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953 Yo Momma Jokes in “May 2009 Yo Mama Jokes”



  1. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a truck she makes noise when mexicans ride her



  2. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that when it was raining it stop and she said hey turn my shower back on



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that when she went to KFC, she has to lick other people’s finger



  4. Yo mom so old that she called the cops when david and golith was about 2 fight's Momma Joke:

    Darrelle



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA HAS 1 LEG AND A BICYCLE



  6. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boom-a-rang



  7. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway



  8. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stands on scales and they say “one at a time please”



  9. YOOO's Momma Joke:

    CHECK PATRICKS FATTTTTTT LIP
    WOW
    HIS SHUD GET A SLAP FOR BRINGING THAT SORTA FING IN THIS WORLD

    HARD TIMES



  10. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    Tres Head Is Da Size Of Maido’s Pupil



  11. YOOO's Momma Joke:

    check tumani’s wedge head

    blaine is getting jealous



  12. patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    patrick got arrested for licking a ice cream



  13. blains mum's Momma Joke:

    BLAIN GOT BEEF WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD



  14. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    Tamara’s Head Is Shaped Like Italy



  15. patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    blain head butting doartha



  16. big momma's Momma Joke:

    austins momma is so blick when she lies on tar she disappeared



  17. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    Austins Man Looks Like Ghandi And Shamima Put 2Getha



  18. blains mum's Momma Joke:

    PATRICKS MUM LOOKS LIKE SHREK IN A BIKINI



  19. blains mum's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK SERCUMSIZED HIS HEAD



  20. patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    reuben has two chins



  21. ........'s Momma Joke:

    SUM1 GAVE REUBEN THE 1 BANG 2 HIS CHIN

    NOWONDER ITS SPLIT



  22. PEA LANDER's Momma Joke:

    PEAA HED TRE



  23. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    Phoungs Lip Is Crusty Like Deserts Nd Dry Like Maidos Knees



  24. take the pea's Momma Joke:

    when tamara runs his head drags on the ground



  25. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    Reuben Shits Out His Chin



  26. patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    when they go on top of tamaras head you can see the world map



  27. ILL MURK PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    UR SO POOR U LIVE IN A TREE HOUSE



  28. tre head is .'s Momma Joke:

    tres head is like a .



  29. patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    tamaras head is allways pointing up



  30. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Tamaras Head Is The Bell In Save By The Bell



  31. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    patricks lip can carry d world



  32. take the pea's Momma Joke:

    tamara is a compus
    it allways points north



  33. Tamaras head is a spear's Momma Joke:

    austins lip is like a flying sauser



  34. hahah's Momma Joke:

    tres head is smaller than a bacteria



  35. ILL MURK PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS A SOMALIAN SKET



  36. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Dis Is Tree —> ((((.))))



  37. hahah's Momma Joke:

    austins so blik he makes lampost look like the sun



  38. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    patricks head is the black sun



  39. Tamaras head is a spear's Momma Joke:

    Tamara has his own film

    THE HILLS



  40. curry's Momma Joke:

    i no someone that has ball bags haning offf his chin … its ruban



  41. 2 peas in a pod's Momma Joke:

    tres house is made of blue tak



  42. yasirs head's Momma Joke:

    can u smelll somethink its yasir



  43. PEA LANDER's Momma Joke:

    YASIRS YARD SMELLS LIKE GHANID’S SANDLES

    FROM REUBEN :D



  44. ILL MURK PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    UR SO CRUSTY U WERE ENGRAVED MADE IN DUBAI



  45. pealander's Momma Joke:

    when patrick breathes his lip gets stuck in his nose



  46. NOOOO SHOOO's Momma Joke:

    REUBEN GOT SPEARED (TAMARA’S HEAD)

    RIGHT INTO HIS CHIN



  47. Tamaras head is a spear's Momma Joke:

    why is patricks lip always pointing down

    BECAUSE ITS LIKE A WEIGHT



  48. ILL MURK PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS A SOMALIAN SKET ANR UR DAD IS A SOMALIAN MAFIA



  49. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Austins Mum Cuts Wood With Her Toe Nails



  50. Tamaras head is a spear's Momma Joke:

    tamara needs a shape up line up

    TO LINE UP HIS ROLLS OF GRASS



  51. NOOOO SHOOO's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK FINGERD HIS MUM

    AND GAVE HIMSELF A SHAPE UP WID THE CRUST FROM HIS LIP



  52. NOOOO SHOOO's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK MUM IS A SOMALIAN SKET



  53. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Tres Dad Likes Lyk Yasir On A Happyday



  54. NOOOO SHOOO's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK WANKED HIS BOTTOM LIP
    AND SHERVIN WANKED THE TOP

    IT TOOOK YEARSS
    TRUST ME



  55. pealander's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.



  56. hottie's Momma Joke:

    tamaras head looks like a half moon



  57. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Austins Mum Looks Like A Black Hole Sucking On Tamaras Head



  58. SOOO's Momma Joke:

    TAMARA’S HEAD TRIED 2 SUCK UP PATRICKS LIP
    BUT FAILED CUZ IT WAS TOO BIG



  59. hottie's Momma Joke:

    look at that chinese kid in da corner



  60. Tamaras head is a spear's Momma Joke:

    freddies taking up 4 seats



  61. CHECK DIS's Momma Joke:

    CHECK SIR’S CREP’S



  62. SOOO's Momma Joke:

    PATRICKS LIP IS SMACKING ON THE KEYBOARD



  63. pealander's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her ceral bowl comes with a lifeguard



  64. hotties mum's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM SO UGLY SHES WIFEY ELEPHANTS MUM



  65. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    tres ear can hear a lion roar from africa



  66. pealander's Momma Joke:

    your so black when she jumped into the pool everone said look an oil spill



  67. REUBENS MUM's Momma Joke:

    check that FAT BITCH next 2 patrick



  68. PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    Freddies rolls keep pushing the key board



  69. Sandlesss's Momma Joke:

    freddie Licked out tre’s ears



  70. DAVID's Momma Joke:

    LOOK AT THEM SPOTS IN THE MIDDLE OFF TUNAMIS EYEBROWZ



  71. PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    freddie stop giving patricks lip a bomba roll



  72. BANG BANG's Momma Joke:

    PATRICKS MUM GOT MASHED BY YASIR IN THE BLOCK



  73. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    Tres Ears Are Used Like A Mop



  74. IM THE DADDY's Momma Joke:

    LOOK AT ZAC LOOKIN AT USS IS HE HUNGRY



  75. bliickkk's Momma Joke:

    oi check thee darkkk monkey near tre



  76. POO's Momma Joke:

    CHECK TAMARAZ JAK UPZ



  77. FREDDIEEE's Momma Joke:

    FREDDIES MUM LOOKS LIKE A WHALE IN A SHOWER CAP



  78. Pea Or Not To Pea's Momma Joke:

    The Green Gaint Is Lookin 4 Tre
    To Put Him Bk In His Tin



  79. FREDDIEEE's Momma Joke:

    FREDDIE TRIED MUNCH AMBER THATS WHY HE ANGREED 2 GO OUT WITH HER



  80. 2 peas in a pod's Momma Joke:

    tre was having beef
    but at the end he found out it was another mouse



  81. POO's Momma Joke:

    LOOK AT TRE’S HEAD IT IS SHAPED LIKE THE BACK OFF A SPOON



  82. bliickkk's Momma Joke:

    look at da bliickk bre next 2 tre



  83. YOU WANNA DIE?'s Momma Joke:

    ur hed looks like lblockz



  84. lool's Momma Joke:

    TAMARA GOT SOME LIMOOO HEAD



  85. lool's Momma Joke:

    TAMARA TOOK PART IN PETER PAN

    HE WAS THE HOOK



  86. bliickkk's Momma Joke:

    look at da pea nex 2 bliickky



  87. 2 peas in a pod's Momma Joke:

    tamaras mum had to put a hole in the wall so he can move in his house



  88. PEALANDER's Momma Joke:

    freddie suied mc donalds for not giving him the AMBERMAC



  89. abc's Momma Joke:

    patrick ur lip is used as the red carpet for famous people



  90. peaman's Momma Joke:

    go back to da pea tin



  91. haha's Momma Joke:

    austins lip is more bumpy than an african road



  92. lool's Momma Joke:

    TAMARA GOT SUM SCOOOOP HEAD

    LOOKS LIKE SUM1 WANKED HIS HEAD



  93. Tres Bald Dad's Momma Joke:

    Austins Head Is The Percific Ocean With Out The Afro
    Nd Tres Dad Looks Like Phoung With Out Hair



  94. FAT BOY FREDDIE's Momma Joke:

    tamara is the number one javaline stick



  95. haha's Momma Joke:

    wen tre gets arrested they throw his hed in a pot



  96. louise's Momma Joke:

    louise looks like the floor lumpy



  97. SOMALILIP's Momma Joke:

    U LOOK LIKE A CHEESE AND ONION UR HEDS THE ONION N UR LIPS THE CHEESE



  98. ? ? ?'s Momma Joke:

    tamaras head is a lucazade bottle



  99. 2 peas in a pod's Momma Joke:

    austins momma is dark you cant see her in her house
    because the walls are black



  100. rabbittz's Momma Joke:

    look at da rabit nex 2 connar



  101. PeaLander's Momma Joke:

    tre asked his mum for a spoon and she said use ur head



  102. SOMALILIP's Momma Joke:

    PATRICKS HED LOOK LIKE THE THE GHERKIN TOWER



  103. UR HEAD's Momma Joke:

    TAMARAS FOOT IS LIKE PATRICKS LIP VERY DRY



  104. Tres Bald Dad's Momma Joke:

    Phoungs Fringe Is As Long As Tamaras Head
    And Tres Ears Are Like Mc Hammers Trousers



  105. FAT BOY FREDDIE's Momma Joke:

    phung has exma on his lip



  106. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! ! !
    -



  107. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    fatty boy freddie is terrible



  108. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma suck blow get laid in the closet like a vacuum!



  109. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    NEVER MIND



  110. dick nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat she needs to go to the government to get her own postcode



  111. dick nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat she needs to go to the government to get her own postcode



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth is so yellow she went to the movies and they ask for chedder chese



  113. Janice dickensen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she played pool wit da planets



  114. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed



  115. aj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she took a puzzle back because she thought it was broke



  116. Juicy J's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stanky she can do the stanky leg better than everybody.



  117. P-peanut's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed tree commercials



  118. P-peanut's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through



  119. P-peanut's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat not even Dora can explore her



  120. P-peanut's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she climbed over a clear wall to see what was on the other side



  121. P-peanut's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she makes Michle Jackson look straight



  122. the pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dick chainy said i have limits



  123. the pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued



  124. little man's Momma Joke:

    u alll suck dick



  125. little man's Momma Joke:

    u alll suck dick



  126. I Was Able to Lose T h i r t y P o u n d s in Under a Month's Momma Joke:

    Hi, interesting post. I have been thinking about this topic,so thanks for blogging. I will certainly be coming back to your posts. Keep up the good work



  127. MEEEEEEEEE's Momma Joke:

    Tres mom is peng



  128. MEEEEEEEEE's Momma Joke:

    serbia rulez



  129. MEEEEEEEEE's Momma Joke:

    Alans mum is so ugly she looks like him



  130. tmaras dirrty jackups's Momma Joke:

    Tamaras jack up’s are so dirty that people think he’s wearing shorts



  131. MEEEEEEEEE's Momma Joke:

    im a gay asshole



  132. Syco's Momma Joke:

    Yomomma so tall when she do a cartwheel she kick Jesus!!! LOL



  133. Syco's Momma Joke:

    Yomomma so fat & dum when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids she says, ITS A TWINKY



  134. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher is a gay cowboy



  135. indya few's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat her pant size is, um, um, BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGht



  136. XxMr.SprinklezxX's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she jumped out of a plane 2 sky dive, the earth orbited her!!!



  137. pimp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it 2 say go



  138. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo damn uglyy, she turned yo daddy gay



  139. i have nice tatter tots's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat she is the one who made the o zone



  140. reflex's Momma Joke:

    if u where to flap mahins ears he would fly away



  141. lil man's Momma Joke:

    kris u gay



  142. reflex's Momma Joke:

    so is ur cat



  143. lil man's Momma Joke:

    mahins ears are like the house



  144. plop's Momma Joke:

    ahh ure deep 2 mahin



  145. reflex's Momma Joke:

    mahin has a bold patch in his head



  146. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    elliot your ugly



  147. reflex's Momma Joke:

    tomm is a gay trendy



  148. debz's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE LOUIS



  149. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    shut up u diks



  150. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    hii



  151. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    whos anonymous
    ??



  152. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    hi



  153. reflex's Momma Joke:

    ur gay



  154. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mark is steve austin



  155. LALAALAAA's Momma Joke:

    CHECK THE CHINESE KIDS HAIRCUT LOOOOOOOL



  156. LALAALAAA's Momma Joke:

    URE MUM IS STEVE AUSTIN



  157. LALAALAAA's Momma Joke:

    CHEK PATRICKS WEDGE LIP



  158. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tom is really gay batty boy



  159. patriks top lip's Momma Joke:

    maido is related 2 yhe history teacher



  160. i love the wet pusssy's Momma Joke:

    hiii boys



  161. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    maido is piccalo



  162. Sargent FlyBoyy :] [[Static]]'s Momma Joke:

    loool



  163. i love the wet pusssy's Momma Joke:

    patricks lip is the red carpit for famos people



  164. plop's Momma Joke:

    mark is krillan



  165. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommes breath stinks like shit



  166. plop's Momma Joke:

    nana naiiiiiii



  167. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if a fly went passed hes breath the fly will die



  168. reflex's Momma Joke:

    tom is a batty boy who has a bum chum mahin



  169. plop's Momma Joke:

    marks got the iller slaphed



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    farrah is a rooster



  171. plop's Momma Joke:

    look at safa



  172. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    do1



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    farah and her chinns



  174. lool's Momma Joke:

    the boy sitin next to connor has got a head like stewie



  175. reflex's Momma Joke:

    ur mum r gay



  176. plop's Momma Joke:

    booooiiiiiiiiiiieeed



  177. reflex's Momma Joke:

    tom is a gay trendy who sucks dick



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    safa has got swingers



  179. plop's Momma Joke:

    kubaz a crakhed



  180. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    safa has got swingers



  181. plop's Momma Joke:

    kubaz a crakhed



  182. ...'s Momma Joke:

    mahin loves his curry



  183. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin has got some seathrow hair



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all of u r gay boi



  185. ...'s Momma Joke:

    he has curry still on his top lip



  186. ...'s Momma Joke:

    chiken



  187. ...plop's Momma Joke:

    chinzzzzz



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    curry



  189. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    popadoms



  190. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one

    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one

    do one
    do one
    do one
    do one



  191. ...'s Momma Joke:

    peter has a backoff for a head



  192. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    louis has got ackney



  193. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommees breath stinks like shit



  194. peter's Momma Joke:

    peters head looks like the moon



  195. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    elephants belong in zoos not on computers



  196. peter's Momma Joke:

    peter looks like the man in men in black with the big head



  197. peter's Momma Joke:

    freidie looks like he is goin to eat his pc



  198. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if tommee falls of his chair its suicide



  199. peter's Momma Joke:

    mahin is gandiiiiiii



  200. ifff i feell offf my chair peter would eat me he is that hungy's Momma Joke:

    kkkk



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin has curry stains on his teeth



  202. reflex's Momma Joke:

    gandiii flosss



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommees teeth are like staircases



  204. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tomme is a wigger



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin is a gay



  206. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    hu tinks waynes a pikey hands up :]



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tomme its sheperds pie



  208. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    chek kubaz creps



  209. louis's Momma Joke:

    i am a gay batty boy who likes to suck dick



  210. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    hey :]



  211. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    and swingaz



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommees teeth is as yellow as the sun…



  213. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    thank for that johan flet good to no that im not alone on this :)



  214. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin and tommee r in love



  215. tommee's Momma Joke:

    tomme needs listerine cause that breaths hot………



  216. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    dunno hu 2 boi
    gimme sum2 plz :) …



  217. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    MAHIN



  218. man's Momma Joke:

    put your hand up if yu tionk miss shud b hung by her feet but naked in the middle of the class room ?? :) :) :)



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommee is bear in love with mahin………



  220. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kristian needs plastic surgery



  221. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    deborah stinks



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    TOMMEE MUM IS FIT



  223. kid's Momma Joke:

    kuba and reflexx are in love y do u think thay go home to gether



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tomme needs white foundatin cause hes not black……….



