Yo momma so old her memory is black and white,
Yo momma so old she walked in a antique store and they kept her,
Yo momma so stupid she walked into a antique store and asked”whats new”
Yo momma so fat the only day she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed.
yo mom is like train tracks she always gets laid, yo mom is like a door knob evrybody gets a turn, yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and the president popped out and said get yo fat ass of me i need air
yo mom is so dirty i picked her up at the zoo las nite, yo mom is so dirty the animal patrol came lookin fo her, yo mom is so dirty i think i adopted her from the zoo
yo mom is so ugly she had problems tryi n to catch the lepruchaun on april, yo mom is so fat even free willie refused to swim with her, yo mom is so dumb she tried to put together a puzzle and said this puzzle is broken, yo momma is so dumb she had problems tryin to find her way through her foodmaxx, yo mom is so dirtynot even the zoo animals would let her pet them
Moo! Yo momma so black she took off her clothes and went as the invisible man for halloween.
Yo momma ugly when she walks into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Moo!
yo mamma is so gay, she cant even fit on the toilet causs shes so gay!!!oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so hairy she thought she had chewbacca in a head lock.
yo momma is so fat she played pool with the planets.
yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
mommy got old so much i tried 2 fly away using my testicles, however it wuz proble-e-e-e-e-echickachicka matic cuz my salad told me 2 stop dressing her. so i did. afterwards we had magical, erotic sex.
Posted: May 11th, 2007
Yo momma so old her memory is black and white,
Yo momma so old she walked in a antique store and they kept her,
Yo momma so stupid she walked into a antique store and asked”whats new”
Yo momma so fat the only day she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed.
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo momma so ugly her birthcertifacate is a apapolgy letter
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
=p
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
=p
Posted: May 11th, 2007
yo momma so fatshe just fat
Posted: May 11th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN I RANG THE DOOR BELL THE TIOLET FLUSHED
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington’s NOSE!
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Snoop Dogg belongs to Charlie Brown!
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick!
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!
Posted: May 12th, 2007
ur momma so ugly, when she walked into a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on, which sent u to college
Posted: May 12th, 2007
yo momma so fat there’s nothing i could say shes just too fat
Posted: May 12th, 2007
yo momma so poor and stupid she sold her car 4 gas money
Posted: May 12th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL MEATBALL WITH LEGS
Posted: May 12th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY…EVEN RICE KRISPIES WOULDN’T TALK TO HER
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo Momma so ugly even sunlight is scared of her!!
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHES GOT MORE ROLLS THAN A BAKERY.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE HEARD IT WAS CHILLY OUT SO SHE GRABBED A BOWL AND RAN OUTSIDE.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD TO TAKE 2 TRAINS, A BUS, AND A JUMBO JET JUST TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN YOUR DAD PROPOSED HE USED AN ONION RING.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD SEX WITH HER AND MY EARS POPPED.
Posted: May 13th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she went 2 the dentist for a blue tooth
Posted: May 13th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she took a crap in the sink
Posted: May 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat she sat on fat joe and made him skinny and killed him
Posted: May 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat she sat on fat joe and made him skinny again then raped him
Posted: May 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat wen she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so fat she stook her foot stuck it up my ass and while that happen she made me leanin and rokin wid it
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so dumb she came to class one day her teacher tol her to go find the lucky star she want to a grocerie store opened a box of lucky charms
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so nasty i called her on the phone las nite and she gave me an ear affection
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and cops gave her a littering ticket for mooonin
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so ugly she went to michael jackson house he wouldnt even touch her
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo momma is so fat i aksed fo directions she tol me to look at her back leg to the map
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so hairy she had afros on her niples, yo mom is hairy she got braided hair between her knuckles
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so skinny and short she can do a push up at the bottom of a door crack
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is like train tracks she always gets laid, yo mom is like a door knob evrybody gets a turn, yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and the president popped out and said get yo fat ass of me i need air
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so dirty i picked her up at the zoo las nite, yo mom is so dirty the animal patrol came lookin fo her, yo mom is so dirty i think i adopted her from the zoo
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom had an orgasm from listenin too girl shake that laffy taffy girll shake that laffy taffy
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so ugly she had problems tryi n to catch the lepruchaun on april, yo mom is so fat even free willie refused to swim with her, yo mom is so dumb she tried to put together a puzzle and said this puzzle is broken, yo momma is so dumb she had problems tryin to find her way through her foodmaxx, yo mom is so dirtynot even the zoo animals would let her pet them
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mom is so fat she rick james popped out the commercial and said get yo fat ass out the way your blockin my station
Posted: May 14th, 2007
ur mom is so hot shes gay
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly we call her Damon!!
