADE THE GRAND CANYON



  151. MIRELLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT GOD COULDNT LIGHT THE EARTH UNTILL SHE MOVE



  152. MIRELLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WELL I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HER



  153. MIRELLA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY WELL I JUST DONT NOW WHERE TO START



  154. DAHMINIK MOORE's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat we had to put butter on the door frame and a dounut on the other so yo mamma will fit through



  155. unknown's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles came out.



  156. kato andrew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she look like a hairy bow



  157. mceasor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly



  158. spencer morse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so sikknyn she eat a m&m and look six mouth pargent



  159. elisha's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat dora cant explore her



  160. Shanney And Bazza :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy when you were born, you nearly died of carpet burn :L



  161. christopher johnson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skitles poped out



  162. frank's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she went to a nazi party dressed as a jew



  163. Freedom's Flame's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on K-Mart, tripped on Walmart, and landed on Target.



  164. Freedom's Flame's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid it takes her three hours to watch sixty minutes.



  165. Patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small you can see her legs in her drivers licence picture



  166. BHS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with whit kids on it and yealled STOP TAHT TWINKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  167. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old on her birth certificate it says expired



  168. patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she has moses in her yearbook



  169. Patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas house so dirty she wipes her feet before going outside



  170. patrick's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaso fat shes on both sides of the family



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so fat jumped in the air and got stuck



  172. Yo Mamma!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
    dearbenet.blogspot.com/2010/03/yo-mamma.html



  173. austin young's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a door knob everbody gets a turn



  174. austin young's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bowling ball she gets picked fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more



  175. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat on her wallet she lowered the prices



  176. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she got on her bed she fell on both sides



  177. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she got on her bed she fell off both sides



  178. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went to kfc the man asked her what size bucket you want she said the one outside!



  179. alen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she goes to the mirror the mirror hides



  180. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas breath is so bad the CIA bottles it and uses it as bombs for war oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!



  181. jon's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO IS so old she farts out dust



  182. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo ma is so fat when god said let their be light he had to ask her to move over



  183. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when her shadow passed a chair the chair broke into pieces



  184. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  185. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she has her own signed copy of the bible auto graphed by god



  186. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she when to the theater she sat by everyone



  187. banks24's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out



  188. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she wore her colored dress and people played twister on her



  189. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat jabba the hut said DAM!!!!!!!!!



  190. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she got put in a museum [section fatness]



  191. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten



  192. banks24's Momma Joke:

    yo everybody check me out on youtube im in diz group calld da rangers yo we hella tight our best song is tag em in. come check us out. my name is julian



  193. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl



  194. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat her belt size is the universe



  195. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamasitas so fat she got baptized at sea world



  196. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so pour i asked her wher is the bathroom she said pick a corner



  197. jon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid that she stuck 10 packets of batteries up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER!!!



  198. jon age 11 really's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she dont need a mask in haloween



  199. jon age 11 really's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so UGLY SHE WON 1ST 2ND AND 3RD



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER SELF INSIDE A MOTERCYCLE



  201. Name's Momma Joke:

    Your Mammas So Old She Owes Mosses A Dollar



  202. jon's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON THE WOMEN SAID WE DO NOT DO MIRACLES



  203. Dont Need To Know's Momma Joke:

    Your Mammas So Poor When I Saw her kicking a can down the street i asked what she was doing and she said Moving What Else?



  204. Name's Momma Joke:

    Your Mammas So Poor When I Saw her kicking a can down the street i asked what she was doing and she said Moving What Else?



  205. JON's Momma Joke:

    THAT IS ALL I GOT



  206. Name's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so fat the only letter she knows from the alphabet is kfc



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that she ask homeless to gets some money



  208. hahahahah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dam fat that she wants us



  209. paul's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy the hairy clown came



  210. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that you have to grease the door and hang a twinki on the other side



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fatass



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that dora cant explore her



  213. nic's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she tryied to drown a goldfish your mamma so fat she saw a bus and said follow that twinkie yomamma so ugly she tryied to by a mirrer and it pulled out a shot gun



  214. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she went swimming and columbis said land ho yo mammas so fat she caused a tital wave in a kitty pole



  215. frank cardenas's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is sow fat wen she went to kfc thay askt hr wut bucket you wont she sed the wun on the roof



  216. Tim's Momma Joke:

    (1) Yo’ Momma is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it never come back.
    (2) Yo’ Momma is so ugly when she went to an ugly competition they said sorry no professionals allowed.



  217. BobbyB's Momma Joke:

    ur momma, is SO hot, i lurve her



  218. Your mom.'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat when she goes to the movies she gets to sit next to everyone!

    your momma is so dumb when she look through a window she said I have X-ray vision!

    your mommas so dumb she sold her car for gas money.