  225. REFLEX's Momma Joke:

    SO IS UR MUM AND LEMAR



  226. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    reflex breath kicks like garlic



  227. .'s Momma Joke:

    maybe 2 yuno do it…………..



  228. kid's Momma Joke:

    reflexs mum is so hot she looks like loise from family guy



  229. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    allow da mums gettin involved



  230. REFLEX's Momma Joke:

    OK OK



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    who lip is like a bouncy castle………



  232. do u no who i am's Momma Joke:

    but reflexxs mum and kuba are mashin every day



  233. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    deeep

    hehe



  234. REFLEX's Momma Joke:

    TOM MUM IS FIT THATS Y SHE A HOR



  235. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    check kristian head he came out head first



  236. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    how did mark do at athletics



  237. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    johan was feartured in lord of da rings……



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommee sister is sexy



  239. Sargent FlyBoyy :]'s Momma Joke:

    go on my blog http://www.blog.google.com :)
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  240. kid's Momma Joke:

    reflexx and freidie are the same weight snap and there heads are biggg



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    whos lip bops……..



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kuba is a permanent imagrant



  243. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommes breath and some1s lip smell the same



  244. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    he smuggled his family in ..



  245. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    ohhhhhhhhhhh beeef talk



  246. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    deborah weres chinese foundation



  247. REFLEX's Momma Joke:

    OK OK OK



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    whos lip is similar to a monkey



  249. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    hong kong towi



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    MAHIN AND RUBEL R IN EAST AS EAST



  251. tommee's Momma Joke:

    slum dog millonaire



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    MAHIN IS IN SUMDOG MILLION AIR



  253. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tommee open your plz its dark out side



  254. ...plop...'s Momma Joke:

    here we go another lecture



  255. tommee's Momma Joke:

    tomme move your breath stinks



  256. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    MAHINS DAD IS BORAT



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    darnels lip is a sllide



  258. tom's Momma Joke:

    why are u so fat



  259. Merker's Momma Joke:

    Rubens Mamma is so old that she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd Grade



  260. Merker's Momma Joke:

    Rubens moma is so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”



  261. Merker's Momma Joke:

    Tamarras mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.



  262. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    freedie is ugly



  263. Merker's Momma Joke:

    lol



  264. Merker's Momma Joke:

    If you don’t mind me asking.
    Who are you?



  265. bb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i went to her house and ate ajeely bean and she said don,t be greedy



  266. Merker's Momma Joke:

    Tamarras mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.



  267. betty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went to the army looking for souljia boy



  268. debbie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet she is world wide.



  269. betty's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she looked at the mirror and the mirror cried.



  270. debbie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid i told her to do a push up and she got a push up from the ice cream truck



  271. betty's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid the only thing stoping her from going in walmart were the doors.



  272. debbie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sat on walmart and the prices went down.



  273. Esha's Momma Joke:

    Nelson yo momma is so dumb she asked you what’s 2+2.



  274. Bad Boy's Momma Joke:

    Austens mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.



  275. michael's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl



  276. your daddy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like down south music cuz she always looks beat n screwed



  277. your daddy's Momma Joke:

    when i was bangin your mom last time she wanted 4 fingers in her, so i got her the 4piece chicken tender meal for 3,99



  278. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that when she got on the scale, it said “To be Continued”



  279. diana's Momma Joke:

    youre momma is like a vaccum cleaner after she sucks in everything she get layed in the closet.



  280. rafael's Momma Joke:

    youre momma is so skinny she hula-hoops on a cheerio.



  281. rafael's Momma Joke:

    youre momma is so stupid she forgot to put the quarters into the candy machine.



  282. rafael's Momma Joke:

    youre momma is so fat that when she layed in the ocean christopher columbus claimed the new island.



  283. rafael's Momma Joke:

    youre momma is so fat you cant tell if shes pregnant.



  284. rafael's Momma Joke:

    youre mommas lips are so fat she uses a paint roller to put lipstick on.



  285. logan (son of Judy)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she 76 & she still check’s under the bed for monsters!



  286. logan (son of Judy)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has atlantis up her @@@



  287. logan (son of Judy)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she went to the pacific ocean & the whales started singing,”we are family,even though you’re fatter than me”!



  288. logan (son of Judy)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her pinky has 10 chins



  289. seht's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat it took 10 days to complete her liposuction.



  290. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas neck so long she made jeffrey the giraffe jealous



  291. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so cheap she got a dollar menu



  292. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty her pubes look like lil waynes dreds



  293. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short i had to get on my knees



  294. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout



  295. L0u1369's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she prayed to be skinny and god said sorry i dont do miracles



  296. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she washes paper plates!



  297. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s hair is so short her cornroles look like stiches!



  298. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!



  299. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly the tide won’t even take her out!



  300. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fell asleep in the attic and woke upin the basement!



  301. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid,the doorbell rang and she opened the microwave!



  302. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her driver’s license says:
    “Picture continued on other side!”



  303. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!



  304. Sarah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so retarded it took her two hours to make minute rice!



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish



  306. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kristian needs plastic surgery for hes head



  307. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    who lives in a caravan



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kristian breath stinks like garlic bread



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    farrah ate freddie dick thats why its so small



  310. elliot's Momma Joke:

    kristian is bigfoot



  311. connor's Momma Joke:

    darnel has a lip



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    oliver look at kristians head



  313. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    haha look at farah keep lookin at freddie



  314. swine flu's Momma Joke:

    farrah gave freddy head



  315. ELLIOT's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE BILLIE JO



  316. louis's Momma Joke:

    i love kurt angle



  317. ELLIOT's Momma Joke:

    I CAN C IN THE DARK COZ I EAT MY CARROTS



  318. louis's Momma Joke:

    ANGLE LOCK



  319. OLIVER's Momma Joke:

    I DONT LIKE PATRICK COZ HE IZ GOIN OWT WIV WINNIE :(



  320. LOUIS's Momma Joke:

    I DONT LIKE PAUL COZ HE GOING OUT WITH EMMA



  321. ELLIOT's Momma Joke:

    LOVE U XXXX



  322. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    ass



  323. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    oooovoooo
    oooooooooo
    ooooooooooo
    ooooooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooooooo
    oooo oooo
    ooooooooooo



  324. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat they had to cut half her butt to find the equator!



  325. Bad Boy's Momma Joke:

    Oh well lifes shit live with it



  326. gay boy's Momma Joke:

    and just because u can tgedt her



  327. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99cent store



  328. yo moma's Momma Joke:

    i have a boner



  329. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk



  330. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old moses is in her year book



  331. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma dont got no arms saying i wanna press charches



  332. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat it takes 2 rolls 2 get off of her



  333. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she climbed over a class wall to see whats on the other side



  334. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleping bag



  335. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed



  336. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  337. BALLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    JKHKJH



  338. BALLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO UGLY DAT WEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY PAGENT DEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS !!!!!!!!