Posted: May 15th, 2007
Your mom is so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that king kong wouldnt even tap that.
Posted: May 15th, 2007
Your mom is so fat when she goes to the beach the whales surface and start singing “We are family.”
Posted: May 15th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND AGAIN IT WAS HER B-DAY
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR HER BACK AND FRONT DOOR ARE ON THE SAME HINGES
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE MAKES KING KONG LOOK LIKE AN ANT
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE TRIED TO HIDE BEHIND THE HIMALYAS BUT YOU COULD STILL SEE HER
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Posted: May 15th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO GAY SHE MAKES ELTON JOHN STRAIGHT!!!!!!
Posted: May 15th, 2007
your momas so ugly she doesnt need a gun to rob a bank she just stickes her head over the conter and says but the money in the bag
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Yo Momma’s so fat when I driving my car and swerved to miss her my car RAN OUT OF GAS!
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Yo MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEPPED ON A CIGARETTE SHE YELLED “WHO TURNED OF THE HEAT”?
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Your momma’s like a tornado, she comes to town and blows everyone.
yo momma is so fat i fcked her anyway
Posted: May 16th, 2007
your mom is rick james bitch!!!
she’s super freaky in a brick house!
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Jadderrin
Yo momma so nasty they use her bath water as a chemical weapon.
Posted: May 16th, 2007
yo mamma so skinny my dick went in and out of her.
Posted: May 16th, 2007
Moo! Yo momma so black she took off her clothes and went as the invisible man for halloween.
Yo momma ugly when she walks into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Moo!
Posted: May 17th, 2007
Yo Momma So Ugly On Halloween When She Went To A Haunted House The Bitch Came Out With An Application LOL
Posted: May 17th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept
Posted: May 17th, 2007
Your mom is so fat she entered a fat contest and they said “sorry no pros allowed”.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
Yo mommas so easy a caveman can do her lmao
Posted: May 17th, 2007
YOUR MOMMAS SO SLUTTY that when she WENT TO THE BAR she spread her legs and said”crabs for everyone”.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
pwner you are a little bitch you suck at jokes you lil homo
Posted: May 17th, 2007
yo mommas just like a portapotty, dirty, smelly, and open to the public.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
Your mother is so dumb that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
Posted: May 18th, 2007
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Posted: May 18th, 2007
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Posted: May 18th, 2007
AY FOOS
YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DAT WEN SHE JUMP UP INDA AIR,
she got stuck.
Posted: May 18th, 2007
YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DAT WERE IN HER RIGHT NOW.
Posted: May 18th, 2007
YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DA WORLD THOUGHT ANOTHER PLANET WAS BORN, WEN SHE BENT OVER IT WAS A BLACK WHOLE ON A HALF MOON.
Posted: May 18th, 2007
yo mommas so old when i hit it from the back her tits fell off !
Posted: May 19th, 2007
T-Zak
Yo mamma is so stupid she is stupid!
LMFAO
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid gfzsdfkgzdfk.gjkf.TJL:jyhklzbnkl/jzdky,h.jkh,.jklxv.bjk.xgf/bjk.xbmj.xgfnmxk.gnmg.nbx.bn,.bnmxkl/njsiptghlozsykhgl;zgjl;zhk;yrhn khghzkhk,Bfbg.fzdngdfd kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk fhsdjK>FHFJKSDGzfjkldhgtl.yhuto;yhzruohy/;juio;6zjyhgo;
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid yo mom
Posted: May 19th, 2007
your mamma is so bald you can see what she is thinking
your mamma so small she did suicide off the side walk
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she thought rich boy was a pimp
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican hotline
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she thought tupac amuru shakur was a jewish holiday
Posted: May 19th, 2007
i love breeana nicole postell
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid when we was hooking up the computer she asked were the mouse was
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas so fat the national discovery channel has to assign names to her farts
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mommas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and get thrown in da gutter
Posted: May 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat she pooed her pants
Posted: May 20th, 2007
yo mommas so poor when i rang the doorbell SHE said ding
=P
Posted: May 20th, 2007
yo mamma is so gay, she cant even fit on the toilet causs shes so gay!!!oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 20th, 2007
YOUR JOKE IS SOOO STOLEN FROM THE INTERNET THERE SHOULD BE A POP UP ADD BEHIND YOU
Posted: May 20th, 2007
Ur Mom Goes To College
Posted: May 20th, 2007
ur mama is sooo fat the when ur dad went and tried to make you [have sex] he asked “which hole?”