  219. SHIRWA AND MAHMOUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is barking up



  220. SHIRWA AND MAHMOUD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUATER BACK WAS A REFUND



  221. SHIRWA AND MAHMOUD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT OBAMA HAD TO MOVE HER BIRTHDAY TO HALLOWEEN



  222. SHIRWA AND MAHMOUD's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINNESE PHONEBOOK



  223. Sinead's Momma Joke:

    CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE



  224. Sinead Bolingbroke's Momma Joke:

    Chocolate slushy puppy



  225. Bobby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that the burglurs came to her house just to shut the curtains



  226. midge's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fot she swolloed the eqater in one goble



  227. eb&ch's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when your walking down the street even king kong cant miss her



  228. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so small wen she put her inside her shirt she lookis like a busted condom



  229. tia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly she entered an ugly contest but the judges said “sorry no professionals”



  230. tia's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so old she made you with a dinosaur



  231. clinton michael johnson's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK,…THAT WHEN THE POLICE SHOT AT HER….THE BULLETS HAD TO COME BACK FOR FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!



  232. PADS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she she stepped on the scales it sayd 1 at a time please



  233. PADS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she she stepped on the scales it sayd 1 at a time please



  234. pads's Momma Joke:

    urmommas so fat and greasy the only letters she knows are kfc



  235. none of your buisness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sold pets for their food



  236. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma retarted



  237. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she such my dick for a quater and let me suck her tits for a dime



  238. Enoch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t use internet, she’s worldwide



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  240. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weight scale, it said: to be continued



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that astronauts mistaken her as a small planet



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she called me to get my phone #



  243. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it



  244. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she asked for the price check at the dollar store



  245. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she studied for a blood test



  246. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crime occur to houses, she moved



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, that when she entered the girls bathroom everyone thought she was a boy



  249. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked



  250. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo dumb she thought dice was ice cubes



  251. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she stole free bread



  252. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she remind me of a black abandoned rat



  253. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald i thought she was a skinned sheep



  254. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bummy she stole 2 shopping carts



  255. darius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma hair soo nappy moses couldnt part it



  256. nic's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid cause she gave birth to you



  257. rock's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had you!



  258. rock's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to haidi they said AFTERSHOCK!!



  259. rock's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test



  260. rock's Momma Joke:

    thats all im amazin folks



  261. dawson james junek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow anb skittels fell out.



  262. dawson james junek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone.



  263. dawson james junek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her belt size is the eqater.



  264. Starr's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, her picture heavy



  265. steven's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that NASA kicked her out for causing an eclipse.



  266. Nicole's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE NAMED HER HOUSE BUTT & NAMED HER SON CRACK.WEN SHE LOST HER SON.SHE TOLD THE POLICE”I LOOKED ALL OVER MY BUTT BUT DIDN’T FIND MY CRACK.



  267. Malachi's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she has more chins than in a Hong Kong phone book.



  268. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she looks like chocolate I almost ate her up



  269. poopy's Momma Joke:

    poop poop pooop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poopypoopy oppo poopy



  270. v's Momma Joke:

    d



  271. turquesha boyd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went into walgreens and said these walls aint even green



  272. turquesha boyd's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when i said its chilly outside she went outside with a bowl and spoon hahahahahahahahaha lol



  273. turqueshaboyd's Momma Joke:

    when she did it to her husband she didnt feel nuthin wit all dat blubber.



  274. Skilit's Momma Joke:

    yo momms so fat ur dad transports her around in a tow truck



  275. jah-nay anderson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck!!!!



  276. jah-nay anderson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in order



  277. jah-nay anderson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath so stank,her teeth duck



  278. jah-nay anderson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty ,she brings crabs back to the beach



  279. nic's Momma Joke:

    yomamma



  280. john's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, so went to taco bell and they ran for the border.



  281. hmaher22's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo fat its febuary and she’s stuck in january, better go get her. . . .



  282. Yo mama is so talle she kecd jeje in the j0l's Momma Joke:

    Paul



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that when she was at the airport, she saw a sign that said: airport- left, she turned around and went home



  284. Yo momma so fat dora the explorer couldnt even explore her's Momma Joke:

    Kayla



  285. JOYRENAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPES RAGU



  286. JOYRENAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THA COUCH!



  287. danielle cavanagh's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so dum she walked into KFC and asked how much the big bucket on the top cost



  288. Tyler Steill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she failed a survey



  289. Mz Hope's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat
    she got angry coz she lost a game of hide n seek becoz i spotted hur………behind mount everest



  290. mzhope's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb
    she got stabbed in a shoot out