  339. BALLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIRY DAT WEN U GOT BORN U GOT CARPET BURN



  340. BALLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOO DUMB SHE TRIPPE DON A CORDLESS FONE



  341. hi's Momma Joke:

    yasirs heAD IS LIKE A MEAT BALL



  342. Patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    look at the two drop lips next to each other it looks like the eclips



  343. Tres Headd's Momma Joke:

    tres head is like maidos pupil



  344. DANNY's Momma Joke:

    TRES HEAD IS LIKE A ANTS HEAD



  345. tres mum's Momma Joke:

    50 cent lashed tres mum



  346. tres mum's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she prayed to be skinny and god said sorry i dont do miracles



  347. DANNY's Momma Joke:

    TRE HAS GOT DOWN SYNDROME



  348. PATRICKS DROPPLIP's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK AND TRE ARE LIKE MALTESERS
    PATRICK COVERS TRES HEAD WITH HIS LIP



  349. Bunny Boy's Momma Joke:

    elliot looks like the lint choclate bunny ….



  350. Patricks got crabs's Momma Joke:

    yasir wears his dads stinky clothes



  351. Bunny Boy's Momma Joke:

    elliot is the bunny boiler in balls of steel



  352. PATRICKS DROPPLIP's Momma Joke:

    UR HED IS BUMPIER THAN SOMALIAN SPEED HUMPS ON THE ROAD



  353. patriks top lip's Momma Joke:

    someones bottom lip is a diving board



  354. Post Your Momma Joke Here::):('s Momma Joke:

    :(:)



  355. Post Your Momma Joke Here::):('s Momma Joke:

    :) :(



  356. PATRICKS DROPPLIP's Momma Joke:

    SOMEONE SAID
    TRES MUM FOUND HIM IN A KINDER SUPRISE
    IN THE LIL EGG
    THATS WHY HIS HEADS THAT SHAPE



  357. Bunny Boy's Momma Joke:

    elliots crying bcoz its not easter any more



  358. patriks top lip's Momma Joke:

    patriks lip looks like it ws made from playdoe



  359. SIIR's Momma Joke:

    FREEDIE LOOKS HUNGRY HE KEEPS LOOKIN AT US



  360. Bunny Boy's Momma Joke:

    elliot still needs braces



  361. SIIR's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK YOUR GIRL SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS NOT THE 99P STORE



  362. I LOVE TOM's Momma Joke:

    TOMMEE IS A BAD MAN



  363. C-Rock's Momma Joke:

    Your momma breasts looks like 2 wet sausages in a paper bag



  364. RRRRR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she became a land mark of America



  365. RRRRR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when I looked at her for 1 second, the doctors said I was in critcal condition



  366. Alyssa Henry's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old,her social security number is1!



  367. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she hit jesus in the face



  368. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old i slapped her back and her titees fell off



  369. elliot's Momma Joke:

    FUTU FUTU



  370. TOILLE's Momma Joke:

    EILLIB OJ



  371. Petter's Momma Joke:

    Petter Is Fresh From Afriacan Bush



  372. TOILLE's Momma Joke:

    NO WERE NOT WE ARE REFERING TO YUU ELLIOT



  373. BILLIE JO's Momma Joke:

    elliot i love you my baby



  374. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    im gay 9v



  375. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    whos gay here i wanna give hed



  376. alan's Momma Joke:

    is gay



  377. alan's Momma Joke:

    i ha have a monobrow



  378. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin still has curry on his teeth



  379. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ahmeh is a pee crack hed



  380. mahin's Momma Joke:

    sudip



  381. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    my brother is a bangoly



  382. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im gay can some wan give me hed



  383. mahin's Momma Joke:

    i love tommee



  384. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo crack hed



  385. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    mahin lokks like sudip



  386. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    play dow wts gd



  387. shannon's Momma Joke:

    im an oak tree and a lamp post



  388. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    towhids mum shoots curry



  389. MAMAZ BOIIIIIIII's Momma Joke:

    AHMED BRUVA LOOKS LIKE A DURTY GERBIL AHAHAHAHAHAHA



  390. piccolo's Momma Joke:

    googly eyes plus bio



  391. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all your mums are slags and a oish and gave me hed



  392. MAMAZ BOIIIIIIII's Momma Joke:

    AHMED ESCAPED THA KP PEANUT PACKET



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u are a g…uy S…lut



  394. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    ahmed needs liserine cause hes breath stinks of shit……



  395. shannon's Momma Joke:

    when shannonn done a backflip she hit jesus



  396. perter's Momma Joke:

    playdow give me hed plz ill give u 3P



  397. taler's Momma Joke:

    ur gay



  398. Bath time's Momma Joke:

    peter you stink of fish you need a bath



  399. mahin's Momma Joke:

    man i follow tommee and i luv him so much



  400. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    talyor is a donkey



  401. MAMAZ BOIIIIIIII's Momma Joke:

    AHMED AND MAHIN ARE DURTY BUM CHYMZZ DAT FOLLOW DADDY TOMMY



  402. mahin's Momma Joke:

    my mums job is she overload curry into my dads truck



  403. mahin's Momma Joke:

    my mum sperm looks like curry



  404. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    peter give hed to a dog



  405. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u fat shit



  406. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mohamad gives hed to a dog



  407. Cold's Momma Joke:

    Towhid you need ankle warmers your swingers are to high



  408. mahin's Momma Joke:

    i fly with my ears



  409. mohamed's Momma Joke:

    i eat banana rice with my family



  410. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    taylor one of your eyebrows comes off your head



  411. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im sudip



  412. mahin's Momma Joke:

    i wank and instead of sperm curry comes out



  413. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i eat curry everyday thats why my breath kicks………



  414. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    maido your a zulu your cut out my tounge and rip out my eyes



  415. shannon's Momma Joke:

    shanon ur sooo tall ur mum is green giant



  416. taylor's Momma Joke:

    my mum is shrek and im donkey



  417. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin u need liserine



  418. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    my brother is a bangoly geek



  419. mahin's Momma Joke:

    i love begfrending tomme and gavin is sik bruv der ber cool



  420. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kp man penut



  421. towhid's Momma Joke:

    i sell curry outside my house



  422. ahmed's Momma Joke:

    i am a terrorist



  423. mahin's Momma Joke:

    towhid u wanna marry ma sister com bruv even dow shes ugly



  424. taylor's Momma Joke:

    i love tommee………………



  425. amhed's Momma Joke:

    i am a kid pnut



  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 30 seconds just because it said,”concentrate



  427. O$@mA B1nL@d3n's Momma Joke:

    mE tO aHmEd



  428. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    amhed is a fat gay cut ho cant speek english he is a guy shit



  429. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dom she got runover by a parked car



  430. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    My mum is a hairy bitch with a afro and has a monobrow MONOBROW (MONOBROW)MONOBROW!



  431. Monobrow's Momma Joke:

    Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow Monobrow 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  432. Monobrow's Momma Joke:



  433. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mono



  434. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and thought a gumball was gonna come out.



  435. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old her breast milk is dust



  436. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so black, she fell of the grand canyon and people thought darkness was falling.



  437. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor, i asked her if i could us the bathroom and she said pick a corner.



  438. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when god created her he said damn it i burned her.



  439. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she ate the cable box because she wanted a tv dinner.



  440. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, i asked her to get a color tv and she came back and said what color.