Posted: May 20th, 2007
your momma so short she doesnt open the door she walks under it instead
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck………..
what now you guys cant beat me im the master
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo mama is so fat when she gets a sunburn everyone yells KOOL-AID
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Yo mama is so fat and ugly she broke every mirror in the world at the same time
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TACO BELL WAS A MEXICAN CHURCH
Thats Da Best Yo Moma Joke Ever
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
your mom is so poor angelina joe lee wouldnt adopt her
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat that she broke the branches of the family tree xDD
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
I LOVE DANNY !
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
IM A MAN !
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she failed a survey
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she went on a scale, she saw her fone number ! xD
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly, that when she went to the pscychiatrist, he told her to lie face down…
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, her nickname is “Damn.â€
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she came up with that joke (after someone tells you a yo momma joke)
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
YOUR MOMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT WHEN SHE SMILES AT THE LEPERCON THE LEPERCON IS ALL LIKE ME GOLD ME GOLD
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
UR MOMAS TEETH R SO CRICKET THAT WEN SHE SMILES IT LOOKS LIKE IF SHES THROWING UP GANG SINS
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she stole a free sample!
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yall mama SOO Old She ows jesus 3 bucks
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yall Mama sooo old she talks to fossil’s
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo mooma so old she farts dust
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yall mama is so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
yall moma so hairy she plated the king kong part in the movie.
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so hairy she thought she had chewbacca in a head lock.
yo momma is so fat she played pool with the planets.
yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy kruger nightmares
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
ok folks enough with the gay jokes especially for dumb ass bitches yo selves alo ok check this
yo momma is so freakin fat she wears donuts for nipple rings
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she thought retards were a different race of people
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo moma is so old she made love to jesus
this joke is so retarted
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Ya moms so stupid she saw on a job app “Do not write below the dotted line” and she put “what would happen if i do?” lol
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms is so old her breast milk is flour xD
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms is so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD of my forehead! xD
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD *on my forehead =P
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms ass so big when she sits on the floor shes 5 feet taller
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms so tall she was invited to be a Harlem Globetrotter cause she trots on all the rest of the basketball players
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms is like a penny, you can find her on every corner, pick her up, and give her to the poor for free! LOL
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ya moms is so hairy her nipples have afros! xD
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
omg B.N. is da best !
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat she took the leap of faith and got stuck
yo momma ass is so hairy she pulled down her pants at a star wars convention and they said nice costume
yo momma so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint brush
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma was on the running man, I ain’t seen that bitch since
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she has king kong in a headlock
yo momma ass so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say ” good morning America”
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she tried to get in the bathtub and the water hopped out and said ” na, I’m cool with that”
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Your mommas so greedy, she ate herself!
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
your momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said
kids stop throwing them rocks
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
and i asked what u doing
she said Moving
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma so poor i step on a cigarette she said hey who turned off the heat
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
ur all so freaking gay!
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
umm…..
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
alex has big tities
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
brr….. its so hot hoes
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
hey david im a boy not a girl bitch
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
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Posted: May 23rd, 2007
hey yall
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Yo momma soooooooooooo fat she cant fit in the rest of my joke
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
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Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Yo momma sooo nasty and unused when she opens her legs and bats fly out but they get stuck in the cobwebs
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
B.N. UR THE MASTER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma so poop she crapped her face and yelled pencils
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
your mom crapped her pants in school
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
TEN APPLES IN HER FACE
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
your grandmother shit herself yesterday
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
guess wut…..ur grandmother is 234723057823859735 years old
SO SHOVE AN UMBRELLA IN HER BUTT
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
UR MOM IS SO FAT THT I STARVED HER AND SHE DIED=o)
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
i found the meaning 2 life: excrete popsicles
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
mommy got old so much i tried 2 fly away using my testicles, however it wuz proble-e-e-e-e-echickachicka matic cuz my salad told me 2 stop dressing her. so i did. afterwards we had magical, erotic sex.
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
undressed salad gives my orgies
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
cacaroni and neeg?
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Your momas so Stupid when you were born she saw your abilical cord and said
” It Comes With Cable.”
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly the shadow went away from her
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo momma is so fat and tall she could be shaq’s wife she doesn’t have to look up she has to look down
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy her boobs are afros