  291. MzHope's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat…and ur so poor..wen she went in ur house the tyres popped



  292. MzHope's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor
    ur family has to eat cereal wit a fork just 2 save milk



  293. MzHope's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so poor
    she had 2 take a bus 2 du a drive by



  294. MzHope's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so skinny she can hulahoop thrugh a cherio



  295. MzHope's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat …when she hopstotches she goes …..new york…L.A…….denver.chicago



  296. Gus's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat she has so many rolls shes techniqunicly a bakery



  297. Gus's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat she has so many rolls shes techniqunicly a bakery



  298. Gus's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat she has so many rolls shes techniqunicly a bakery



  299. Gus's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat she has so many rolls shes techniqunicly a bakery



  300. donielopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish’



  301. lindsay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i said what ya doin she said moving



  302. lindsay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she lay on the beach i said watha doin she said movin



  303. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  304. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tripped over a rock i triend so hard not to laugh but the ground was cracking up!



  305. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door nob every body gets a turn



  306. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolled over a quarter and made a dollar



  307. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she gives freddy cugar nightmares



  308. joshuah Baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing, and she said moving!



  309. booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ass hair is so sharp she can cut the grass



  310. booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ass hair is so sharp she can cut the grass



  311. Jarrod Barry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world



  312. Aaron Bruner's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat tohat shes needs a crane to move around



  313. Aaron Bruner's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that shes needs a crane to move around



  314. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a libary- opean to public



  315. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she only has a coupon for the 99 cent store



  316. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is syupid she stole a free sample



  317. ZMPUNK's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she beeps when she backs up



  318. aaron bruner is gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas mony



  319. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old i told her to acked her own age then she died



  320. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she lives in walmart



  321. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when the bartender said last call she said why cant we drink here



  322. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when the bartender says drinks are on the house she said why cant we drink here



  323. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama isso stupid when the bartender says last call she runs to the payphone



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like Nivea for men, she cleans their heads



  325. hi's Momma Joke:

    hi



  326. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid thats just it she is stupid



  327. hello's Momma Joke:

    hello



  328. zmpunk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i ran around her twise the second time i got lost



  329. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamam has a lot of similaritys like friedchicken there both fried greccy and everyone got a peice of her



  330. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sostupid when she saw a ” Wet Floor” sign she did



  331. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she cant read an audio book



  332. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her belly button has an echo



  333. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family



  334. avenir's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she puts on a grey T-shirt she goes to the beach and everybody thought the titanic was back



  335. wensnel's Momma Joke:

    u look like snoop dog on crack



  336. wensnel's Momma Joke:

    your momma like both of my dick



  337. dayln's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that the volcono exploded with her



  338. dayln's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that the volcono exploded with her



  339. lulu's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the sidewalk



  340. hjdjh's Momma Joke:

    dick



  341. lulu4589's Momma Joke:

    your momma so pale you can see right through her



  342. bubbie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so tall when she did a back flip she hit jesus



  343. lulu4589's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she walked up to a gangster and sang “why can’t we be friends”



  344. Your momma so dumb that when she first saw dick she tought of a hot dog's Momma Joke:

    Mukhtar



  345. carlos perez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got fired from the m&m company for throwing out the w’s



  346. bla's Momma Joke:

    You: yo mamma
    mum turns around from washing up
    you: Stinks! (cracKs up laughing)



  347. johnny boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she used highway 99 for a slip and slide



  348. jack ross's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet



  349. richard limadinata's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she had one minute to live and she cooked 2-minute noodles



  350. elton menezes's Momma Joke:

    i am a gay honmosexual who has no friends and likes to look at peoples dingdong said ur mum and i said too bad my iq isnt the same as my age



  351. LUIS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOT ON THE TOILET THE TOILET SAID 123 GET YOUR ASS OF OF ME



  352. download photoshop cs4's Momma Joke:

    IF not YOU will fail just like the other 90% who try to get into biz for themseleves !



  353. patt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb,she stuck on stupit



  354. patt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, her mamma fed her with a slingshot



  355. Kate's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas so stupid she stole free bread.



  356. .....'s Momma Joke:

    mj



  357. rikeya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a praked car



  358. bobby's yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she got locked in the bath room she peed her pants



  359. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she try to ling with it rock with she fell on the flo.