  441. marcus's Momma Joke:

    im so gay i put a weiner in my ass



  442. marcus's Momma Joke:

    i love men and little weiner



  443. Mx4life401's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when we need light all we need to do is tell her to lay down



  444. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mmomma is so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and evryone shouted taxi



  445. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hariy the only language she speaks is woki



  446. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed herself



  447. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when we seen her kicking a box down the street we asked her what she was doing she siad moving



  448. pat the baker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she fell



  449. pat the baker's Momma Joke:

    what do you call a prostituat without legs or arms cash and carry



  450. anthony va's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, when she took a license picture in california,the camera man had to go to ney york city just to take a picture of half of her body



  451. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so white the towns people mistaked her a a saltine cracker

    yo momma is so ugly she mistake her self as michal jackson



  452. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she got to run around the shower to get wet



  453. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when i raped her last night she said “thank you”



  454. Lardo (yo mamas nickname)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat you have to take a train and 2 buses to get to her good side

    Yo mama so fat jesus had to poke her with a stick to get her to move and give light

    Yo mama so fat that when jesus accepted her into heaven, there was no room left



  455. JRA237's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so lazy on a weekend she ate cookies for breakfast



  456. john's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old i asked her to act her age and she died



  457. john's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she failed a survey



  458. Dick's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that she named the moon



  459. Dick's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw



  460. Nikki147's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when Santa was delivering your gifts, she said “My god! How do you always look so thin and good all year round?”



  461. Cuba :)'s Momma Joke:

    Hii Im Cuba



  462. Cuba :)'s Momma Joke:

    Hi Im Cuba



  463. Cuba :)'s Momma Joke:

    i like dick :)



  464. Cuba :)'s Momma Joke:

    it taste like salt :)



  465. Cuba :)'s Momma Joke:

    and sugar sometimes wen i poor sirup on it :)



  466. cuba's Momma Joke:

    elliot the rabbit



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sugar lips



  468. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin drinks red bull



  469. Nikki :)'s Momma Joke:

    haha look art aaron’s hair



  470. waste man's Momma Joke:

    cubas a waste man



  471. haha's Momma Joke:

    hahah



  472. cuba's Momma Joke:

    u alll r sxy



  473. Aaron :)'s Momma Joke:

    Ginger :)



  474. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    kristian breath stinks like garlic bread…………..



  475. Aaron :)'s Momma Joke:

    Freddie looks hungry :)
    Gett in My Belly :)



  476. cuba's Momma Joke:

    whos wants hed for 3p



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    who lip is a bouncy castle……….



  478. haha's Momma Joke:

    aarons gay with his dad



  479. qweerwe's Momma Joke:

    rthybfg



  480. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin still has curry on hes top lip



  481. qweerwe's Momma Joke:

    freddie says he wants his baby back ribs



  482. Sudip's Momma Joke:

    fafet



  483. po's Momma Joke:

    wasted cuba



  484. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mahin stared in east is east



  485. cuba's Momma Joke:

    monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey



  486. po's Momma Joke:

    winner of the fat contest is fredie in first place



  487. Anonymous 2's Momma Joke:

    petter is frest from the bush
    oliver has 1 eyebrow
    aaron is a ginger mix AND match
    louis just loves dot 2 dot
    fred is fat barstard
    elliot is a miuxed race rabbit
    darnels lip is a bouncy castle



  488. yy's Momma Joke:

    fdb



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    do1
    do1
    do1
    ………….



  490. tommee's Momma Joke:

    needs listerine



  491. yy's Momma Joke:

    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



  492. lippy's Momma Joke:

    darnel ain’t from shipton hes from lipton



  493. the greatest's Momma Joke:

    im the greatest



  494. Tunami's Momma Joke:

    i swear hes name is a channel



  495. mystery's Momma Joke:

    do2
    do2
    do2



  496. Tunami's Momma Joke:

    go bak to 7c :)



  497. Tunami's Momma Joke:

    yur a begg friend :)



  498. tommee's Momma Joke:

    i love my mum



  499. Tunami's Momma Joke:

    i give brains who wants it



  500. tommee's Momma Joke:

    tunami ill watch u today



  501. Anonymous 2's Momma Joke:

    i tide tumanis sister up and mad her give me hed den ick my bum crack



  502. tommee's Momma Joke:

    and ill see your mcdonalds sign to persuade to come



  503. tommee's Momma Joke:

    your eyebrow!!!!!!!!!!!



  504. darnel's Momma Joke:

    chek tumanis crep



  505. darnel's Momma Joke:

    alie tumanis ugly



  506. cuba's Momma Joke:

    can i join u tunami



  507. LIP's Momma Joke:

    some1 just hit me in my eye with his lip



  508. kristen's Momma Joke:

    i live in a church im a very holy man



  509. darnel's Momma Joke:

    i love my bop lip



  510. WASTED's Momma Joke:

    wastemans



  511. 12345678's Momma Joke:

    check out da teachers flab



  512. kristen's Momma Joke:

    weres da half baptised stuie



  513. darnel's Momma Joke:

    bopbopbopbop to the top



  514. darnel's Momma Joke:

    get closer to me and ill use my breath ray



  515. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my lip hurts



  516. kristen's Momma Joke:

    holy man i bath in holy water



  517. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u r all sad



  518. omegablk18's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she tripped off of wal-mart , bounced off of K-mart and landed right on target



  519. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is soo fat wen she jumped for joy she got stuck



  520. lil gangster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid, she robbed a bank and hid in the police car.



  521. lil gangster's Momma Joke:

    What do you call a black pope?

    Holy Shit



  522. sissysweets's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the gears



  523. sissysweets's Momma Joke:

    hey where are all of you at i wanna boyfriend cuz my boyfriend just dumped me



  524. hghghghghghghhgh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scaple, it said: “Um, uh, @#%$@ LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!!”



  525. Cuda :)'s Momma Joke:

    Hii :)



  526. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooooo dumb she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch



  527. mike mahnke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so digusting i asked her least favorite animal was and she said CAMEL TOE



  528. mike mahnke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the t.v. and said ”look im watching paperview”



  529. mike mahnke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy bigfoot took pictures of her



  530. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing “We are family! Even though your fatter than me!”



  531. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Your momma soooo fat when she jumped, she got stuck in the air!



  532. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooo poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street, i asked her what she wuz doin and she said she wuz moving!



  533. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo fat, when she sits around the house, she sits aaarrround the house!



  534. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooo poor, i went into her house and asked if i could use the bathroom, she said “pick a corner”



  535. J0k3r4LIFE's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo fat she saw a bus drive by and she yelled “twinkey!”



  536. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she went to a grocery store and starved to death!!!!



  537. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store one night she starved to death!!!!!!



  538. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white she make sour cream look black!!!



  539. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairs there only language she speaks is chubacka drrrr!! drrrr!!!



  540. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean the ocean jumped out and said ill wait my turn



  541. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when her friend asked her to go buy a colored tv she asked wat color!!!!



  542. nikhil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor pushed her back in



  543. dumass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so white shes whiter then snow



  544. dumass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she puts a red dress on everybody said hey koollaid



  545. Lumonia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sees brown slugbugs she says “I’m coocoo for cocoa puffs!”



  546. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so dirty that when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and sed / hold up / what a min / put a little bleach in it



  547. sherry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty that when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and sed / hold up / wate a min / put a little bleach in it



  548. SUCK A NUT's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’SO STUPID THAT SHE BOUGHT A BAG OF SUN CHIPS
    SHE stuck A CHIP OUT IN THE SUN TO SEE IF IT WOULD TASTE BETTER



  549. fresh frezzey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sodumb she robbed a bank then hidd in the police car……..



  550. ThA1U?'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she signed up for an ugly contest and they said, “sorry no pros aloud”



  551. ThA1U?'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat in her car and said when did i get a low rider



  552. GJGJG's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!



  553. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she called me i got an ear infection



  554. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas ass sooooo is harry it looks lik donky kong about to jump out and say holy america



  555. little joe's Momma Joke:

    you momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she turned too stone



  556. little joe's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid she thought 2 + 2 was 22



  557. little joe's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly when she died not even the devil would take her



  558. Garrett's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side



  559. vaness's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got a light bulb and tried to put a battery in it



  560. vaness's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she dosnt have to dress up on Halloween



  561. vaness's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat people who liked her face they made a knew word ‘fataliciose’



  562. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she left the kids at
    Michael Jackson’s daycare



  563. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas a ghetto vampire and flunked a blood test



  564. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she goes to bed with a bag of hersheys so she can have sweet dreams



  565. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a cup of hot water, always getting tea-bagged



  566. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath so strong when she blew on the birthday cake the candles ignited



  567. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas throat so strong she can gargle hommus



  568. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she has cheese-burger lip gloss



  569. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty her vibrator needs anti-biotics



  570. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she wears ‘converse’ it says ‘conversation’



  571. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so racist she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the black ones



  572. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    no one can beat me at yo momma jokes.

