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323 Yo Momma Jokes in “May 2012 Yo Mama Jokes”

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  1. Mohamed Osman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat , God looked up and said ” DANG look at the size of that thing “



  2. H's Momma Joke:

    Spam



  3. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  4. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  5. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her belly button has a echo



  6. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that Steven Tyler suggested plastic surgery



  7. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  8. chris mazzei's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor



  9. CARLOS AND GUSTAVO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOLD THIS JOKE



  10. CARLOS AND GUSTAVO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF WHITE WAS ROLLING SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE



  11. CARLOS AND GUSTAVO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT AND BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO THE OCEAN THEY SHE WAS A OIL SPILL



  12. CARLOS AND GUSTAVO's Momma Joke:

    YES I KNOW I MESSED UP BUT WERE AWSOME LIKE THAT



  13. Elsie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fake,she made Michael Jackson stand up and say “now you wanna be startin’ something?” “You got to be startin’ something!”



  14. Elsie's Momma Joke:

    I know it’s stupid i was bored so i made it up :/ Make fun of it i don’t really care lol



  15. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.



  16. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t need the internet, she’s already WORLDWIDE!



  17. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.



  18. Cream Filled's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, this was her best username.



  19. Yo mama is like a hokey player she showers after 3 periods's Momma Joke:

    Skullkid



  20. Yo mama so dumb she diled 911 on her microrave's Momma Joke:

    Skullkid



  21. Skullkid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor in newyork she fights rats for bread crumbs



  22. Skullkid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a chineses baffet all u can eat 9.95



  23. Skullkid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama only has one toe and one knee and people call her toe-knee 2. Yo mama is like the is like a dirty subways you don’t all ways eat freash



  24. Skullkid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is like a can of soda just sit back and open her up 2. You mama is like the internet she is free to the public 3. Yo mama is like a to month old fruit she’s not fresh



  25. R's Momma Joke:

    R



  26. Ian Sarpy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she put the window down in the rain..!!!



  27. Yo mama is like thin wood she stif and easy to nail's Momma Joke:

    Skullkid



  28. jojo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor,she can’t afford to be broke



  29. yo mama is so dumb she took a t.v remote to the cinemas's Momma Joke:

    toddy



  30. your mama is so fat when she went to th cinemas she was sitting next 2 every1's Momma Joke:

    jayden is the best



  31. bob's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat dora cant explore her!



  32. XrayVoltage's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she went to space and fell down



  33. MIchael's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the airlines had to put her in the cargo department



  34. Olivia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainb oand skittles poped out!



  35. mathew's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma so fat she sat on countdown and the prices went down



  36. mathew's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



  37. mt57's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she seen a school bus filled with white kids and yelled “Stop that twinkie!!!”



  38. tm75's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack!



  39. mmtt5566's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so greasy when she went to the cinema and they used to put butter on the popcorn.



  40. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat even her shadow has streach marks



  41. Aaron's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat when sshe walked by the tv i missed three episodes



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in 2nd grade



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moma so fat she makes sumo wreslers look skinny



  44. Yo mama is so stupid she brings her own crabs to the beach's Momma Joke:

    Isaac b



  45. Amjad's Momma Joke:

    umm i think i am going to start recording vidoes of babies doing funny things, because these vidoes get atleast, over 3 million views. Well here i go!



  46. Archie's Momma Joke:

    Le4ser man boken TRO och Vetande2,0 ff6rfattat av Christer Sturmark utgiven 2006-2007 samt tro o. vedtnae av Ingemar Hedenius utgiven av Fri tanke ff6rl.2009 t.ex ff6rste5r man Christers ste5ndpunkt be4ttre, har du ens le4st dessa bf6cker?Vore intressant om Geerle ,He5kan W. el. andra kom med vettig kritik ang. dessa bf6cker t.ex.Christer bf6r inte de4mpa sig alls ang, he4vda att gud NOG inte finns t.ex obs, ordet nog e4r f6dmjukt de5 man inser att man inte vet att man inte vet ne5got , det e4r skillnad pe5 att se4ga att jag vet att gud inte finns o. gud finns nog inte , alltse5 nog inte e4r f6dmjukt o. e4rligt i detta samamhang, el.hur?Jag f6nskar att det fanns Fler pers. som Christer Sturmark i samhe4lls debatten , med samma e5sikter ork o. engageman o.s.v.Hellre det e4n flerreligif6sa imamer, pre4ster o. pastorer m.m. som inte kan backa up vad de se4ger o. pe5ste5r i le4ngden t.ex. (Persn. e5sikter)



  47. Sandra's Momma Joke:

    Jane,Have a wonderful, sun-filled vticaaon!I love your books because:They deal with issues that women are dealing with and the complications and conflicts of our daily lives;Characters that are believable; they could be my friends/neighbors/family;Great dialogue, not just paragraphs of thoughts or descriptions of feelings, but speech that reveals them instead;Great pacing and exposition;Endings that really end naturally, no tricks or leaving the reader hanging or puzzled.



  48. Tony's Momma Joke:

    why would she ly aboue being pregnant? be pttery obvious in 9 mo when she didn’t give birth! have your friend go buy pregnancy test brand That he trust.then have him give it to his gf.hav her pee.then wait together 3 min see if it positivesimple as that.then she can prove she didn’t have some other pregnant lady pee on stick.



  49. Ff's Momma Joke:

    Get on jm



  50. Hairline joke's Momma Joke:

    Your moms hairline rises up like the falcons

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