  360. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat her cereal bowl gotta have a life guard



  361. Solboii's Momma Joke:

    Ur mamma is so fat when she tripped over in 4th avneue she landed on12th



  362. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she had to study for a drug test



  363. danni's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fAT she smokes a whole ham after sex



  364. kimmy the emo bunny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped up, everyone started to sing “a whole new world”



  365. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she went 2 school with jesus



  366. eat my sh!t's Momma Joke:

    you gaybo



  367. asd's Momma Joke:

    asdsada



  368. Manisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA, is so HAIRY she looked in the mirror and saw godzilla!



  369. Manisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA, is so HAIRY she looked in the mirror and saw jj bcjb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb JCB



  370. Zack Mock's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she is on both sides of the family



  371. Aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw



  372. Aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo is so stupied she got fired from a blowjob



  373. Jeremy's Momma Joke:

    your mom sucks so much dick her lips have strecth marks



  374. ryland coccus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got to use the freeway as a slip and slide.



  375. yomommasojewish's Momma Joke:

    R O F L



  376. ANTHONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPED SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY



  377. tu madre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she a bitch OHHHH



  378. beeoch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told ha to act her own age.. she died!!



  379. tu madre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark she look like a piece of da ground got up and started liven life



  380. beeoch's Momma Joke:

    yo moma a hoe by da way she left ha clothes at ma house that dumb bitch slut hoe oh well hit me up



  381. Austin Engels's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE THREW A SHEET OVER THE OCEAN AND CALLED IT HER WATER BED. YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE WENT IN TO A HAUNTED HOUSE AND CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION.



  382. Whitney's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so fat when she went to the beach a whale came to her and said, we are family, even though your fatter than me



  383. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    You’re so ugly cause yo mama f#cked Steve Urkel.



  384. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.



  385. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Gabourey Sidibe look like Kate Moss.



  386. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses chap stick as deodarent.



  387. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.



  388. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.



  389. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, her shadow weighs 500 pounds.



  390. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks by the TV, we miss 2 episodes of American Idol.



  391. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the free way as a slip n slide.



  392. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so easy, a caveman could do her.



  393. John's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book



  394. zack kershaw's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas breath smells



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mums belt size is the equator



  396. Lindsay fark's Momma Joke:

    your mam has crusty nipple



  397. Kennedy Croft's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she got locked in the grocery store she starved!



  398. trinity brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when robbers break in her house, they leave her money!!!



  399. emoni brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she walk by the tv, we miss 1,000,000,000,000,000 episodes



  400. crystel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat we go in the normal doors she goes in the extra large doors



  401. Meee(;'s Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s So Dumb She Threw A Rockk At The Ground &&Missed:D Ahahahahahahaha Lol(:



  402. Meee(;'s Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s Soooo Dumb She Went To An Eminem Concert &&Said Go Skittles Go Skittles:DD



  403. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she took a picture two years ago and its still printing!



  404. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so crust she rubbed her knees together and made a fire!lol!



  405. jade's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people scream free willy



  406. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she was in the ocean spain clamed her as new land



  407. YO momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her



  408. HAHA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so tall armstrong was saying hey to her on the moon!!!!!



  409. krissy minaj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old hercules was her 1st blow job



  410. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when they tried to make you ur daddy was screamin r we playing hide in seek or we havin sex????



  411. chika awujo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and screamed “i got the power”



  412. baby joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she cant even afford 2 live in a 2 story cherio box



  413. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she thought that when a police said time for a cavity search she was sopose to open her mouth



  414. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she came up to me and I died



  415. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big that even dora couldnt explore her



  416. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly that bob the builder said we cant fix it



  417. s.c.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she needs to frie your dads dick before sucking it



  418. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when the cops shot a bullet at her the bullet came back and asked 4 a flashlight



  419. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 2 be continued



  420. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she went to a strip club they payed her 2 keep her clothes on



  421. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short u can c her feet on her drivers licence



  422. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb thst she went to the dentist 4 bluetooth



  423. Aids's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  424. tanith and abby's Momma Joke:

    ya mum



  425. sophie child's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat she broke the family tree



  426. sophie and abby and emily and tanith's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat she uses the washing machie as a vibrator



  427. mark's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is like the titanic she goes down on the first date



  428. mark turton's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when god sed let they be light he ment move ur mum out the way



  429. nathen taylor's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so dumb she shit her self on the toilet



  430. mark's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is fat she jumped in the grand cannon and got stuck



  431. mark's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat it takes two busses and a taxi to get on her good side



  432. mark's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat people run around her instead of going to the gym



  433. nathen taylor's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so stupid she sold her car 4 petrol



  434. Smelly Poo Man's Momma Joke:

    YA MA WORKS AT NETTO



  435. Tonisha !'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark that she spits choclate milk.



  436. Tonisha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeesed a bogey out of george washingtons nose !



  437. Tonisha's Momma Joke:

    :) :( >:) lol funny stuff



  438. Tonisha & Danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa



  439. kay kay's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she walked past the tv and i missed two commercials



  440. Tonisha!'s Momma Joke:

    i have a friend calles danielle she is so poor that she went to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.