    Challenge me I dare you.

    100% originality. I dont use internet jokes, I think up my own.



  573. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so greasy she can slide on sand-paper



  574. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so white it looks like she sucked off the milkman



  575. .'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the only letters she knows are K, F and C!



  576. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she got baptised in seaworld



  577. little joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that she stole money from a hobbo



  578. little joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she stole trash from a hobbo



  579. little joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she uses blankets as a tissue



  580. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny that she uses dental floss for toilet paper



  581. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she poses for trophies



  582. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short when she steped in a pudle she drowned



  583. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license



  584. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat in class she sat next to everyone



  585. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old when i told her to act her age she died



  586. CARTMAN's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid, she married a carpenter just to get nailed



  587. CARTMAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate



  588. CARTMAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so at, she fell in love and broke it



  589. CARTMAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama has been passed around by so many guys that her nickname was “spalding”



  590. CARTMAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, you have to grease the frame of a door and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through



  591. ricky's Momma Joke:

    i didnt want to laugh at your mom but the floor was cracking up



  592. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she went to the movies she saw a sign that said under 17 not admitted so she went and got 16 friends



  593. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread



  594. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to put m and ms in alphabetical order



  595. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas farts stink so bad that barack obama declared boilogical warfare



  596. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she married a trash can just to get dumped



  597. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to blow out a light bulb



  598. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas farts stink soooo bad that people name each of her farts



  599. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass window just to see what was on the other side



  600. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she got a bible signed by jesus



  601. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she baby sat jesus



  602. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when a bus came by she yelled out twinkies



  603. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed



  604. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when her husband said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon



  605. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she got banned from the food channel



  606. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her belly button gets 15 minutes home before she does



  607. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down



  608. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat and stupid when a bus came by she saw a bus full of white kids and yelled chase the twnkie!



  609. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid i told her to get me a colored tv and she asked what color



  610. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so lazy she came in last place on a recent snail marathon



  611. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she bunjie jumps she goes to hell



  612. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  613. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    that joke is so old Jesus said it at the last supper



  614. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    ricky has the shittest jokes. sum1 tell me a joke thats original.



  615. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas boobs so wooden she breast feeds beavers



  616. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she stole a free sample



  617. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma stink so bad, she made speed stick slow down.



  618. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous ive heard those jokes 1000 times



  619. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she bleeds ketchup



  620. unkn0wn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty i asked her what will we eat for dinner she jumped on the table opened her legs and yelled out crabs



  621. Mubasshir's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat , when she passes by the tv i mi
    ss 2 episodes



  622. Suhail's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so dum she tried to kill a fish by drowning it



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she saw a bus filled with white kids she said. “STOP THAT TWINKI



  624. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stpid she got lock herself in a car



  625. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    The back of yo momma neck look like a pair of hot dogs



  626. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  627. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got a “waterdome” head



  628. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    someone tell a joke already!!!



  629. Tylerssssssssss's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat it takes to plane rides and a bus ride to get to her good side!



  630. Tylerssssssssss's Momma Joke:

    hey anyone in the chat room???



  631. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide



  632. crazyang's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that she has afros on her tits



  633. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she was on the Raiders when they had both eyes!!!



  634. JJJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short that when I talk to her, I can see the person behind her!!



  635. Jeffrey Graham's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly,she made Jesus get back on the cross



  636. 33's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she on BOTH sides on the family



  637. aaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat even fat Albert gave her the right to say hey hey hey



  638. momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped=]] lmao!



  639. ayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continue



  640. ayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she could walk on water



  641. gayden's Momma Joke:

    Hi b



  642. mama said's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she called me for my number



  643. big dick's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacuime cleaner she sucks she blows and gets layed in the closet



  644. Joke master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid She thought Masterbation was a karate teacher!



  645. johnny bik's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat half the bailout money is going to her grocery bill



  646. johnny bik's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the other half of the bailout money is going to charmin



  647. Yo MAMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s soooo old she she saw Jesus being born



  648. Yo MAMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she gave birth to god

    ( No religious depletion in tended)



  649. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly people said take off yo mask it ain’t halloween no more P.S. naruto fan any1



  650. kp4's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum and fruity she walked up to a fruit and said r u fruity



  651. kp4's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, when she tells her you shes going to get a new car, she comes back with a wagon



  652. kp4's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DARK WHEN U TURN OFF THE LIGHTS U SEE FLOOTING BALLS



  653. fatmommajokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy her fleas sing in the jungle the mighty jungle



  654. fatmommajokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell off all 4 sides of the bed



  655. fatmommajokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  656. Ephemyper's Momma Joke:

    Hi, outgoing posts there :-) through’s for the interesting advice



  657. ELL OH ELL's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she was arrested for looking at people



  658. ELL OH ELL's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she makes onions cry



  659. Laikss.'s Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor she uses her sweat to have a bath ..



  660. Laikss.'s Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor that once she has used toilet roll she hangs it out to dry..



  661. landryisgay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looks like landry



  662. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s breath stinks so bad the C.I.A. wants to use it as a torture method.



  663. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb, on her community college admission paperwork
    she wrote down ebonics as her proposed major.



  664. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor, she couldn’t qualify to move into a homeless shelter.



  665. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly, blind guys won’t date her.



  666. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor, she buys reconditioned tampons at the dollar store.



  667. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so butch, she showers with the men at the local gym.



  668. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ghetto, she has a holster for her crack pipe.



  669. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when walking down the sidewalk the department
    of transportation requires her to wear a sign that says, wide load.



  670. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb, rather than read the pages of a book, she uses them
    to wipe her ass and blow her nose.



  671. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad, hair stylists use her breath to straighten
    hair.



  672. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, the tires of the Jumbo jet airplane she was flying in were
    blown out upon landing.



  673. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she converted an old industrial refrigerator into her lunch
    box.



  674. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ghetto whore, she doesn’t wash the many cum stains out
    of her dress to help identify who the father is.



  675. Sharon.W.Dzwairo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she farts she lands on the moon.



  676. joesmama's Momma Joke:

    tunbfB VWZHD F



  677. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections



  678. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to drive a spandex car



  679. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to a bed matress for a tampon



  680. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid you walk in the front door and shes asks wat are you doin with that gay smerf



  681. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made monster truck tires go flat



  682. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she craps it registers 8 on the Richter scale.



  683. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so lesbo, when she breathes cats come running thinking it’s time for dinner.



  684. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so butch, her vibrator has to meet E.P.A. emission standards.



  685. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ghetto she uses newspapers for diapers.



  686. Jamie lee mcmullan-im only 12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat That when she wears her yellow rain coat everyone shouts TAXI!



  687. prettynena's Momma Joke:

    nikkas said yo momma so fat when she walk all you hear is mooooooo



  688. prettynena's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they mistaking her for the good year blimp



  689. keziyah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that she got three sizes. Jombo, Humongus, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING THIS WAY!



  690. keziyah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.



  691. keziyah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that she waves a piece of ice around and calles it air conditioning.



  692. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she had an orgasism why’ll doing the chicken noodle soup she lets it rain and clears it out…



  693. alex martine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she had an orgasism why’ll doing the chicken noodle soup she lets it rain and clears it out…



  694. johnathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she has a wee-wee



  695. johnathan's Momma Joke:

    shoulda had a v8



  696. will's Momma Joke:

    she sucks the air out of basketballs



  697. tha joker's Momma Joke:

    pubes



  698. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    Y WOULD ANYBODY GET ON THIS GAY SIGHT



  699. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    COFFEE MAKES ME SO HYPER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS JUST CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!



