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Yo mama’s so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!”
TweetYo mama’s so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonalds!
TweetYo mama’s so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling
Tweetyo mama is soo fat her patronous is a cake
TweetYo mama’s so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
TweetYo mama’s so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her!
TweetYo mama’s so old, she gave Nicholas Flamel his first handjob!
TweetYo mama’s so fat that if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds butterbeer!
Tweetyo mama is so fat
TweetYo Mamas teeth are so yellow when she smills she stops the trafic
Tweetyo mamas so poor she lives in a 2 story doritos bag with a dog named chip
Tweetyo mamas so tall she did a back flip and slapped jesus
TweetYo moma’s so fat she fell on both sides of the bed
TweetYo momma’s boobs are so old instead of of squirting milk she squirts sour cream
TweetYour mommas so poor she stands sold out
Tweetyo mommma is so fat and stupid that she fails piganometri
Tweetyo momma is so hair that when she staightens her hair she does her unibrow and her mushache that her husband doesnt have
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she put m and in herear and she said that she was hearing m&m
TweetYo momma is so clean
TweetYo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean
Tweetyo momma so fat when she srep on the scale it say to be coutinued
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow they glow in the dark
Tweetyo momma so fat when she come threw the front she come out the back and they throw her a welcome back party
Tweetyo mama i so fat when she got on a weighing scale it sI to be continued
TweetYo Mommas Teeth is so yellow dat when da old people saw her open her mouth they said dat i can see the light
TweetYo Momma is so hairy dat when she lifted up her arm pits it looked like she had bob marley in a headlock
Tweetyour momma is so poor when she walks in her house and lights a match the ants and roaches come out and start singing clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we got heat .
TweetYo momma so fat she saw a bus roll by and said “Stop that Twinky.”
Tweetyo mumma is so ugly she died
Tweettait is so ugly he sucks men off
Tweetyo mama so tall she did a handstand and kicked jesus in the chin
TweetYo momma so fat if u stick 2quarters in her belly bbutton a snicker fell out her butt
TweetYo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
TweetYo momma so STUPID she put 2 M&M’s in her ears and thought she was listening to eminems new album]
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Tweetyo momma so poor when i picked up a paper plate she said we dont use fine china
Tweetyo momma so poor when i picked up a paper plate she said we dont use fine china
TweetYo momma so old that she still owes moses a dollar
TweetYo momma so fat that shes taller laying down
TweetYo momma so fat she cant tell whether shes walking or rolling anymore
TweetHello. And Bye.
TweetYo momma’s teeth is so yellow, she looks like she has a job taste testing butter scotch
TweetYo momma is so poor, i saw her doing headspins on a cheerios box in front of goodwill for a peice of wonder bread
TweetYo momma is so greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid
TweetThat’s a clever answer to a tricky qesution
TweetLexy – These are amazing and tuerly beautiful!! These pictures tuerly show the joy that my little sister and Tyler have to becoming new parents. Thank you for capturing this, so I can see it too. Love to you both!
Tweetpeople and that’s giving 100 per cent.”Muscat has bemoce the centre of controversy since that challenge on Melbourne Heart’s Adrian Zahra. He has and continues to receive widespread condemnation after
TweetIf it’s ham in a can, why isn’t it called Cam? Or Camn, like, “Da**! That is good Camn!”Are you sure there aren’t bone bits in there?Do you eat it with Mayernaise?Varveeta ceeshe?Oscar Mayer hotdogs?Does it make you vart?
TweetI confess, I put my hand up to the inonructists to use the lift, I always end up pressing both when I’m in a rush. Nothing like a bit of a warning on paper to make you look silly.
TweetAnd the evil substance is water.I speak of what I’ve witsensed and yes those former fatties are still un-fat. They made a lifestyle change and stuck with it.You keep throwing up extremes. Underweight isn’t healthy either and I haven’t seen where I argued FOR bulimia/anorexia, so Im not sure what that has to do with it other than to make yourself feel better that skinny people suffer more?
TweetYo mama so fats took a pic of her last year and it’s still printing
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