  441. kaykay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma period been on so much dat da bak of ha asz startin to look lyk clifford da big red dawg



  442. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she saw a brown bus with white people in it she yelled, “stop that twinkie”.



  443. jaylin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she wore a mlacamax tee shirt a helicopter landed on her chest



  444. sylvester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund



  445. SPARKY's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly your gran fed her with a slingshot when she was young



  446. TBAG BRAIN's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid i ripped her up arse with bannana



  447. =licks dick with toung='s Momma Joke:

    fannay booby tit wank scratcher



  448. Tom Eyre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes oinyons cry



  449. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that her butt is the fricken earth



  450. martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she suck my dike for a dollar



  451. jakey babe's Momma Joke:

    so fat even dora the explorer cant find her!



  452. jakey babe's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat even dora the explorer couldnt find her!



  453. kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she thought you were a big mac



  454. martin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tall she trip over a rock and hit themoon



  455. luis miguel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she toke a spoon to the super bowl



  456. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a toilet fat white and stinks like shet



  457. maria's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she saw the trix commersiaul she though it said “silly bastor chicks are for dikes”



  458. lucia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that they thought she bull shit



  459. bradley's Momma Joke:

    Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon
    A: A sheep..Q: now whats the moral of the story?
    A: Don’t buy red wooly jumpers



  460. lasey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she sits on a small wopie coshin her family thought the world was going to explode.



  461. joseph davidson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she can only be yo mama.



  462. Erin Sherrill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat her pant size is “Bitch lose some weight!”



  463. erica d.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her birth cirtifict was a apology from the comdon factory



  464. erica d.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got with yo dad and had you!!



  465. Eduardo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she put a paper on top of a television and said “I’M WACHING PAPER VIEW



  466. .?Charm.?.....?Wanda?.....'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat we can swim in her dimples!!!…



  467. bluegang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, she can perform with Lordi without wearing a mask



  468. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections



  469. 3032563639's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she toke a spoon to the super bowl



  470. Ezra Adkins's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  471. hannah michales's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  472. yo mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy she made king kong jealouse



  473. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, she hurt my feelings



  474. Zayneb Moustafa's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales starting singing WE ARE FAMILY, I GOT ALL MY SISTERS AND ME!!!



  475. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly,what’s she gonna do for face when king kong wants he’s arse backi.



  476. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat she’s fat



  477. bradley_kaz's Momma Joke:

    your momma so old shes owe jusus a £5



  478. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is so fat she has her own orbit



  479. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    i cumed in ure mum



  480. chazzybear's Momma Joke:

    yo muma so fat she had to have a jcb as her fork when she went for poo she shat out the jcb



  481. brad's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so tall when she done a backflip she kicked god in the balls



  482. aidan-r's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she has her own gravity pull !!!



  483. bradley_kaz's Momma Joke:

    your mum so poor she cant afford to pay attention



  484. bradez's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so small when she jumped of a curb she died



  485. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she makes feebie look skinny



  486. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so dumb she bought a dounut but then took it back because it had a hole init



  487. aidan-r's Momma Joke:

    your mama so kripy she makes jingers look normole



  488. tommykool's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she sits on the tele and watches the couch



  489. bradley_kaz's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dumb she gave tom head



  490. gay boii brad's Momma Joke:

    your mum is fat



  491. bradley_kaz's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so supid she had sex wid bid larden



  492. bradley-kaz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she falls over she rocks her self to sleep trying to get up!



  493. I BZ DAT MAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY DA BITCH WUN THE UGLIEST DOG COMPETITON HAHA LOL



  494. I BZ DAT MAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE HAS SEX SHE LOOSES FOCUS OVER FOOD HAHA LOL



  495. jairo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is stupit that wend she play in the computer she play the tv



  496. scott's Momma Joke:

    your mothers so fat im leik DAAAAAAMN



  497. Random's Momma Joke:

    alert(”YOu suck”);



  498. aida rivas's Momma Joke:

    yo moomma is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry



  499. Ellenn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mummas so ugly she makes onions cry.



  500. brianna moss's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she looked like a school bus so everybody rides her



  501. aidan-r's Momma Joke:

    your mama so cripled she looks like she had sex with the bfg



  502. will candeland's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs



  503. Cheeseboy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she failed a survey.



  504. cheeseboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat se said i have 2 go 2 the bathroom and to the browns 2 the super bowl



  505. cheeseboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought the strip club was her house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh NUBE



  506. pimped out gramgram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices



  507. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bus riden every day



  508. scholar9098's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she got her report card she thot all the fs meant fine



  509. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she actually loved you jkjkjkjkjk



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that when she walked in the strret michael jackson came and started sing triller



  511. VeNiCe's Momma Joke:

    YoUr MaMmA So UgLy ShE WaS In A UgLy CoNtEsT ThEy SaId SoRrY No PrOfFeCeNaLs



  512. VeNiCe's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a bus everyone rides her



  513. konvict jean's Momma Joke:

    yo *********got it?