  700. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    THE MAKER OF THIS SIGHT IS GAY



  701. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    THE MAKER OF THIS SIGHT LOVES WEE WEES



  702. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    THE MAKER OF THIS SITE IS STUPID



  703. mrs. davenport i love cheese's Momma Joke:

    THE MAKER OF THIS SIGHT HATES BLACK PEOPLE



  704. Derick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she poored her period in a cup and added suger and said it was koolaid



  705. aple's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket and it’s raining people start to sing: ”Here comes the sun, doo da doo doo
    Here comes the sun, and I say
    It’s alright

    Little darling
    It’s been a long, cold, lonely winter
    Little darling
    It feels like years since it’s been here

    Here comes the sun
    Here comes the sun, and I say
    It’s alright

    Little darling
    The smiles returning to the faces
    Little darling
    It seems like years since it’s been here

    Here comes the sun
    Here comes the sun, and I say
    It’s alright

    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

    Little darling
    I see the ice is slowly melting
    Little darling
    It seems like years since it’s been clear

    Here comes the sun
    It’s alright
    It’s alright



  706. King Kong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ghetto, the store clerk tells her before ringing her up; they
    don’t accept food stamps.



  707. bigfoot's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas dick so hairy it looks like big foot



  708. uriutq's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas given more rides than amtrac!!!



  709. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth



  710. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are wack think of some new ones and the period on is just plain nasty the only funny one was about the rugburn



  711. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own area code



  712. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly test they said sorry no proffessionals



  713. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside



  714. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she tried to put skittle in abc order



  715. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



  716. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when she drops a penny and someone steps on it she yells HEY GET OFF MY PAYCHECK!!!!!



  717. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so white she makes micheal jackson look black



  718. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got fired at a banana shop for throwing away all the bent ones



  719. bub's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she turned madusa to stone



  720. martha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupied in high school in spanish class they said do an assay so she had sex with a mexican,essay essay



  721. martha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she sat back with jessus in the thrird grade



  722. martha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family.



  723. bub's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she sit around the house she really sits AROUND the
    house



  724. 32874784378's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like hevey meatle every body bangs her



  725. bub's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat shes in EVERYONE’S jokes



  726. buvhvhvhvhvhv's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat a bus hit her and she said WHO THREW THAT ROCK



  727. 32874784378's Momma Joke:

    i did not know yo mama sleeps with a teddy bear perhaps she gets lonely at nite



  728. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat a bus with white kids went by she said STOP THAT TWINKIES



  729. GAMERR_xXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s So Dumb, She Got Fired From The M&M Factory For Throwing Out All Of The W’s



  730. GAMERR_xXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, her butt-crack looks like the grand canyon



  731. GAMERR_xXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like Railroad Tracks, She’s Laid All Across The Country



  732. GAMERR_xXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a Bus, Shes Big, She Stinks, and you only have to pay a Dollar to ride her



  733. GAMERR_xXx's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so Dumb, She got Locked in a Grocery Store and Starved to Death



  734. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she gos into ahaunted house she comes out with a job application



  735. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat superman couldnt lift her



  736. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought soulja boy would never come back from iraq



  737. none's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when someone asks are you pulling my leg, she says which one



  738. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought soulja boy would never come back from iraq



  739. Michael in tha BAY's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is soooo fat when she was 6 and she ran away from home, they had to post her missing picture on all 4 sides of the MILK CARTON



  740. Jonathan Bobadilla's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that when she heard about paper view, she put a paper in the tv.



  741. im doin this on mi psp's Momma Joke:

    ur mom



  742. Sagar Thakuri's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so damn stupid! she thought Osama Bin Laden was a Muslim God.



  743. Sagar Thakuri's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma! so wicked, she kicked the beggar by the side of the road and seized all his alms.



  744. Sagar Thakuri's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma! so fat, her gigantic ass forced a ceasefire.



  745. Sagar Thakuri's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma! so slim, the wind blew her away.



  746. Sagar Thakuri's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma! so damn stupid, when she was abducted, she thought they were taking her to a surprise party!



  747. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor she asked a homeless man to brow money



  748. the one and only bitch ya harrrrrrrrrrrr's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she said how do i use the bathroom



  749. the one and only bitch ya harrrrrrrrrrrr's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she asked how to spell dog..



  750. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas a broke-ass emo and has to paper cut her wrists



  751. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly people said take off yo mask it ain’t halloween no more P.S. naruto fan any1



  752. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO OLD SHE OWN JESUS A DOLLAR



  753. kinard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got to use a matress for a tampon



  754. darien's Momma Joke:

    racist bitch



  755. 7's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma acts so white in public whenever she says teh n word heads turn



  756. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her belly button



  757. LUIS's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty i asked her what will we eat for dinner she jumped on the table opened her legs and yelled out crabs



  758. LUIS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT HE HAS A DICK



  759. LUIS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacuime cleaner she sucksTHE blows and gets layed in the closet



  760. 2's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can, i asked her what she was doin, she said moving



  761. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yea i work in da 7/11 my friend just like ur moma its open 24/7



  762. sahar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.



  763. laris momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like mcdonalds over 99 billion served



  764. runescape lover's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly when she went 2 safe-way it wasnt safe anymore

    andu might not no whats safe way its some store in seatle and i play runescape

    my runscape Name is evra von30

    and i aint telling you the pass….



  765. runescape lover's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly when she went 2 safe-way it wasnt safe anymore

    andu might not no whats safe way its some store in seatle and i play runescape

    my runscape Name is evra von30

    and i aint telling you the pass….



  766. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a vaccum cleaner, cuz mexicans are always turning her on



  767. jonas#1fan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when I went to her house i lit a match and cocroaches came out and sang “clap your hands stomp your feet thank the lord weve got some heat!”



  768. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she came up to a blind kids they called the cops



  769. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that when i went into her house cocroaches came out of the walls and sang clap yuor hands stomp your feet thank the lord we got some heat



  770. yo yo yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she brought wood to the movie saw



  771. nate's Momma Joke:

    if you all repent and ask jesus for your forgiveness and tell him you belive he died on the cross and forgave your sins, you can live with jesus god and all the christains in eternal life

    this is not a joke just my way of witnessing, and telling the good news of jesus christ



  772. Ephemyper's Momma Joke:

    Good afternoon! Kiev Girl information there. escort model men. Your Kyivska prostitute Rybka. You can visit my blog.



  773. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old she remembers when the sun was blue.



  774. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so big and so dumb she thought the Washington Monument was the Jolly Green Giant’s toothpick.



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so big she makes the Jolly Green Giant look like Mini-Me.



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so big she makes the Jolly Green Giant look like Mini-Me.



  777. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she makes Fat Albert look like Twiggy.



  778. DNA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly and so hairy she walked into a museum and they thought she was a neanderthal.



  779. DNA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when I yell “dinner” a river of drool goes down the stairs into the kitchen.



  780. DNA's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so ugly she went to hell but the devil sent her back.



  781. DNA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she got a wrecking ball just to open up a snack machine.



  782. roman's Momma Joke:

    yo mom smell like gladys



  783. tira's Momma Joke:

    roman a fat ass bitch he should sue mc donolds



  784. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny she turned sideways and disApeerd



  785. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that people use her as a trampiine



  786. Mr-dem and J-Spitz's Momma Joke:

    your mama is like a mosquito. You have to slap her to get her to stop suckin



  787. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she went to the army looking for souja boy



  788. Hair Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    hahahaha that diss below me is good.

    Originality (Y)



  789. Geoff's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that not even Chuck Norris would do her



  790. joseph's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dark that when she fell off a roof everybody said “darkness falls”



  791. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a roller coaster everyone gets a turn



  792. HhHhh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid when i asked her for a color tv she came back and asked “what color”

    Yo mamma so stupid she stared at the orange juice box for an hour cause it said “concentrate”

    Yo mamma so fat she went to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mamma so fat that when she was born there was an earthquake



  793. natalie's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat and stupid she thought the credit crunch was a biscuit



  794. joseph's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ghetto that when she breast feeds kool aid comes out



  795. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas head is so big the kids climbed in her ear and said hey look its a bounce house



  796. KASPA's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so nasty dat when she masterbates she got arrested for animal cruelty !