  514. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the got inside her



  515. rob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the car got inside her



  516. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she made Micheal Jackson famous



  517. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she failed a blood test



  518. Momma'sJoker's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook



  519. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she has layaway at the dollar store



  520. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to kfc she asked for the bucket on the roof



  521. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when the cops where chasing her she called 911



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that she went to the ugliest people but they said sorry no professionals allowed



  523. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so scarie that insted of jumping in the water the water run away.



  524. hidayah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the murre michael
    jackson said eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh



  525. hidayah's Momma Joke:

    this mama was so fat on the weighing scale it said to
    be continued



  526. reginaldo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly,when she looked in a mirror,she died



  527. samuel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo stupid she got hit by a parked car



  528. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo ugly she scare the rats



  529. samuyl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like Google everybody been on it.



  530. Gabe's Momma Joke:

    when your dad threw you mom out he was arested for litering



  531. Dillan Szeusnakes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that obi wan said, “that’s no moon, that’s yo momma”



  532. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper



  533. Elijah grey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly when she was born her mom said you were sopose to say happy haloween



  534. Elijah grey sup weezy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hary i kised her and got a gotee



  535. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she do push ups under the door



  536. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soooo stupid that she went to aplied for food stamps at the post office



  537. oj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy the only launge that she speaks is Woggie!



  538. kyle's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stuip that she shuved a battier up and said “I got the power!”



  539. cholo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma…ohhhhh!!!



  540. beeoch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a hoe hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaha



  541. savasara's Momma Joke:

    ????? ??? ??? ???????? ??? ??? - ????????? ??????? - ?? ????? ???? ???? ?????? ?? ????????? ?????????? ?????. ?? ?????- ????????????? ???????????? ??????? ???????????



  542. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat she went to a motel and asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean



  543. red's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone.



  544. red's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old god studied her in history class.



  545. Gaby's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so ugly that her birth certificae is apology letter from the condom factory!



  546. Delilah Cruz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to jenny craig is the door!



  547. diamond cruz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voicemail.



  548. fred robenson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks



  549. ddd's Momma Joke:

    ddddddd



  550. Derrick Henderson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she’s got more chinse then a hong kong phone book.



  551. Derrick Henderson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she put on her lipe-stick with a paint roller.



  552. Derrick Henderson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her bepper went off people thoght she was backing up.



  553. Blake Robb's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.



  554. Derrick Henderson's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!



  555. bradez's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese yellow pages



  556. Josh B's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma so stupid she went to sleep with a ruler to find out how long she slept.



  557. matt chris ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes skinny



  558. jessica cassidy clark's Momma Joke:

    im a dumn ugly whore and nobody likes me and i need to go crawl in a hole and die



  559. matt chris ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted she created the big bang theory



  560. f uuuu's Momma Joke:

    u want a yo momma joke heres one your moms pretty



  561. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when a friend came round for tea and ask for the toilet you said “four trees down to the right”



  562. katie-jo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when a friend came round for tea and ask for the toilet you said “four trees down to the right”



  563. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so horney she had sex with a dog



  564. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for blining the blind



  565. Steve Steve Steve's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas SO fat the docor couldnt fit her weight in the box provided for the physical.



  566. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her the drinks were on the house she got a ladder



  567. Gepetto's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to Dunkin Donuts and the employee asked her which donut do you want? She answered, the one on the roof



  568. Javier's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  569. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a lightswich i turn her on every night



  570. Daniel's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid when she stoped at a stop sigm,she waited for the sign to say go.



  571. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty, whe she farts she causes global warming



  572. FU's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she falls, the ground just starts cracking up



  573. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat shes fat



  574. hhhhhhhhhh's Momma Joke:

    jj



  575. Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so OLD i saw a pic of moses in her yeaarbook



  576. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so DUMB she gave the cashier a penny and she expected change



  577. ahmed lol haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  579. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat in world war the commander said hide behind the mountain



  580. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she went to a ugly competition they said “no pros allowed”



  581. Spencer's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.



  582. Huganeer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was baptized in the pacific ocean



  583. Huganeer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she got on the weighing scale it said one at a time please



  584. gay's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat, she loves to eat icecream, her favourite flavour, hagendaes nuts (hogging deez nuts)



  585. Daniel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat i put a quater in her belly button and a sneakers bar poped out.



  586. Daniel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she couldnt pass a blood test.



  587. So Ugly's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so ugly…shes the reason waldos hiding



  588. bilal ali's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she turns around and its her birthday hahahha



  589. chelsey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she falls down the stairs she thinks eastenders is ending



  590. stano's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach the tide comes in



  591. brieonca's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, one day she was walking,she tripped and fell. I aint wanna laugh, but the ground was cracking up!



  592. khlowiie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she asked the dentist for a bluetooth..! lmpyao!



  593. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skitles fell put



  594. sarah's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out



  595. sarah's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so old her breast milk id powder…



  596. Jasmine's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so fat…she fell in luv…& broke it



  597. Harajuku Barbie ,'s Momma Joke:

    ya momma so ugly; that they couldnt make a joke up for her.



  598. starburst's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper



  599. Starburst's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thinks fleetwood mac was a cheeseburger at mcdonalds



  600. starburst's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes



  601. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air.



  602. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ghetto that when she breast feeds KOOL-AID comes out!!!!



  603. yo's Momma Joke:

    momma



  604. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she cheated off of jennifers test



  605. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has her own orbit



  606. gawter's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she makes jen look skinny



  607. dick lick 120's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she went to high skool with jesus



  608. face 120's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty when your dad kicked her out he got a ticket for littering



  609. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she rolled over a dollar 4 quarters pop out.



  610. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo fat that when she went pass the tv 3 commercials went by.



  611. jake's Momma Joke:

    y mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and dround people in japan



  612. regia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in a parking meter she waited for a gumball to came out



  613. litte losse's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so fat when she was at the beach the whales said we are family i got all my siters and me hahaha



  614. lil jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so fat she was scard to jump in the pool seh jump an dmade anther earthqauk



  615. ashley fenstermaker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she joined the ugly contest,they said sorry,no professionals



  616. aaaaaaa yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old and fat that the dinosaurs though SHE was the asteroid



  617. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real



  618. vidael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, dat when she came out wit a yellow shirt da sun said: “I QUIT”!



  619. vidael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.



  620. vidael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot from George washingtons nose.



  621. ozzy osmin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabeticat order



  622. osmin ozzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  623. dat nigguh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she gotta slam dunk her bus fare!!



  624. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is so fat when she sat on the ipod touch it turned into the ipod suffle



  625. Hummer's Momma Joke:

    ? ????? ??????? ?? ??????????? ?? ????? ???? ?? ???????!



  626. Gregor's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  627. darren's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so ugly when she went into the airport the guy said sorry we dont take animals.



  628. darren's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so ugly when she went into the airport the guy said sorry we dont take animals.



  629. darren's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so ugly when she went into the airport the guy said sorry we dont take animals and dogs



  630. briana's Momma Joke:

    tell me why yo momma so dumb she wear open toe shaddles wit no toe



  631. fd's Momma Joke:

    gffgtwegyf



  632. fd's Momma Joke:

    bjgfdfo;



  633. high danm's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks



  634. Yacoub Kort's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumn instead of taking the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead



  635. Yacoub Kort's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it said, “gimmie your weight not your phone number”



  636. Mackenzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so small, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.



  637. Spencer's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid, she thought that the black judge was batman. (no offinse about the black part)



  638. DJC's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thot virgine mobil was a dating service



  639. mike mars's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom got a SORRY latter from the condam factory



  640. Dicinyamom's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a firefighter, stop drop and blow!!!!!!



  641. Icp's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so “stoopid” whe u were born she saw the umbilical cord and said “cool, it comes with cable too!?!?”



  642. iamtheangel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty when she pulls down her panties, it sounds like someone undoing velcro



  643. vere's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she stands on a scale it says “to be continued”



  644. reyna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went bungee jumping she went straight down to hell.



  645. vere's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat when she bent down everyone thought it was the grand canyon.



  646. reyna's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck.



  647. Dessy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she put tha boogy monster out of busines



  648. whitney's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow



  649. JOE DEPACE's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR SHE WORTE A SIGN SAYING I,LL WORK FOR PAPER SO I CAN MAKE I SIGN THAT I,LL WORK FOR MONEY



  650. kularetasi's Momma Joke:

    ???????????????? ????- ?????????? ??????? ?.??????



  651. Braddeerrss's Momma Joke:

    i’m so gay my momma baths me every night. :D



  652. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old



  653. Bradders momma's Momma Joke:

    YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET AFTER 2.35PM !!! GET TO BED,
    AND P.S. DONT CALL YOURSELF GAY, YOU’REA A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BOY WHO ALL THE GIRLS LOVE <3



  654. Braddeerrss's Momma Joke:

    ohhh mom, you’re embarassing me :$



  655. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat i walk around her you’ll get lost



  656. Braddeerrss's Momma Joke:

    and i am not a boy! i am 46 years old!