  797. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she still goes bananan..umpp na…damn tell her to stop…



  798. Blanc's Momma Joke:

    Hair Jordan fan’s mama is so full of shit coz all she does da whole day is take dump



  799. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she wiegh herself and u she said I won the game and you lost



  800. jordan's Momma Joke:

    blanc your mama so dumb she traded her car for a diry penny



  801. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a duracell battery she goes on and on



  802. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so damn she kill her friends bye a knife and she is so damn



  803. Bryan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a roller coaster, everyone wants a ride but when they get off they’re dizzy!



  804. jordan's Momma Joke:

    bryan mama so crazy she didn’t let you write mama jokes because she thought it was about her



  805. jordan's Momma Joke:

    anonymous yor mama is so fat they thought your mama was a trampoline got moded



  806. jordan's Momma Joke:

    thank you my fans you have funny jokes but I am the master of mama jokes



  807. jordan's Momma Joke:

    DEAR, anonymous yo mama so fat she went down the stairs instead broke the stairs. your enemy ,JORDAN



  808. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when their was a car acciedent she the air bag



  809. dnice's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma smell like the end of my ass



  810. david santana's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she cant spell a 5 year old spell beterrthen her



  811. david santana's Momma Joke:

    if you the master at mama jokes yo mamma the master at master bating



  812. david santana's Momma Joke:

    yo you were and accident



  813. david santana's Momma Joke:

    you mam cant stop sucking my dick beacuose i slap her ass evry day



  814. hella ya's Momma Joke:

    wat



  815. madeira's Momma Joke:

    you mamas so stupid she put a battery up her butt and yelled
    I GOT THE POWER!!!



  816. madeira's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she walked past a mime and he said dambbb
    [mimes dont TALK FOR CRAP]



  817. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so greesy she uses bacon for bandaids



  818. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she stepped on ascale and it said to be continued



  819. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and i asked her
    what she was doing and she said moving!



  820. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid taped a peace of paper to the tv and said im watching paper view



  821. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she took 2 steps and she ran out of world



  822. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she put manays on asprine



  823. madeira's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat shes got more chins then a chiness phine book

    [chiness have the last name chin alot so like ya it works out]



  824. kyle's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and miss



  825. Kyle Crilly's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so dumb she try to fight the air, ya mum is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look skiny, ya mum is so dumb she thinks there are 2 michael jackson, ya mum is so ugly she put the boogy man out of work, ya mum is so dumb she make peter griffen look like a nerd, ya mum is so hairy when she went to the zoo the monkeys said hi, ya mum is so dumb that she steard at a juice box for 2 hours cause it said ’stop, look, listen & think’



  826. your momma is so poor's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor when she got a sheet of paper she took it home for her printer



  827. your momma is so poor's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so poor when i gave her a doller and she said yes welfare



  828. Heather's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she saw a yellow school full of white kids she said stop that twinkie



  829. gay momma's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so gay shes just so gay



  830. mp3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate



  831. mp3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that they shot a surviverman episode in there



  832. mp3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to take the trash out but the trash took her out!



  833. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought 2pak shakoor was a juish holliday



  834. anna cyrus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto she washes paper plates,yo momma is so stupid she studdied for a blood test,yo momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops ,yo momma is so ugly the only thing attracted to her is gravity,yo momma is so stupid she went to a library and siad”i will have a large fry and a shake” the librarian said”this is a library” yo momma whispers”i iwll have a large fry with a shake”



  835. kurrensy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so short sh committed sucide by jumping off the curb



  836. maria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stuped that she stoled free sampels your mama is so fat she changed her nickname to lardo yo mama is so fat when she jum[ped from the she went up



  837. maria's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that they shot a surviverman episode in there

    856
    yo mama is so stupid she stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate
    you mamma is so gay shes just so gay

    yo mamma is so fat when she saw a yellow school full of white kids she said stop that twinkie



  838. virus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dont need be famous shes already worldwide



  839. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so poor, that she cannot even shop in Harrods. Oh yes brother i went there.



  840. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dark, she makes wesly snipes look like an albino



  841. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so gay shes straight



  842. Liam Gourlay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dump she locked herself into a toilet and peed her pants



  843. Liam Gourlay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she sat on the telly and watched the couch



  844. Liam Gourlay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas lazier than Biggy Small’s left eye



  845. Liam Gourlay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat , when she put on her yellow rainjacket people though she was a taxi



  846. Liam Gourlay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when she put on a blue bunjee jump cord people thought the sky was falling



  847. shawn's Momma Joke:

    i thought this was a diss off not a rap song and last night i saw your mom wearing your dads thong.



  848. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she makes butthead and beavis look like nobel prize winners



  849. JOSE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE



  850. BIGB19's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HET 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTS!!!!!!



  851. Texaco Shawty!'s Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so black, that when she wears yellow lipstick they call her “Cheeseburger”!



  852. Texaco Shawty!'s Momma Joke:

    Reporter: So, your mother really don’t wear no draws?

    Innocent bystander: Why do you say that?

    Reporter: Because, I saw her when she took ‘em off! (LOL)



  853. BETHANY!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that on her drivers licence it said picture continued on other side!



  854. heda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat i put a pound in her belly and 2 snickers fell owt lol



  855. heda's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped owt lol



  856. SEXITRICK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat Dora couldnt explorer



  857. britbrat58@aol.com's Momma Joke:



  858. britbrat58@aol.com's Momma Joke:

    Hey everybody alo me I liove people and I swear im not ugly



  859. britbrat58@aol.com's Momma Joke:

    I MEANT AOL me



  860. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she scare away gorrilas



  861. Chloe's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that she has more distance than AT&T



  862. Chloe's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that she has more distance than AT&T



  863. branden 222's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that she looks like a bowl of jelly ?



  864. branden 222's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she kept eating to mutch choclate that willy wonka and the cholate factory popt out?



  865. i have a big ass's Momma Joke:

    all yall jokes are lame as hell and yall some some stupid bitches



  866. shewna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and shittles popped out!!!!!



  867. shewna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!



  868. Yomammamaster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept



  869. Yomammamaster's Momma Joke:

    To mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  870. Yomammamaster's Momma Joke:

    To mamma is so fat she puts maynoise on her asprin



  871. Yomammamaster's Momma Joke:

    Yomamma is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds



  872. Yomammamaster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphebetical order



  873. allayyy's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat even dora couldnt explore her !!



  874. allayyy's Momma Joke:

    ye4y



  875. alliee's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat even Dora couldn’t explore her !!



  876. brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly it looks like her neck threw up!!



  877. NATA de CO co's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she swam with the whales they sang “we are family”



  878. unkn0wn's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA LIKE A RACECAR DRIVER , SHE BURN LOTS OF RUBBERS!!



  879. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she locked herself in a food store and died of starvation! top that 1 world.



  880. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so stupid shes like railroad tracks she gets laid all over the country!ya



  881. aka joombox's Momma Joke:

    your momma so small she does backflips under her bed



  882. cordell's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas are so stupid she sat on her cellphone and she said i have a booty call



  883. YoMommaQueen's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s so getto when she breastfed, Koolaid came out.



  884. YoMommaQueen's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so stupid when she saw school bus filled with white kids she yelled “TWINKIE!!!”.



  885. Matthew The Joke Master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and black that when she took a swim in the ocean a plane flew over and reported a oil spill!! top that losers



  886. Matthew The Joke Master's Momma Joke:

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