  657. Bradders momma's Momma Joke:

    Bathhh timmmeeee



  658. Braddeerrss's Momma Joke:

    MOM!! i am at work, paaleease stop embarassing me!



  659. Bradders momma's Momma Joke:

    well come home now yourr teas going cold and its nearly your bed time



  660. Braddeerrss's Momma Joke:

    I’ll be home at 3! sooo paaalleaase stop embarassing me, :$
    LOVEE YOU MOMMYYY!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



  661. Not funny at all's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got a remote to turn on the remote



  662. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old,she farts dust!



  663. brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she ask the wall for directions



  664. Dessy's Momma Joke:

    to momma so ugly
    she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt



  665. Joe-mama's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she sat and wallmart and lowered all the prices



  666. Joe's Momma Joke:

    You mama so fat she sat on wallmart and lowered all the prices



  667. joe's Momma Joke:

    You mama so old her birth date says (sorry this page is expired)



  668. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama like a race car she can burn fifty rubbers a day



  669. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a bathroom everyones been there



  670. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a light switch even a two year old can turn her on



  671. j low's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so sweaty she got to put deoderant under her stomcah



  672. natalya's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said no professionals



  673. Chris Mogaka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she made the ocean her kidde pool!!



  674. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so harry her ass checks had a afrow



  675. josh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, her pant size is bitch lose some weight.



  676. Billy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, blows, and gets laid in closets



  677. Johnny O.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a doorknob , everyone gets a turn



  678. channacharlie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor, burglalers broke into her house and LEFT money! =]



  679. black's Momma Joke:

    your mom is gay



  680. Yo momma is so fat that when she got on a scale it went abcdefg get your fat butt up of me's Momma Joke:

    Karry



  681. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got her own state /area code



  682. papajohnas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she walked past the tv i missed to comercails.



  683. tayyab hussain's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat shee deep fries her toothpaste looool



  684. IDk's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soo stupid she married yo daddy



  685. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she failed a survey



  686. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    no one can beat me at yo momma jokes



  687. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    FAT



  688. billy yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry



  689. shelley's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so ugly that you mj die



  690. momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she taught wu tang was an african orange juicd



  691. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor that when u said i want an x box she got you a cardboard box and wrote an x



  692. Frank's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  693. sokezsisa's Momma Joke:

    ??????? ??????? ? ?????????-????????? ??????????



  694. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo momm sooooo weird she actually needs a friend



  695. smitty9090's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she taped a paper to the tv asked her what she was doing and she said whaching paper view



  696. George French's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly when she went on the computer it broke



  697. Jaura's Momma Joke:

    Your Mum’s so cheap, she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk



  698. bradlei's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat her belt size is the same as the equator



  699. Cory campbell's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she new burger king when he was a prince



  700. Cory campbell's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a shotgun 2 coks and she blows



  701. jfhf's Momma Joke:

    yo mom sucked my dick inteell i saw her teeth in my butt hole



  702. adnan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she think like a mad gorilla



  703. NASHE's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor when i stepped on the cigarette she asked ‘who turned off the heater? lol



  704. sully's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.



  705. ilyjb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth so yellow when she go outside and smile to the sun the sun says ” mane you jockin my style”



  706. ilyjb's Momma Joke:

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  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:




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  780. Angeorla's Momma Joke:

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    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH IN WATER



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    Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention!



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    yo momma so old when i patted her back her titty fell off



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    yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



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    yo momma so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat a man yelled out “TAXI!”



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    yo momma so tall when she did a back flip she kick jesus in the mouth



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    yo momma so fat and black when she went swiming in the ocean they yelled oil spill



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    yo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach



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    yo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach



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    yo momma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skitlles fell out



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    yo momma is so ugly she made freddy cuager look like beyounce



  821. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walks in to a door poeple will be like hold on to ur chairs its the gorrila comin to work



  822. so old's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she walked into a antique store and they keeped her



  823. so old's Momma Joke:

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  825. yomamma's Momma Joke:

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    I believe “yomomma’s” joke was really Yo momma is so fat that she fell in love and broke “it” not “in.”



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    yo mama just like a brick shes dirty flat on both sides and gets laid by mexacans



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    you mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory



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    thers a new planit its called yo mama



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    yo mama so fat that when she got on a scale the numbers never stoped and blew up



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    *yo mamma so stupid i told her it was chilly outside and she went outside with a bowl
    yo mamma so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking
    *yo mamma so poor she cant afford to pay attention
    *yo daddy so skinny that when he plays with himself he gets papper cuts on his hands



  870. dumbass's Momma Joke:

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  874. ????/???'s Momma Joke:

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