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640 Yo Momma Jokes in “May Momma Jokes for 2007”



  1. Yo Momma is your momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old her memory is black and white,
    Yo momma so old she walked in a antique store and they kept her,
    Yo momma so stupid she walked into a antique store and asked”whats new”
    Yo momma so fat the only day she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed.



  2. arron harvey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her birthcertifacate is a apapolgy letter



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
    =p



  4. felipe a.k.a pay pay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
    =p



  5. hbbhbh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fatshe just fat



  6. butt's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN I RANG THE DOOR BELL THE TIOLET FLUSHED



  7. richard bowen's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington’s NOSE!



  8. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks Snoop Dogg belongs to Charlie Brown!



  9. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick!



  10. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!



  11. montana's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly, when she walked into a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on, which sent u to college



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat there’s nothing i could say shes just too fat



  13. deleted's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor and stupid she sold her car 4 gas money



  14. JJ..A's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL MEATBALL WITH LEGS



  15. JJ..A's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY…EVEN RICE KRISPIES WOULDN’T TALK TO HER



  16. Joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly even sunlight is scared of her!!



  17. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHES GOT MORE ROLLS THAN A BAKERY.



  18. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE HEARD IT WAS CHILLY OUT SO SHE GRABBED A BOWL AND RAN OUTSIDE.



  19. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD TO TAKE 2 TRAINS, A BUS, AND A JUMBO JET JUST TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.



  20. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.



  21. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN YOUR DAD PROPOSED HE USED AN ONION RING.



  22. SPEEDY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD SEX WITH HER AND MY EARS POPPED.



  23. Beach Bugie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went 2 the dentist for a blue tooth



  24. trash's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a crap in the sink



  25. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on fat joe and made him skinny and killed him



  26. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on fat joe and made him skinny again then raped him



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out



  28. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she stook her foot stuck it up my ass and while that happen she made me leanin and rokin wid it



  29. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dumb she came to class one day her teacher tol her to go find the lucky star she want to a grocerie store opened a box of lucky charms



  30. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so nasty i called her on the phone las nite and she gave me an ear affection



  31. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and cops gave her a littering ticket for mooonin



  32. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she went to michael jackson house he wouldnt even touch her



  33. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i aksed fo directions she tol me to look at her back leg to the map



  34. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so hairy she had afros on her niples, yo mom is hairy she got braided hair between her knuckles



  35. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so skinny and short she can do a push up at the bottom of a door crack



  36. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like train tracks she always gets laid, yo mom is like a door knob evrybody gets a turn, yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and the president popped out and said get yo fat ass of me i need air



  37. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so dirty i picked her up at the zoo las nite, yo mom is so dirty the animal patrol came lookin fo her, yo mom is so dirty i think i adopted her from the zoo



  38. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom had an orgasm from listenin too girl shake that laffy taffy girll shake that laffy taffy



  39. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she had problems tryi n to catch the lepruchaun on april, yo mom is so fat even free willie refused to swim with her, yo mom is so dumb she tried to put together a puzzle and said this puzzle is broken, yo momma is so dumb she had problems tryin to find her way through her foodmaxx, yo mom is so dirtynot even the zoo animals would let her pet them



  40. steps's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she rick james popped out the commercial and said get yo fat ass out the way your blockin my station



  41. kevin's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so hot shes gay



  42. DDD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly we call her Damon!!



  43. Zack's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that king kong wouldnt even tap that.



  44. Zack's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat when she goes to the beach the whales surface and start singing “We are family.”



  45. Joe's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND AGAIN IT WAS HER B-DAY

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR HER BACK AND FRONT DOOR ARE ON THE SAME HINGES

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE MAKES KING KONG LOOK LIKE AN ANT

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE TRIED TO HIDE BEHIND THE HIMALYAS BUT YOU COULD STILL SEE HER

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH



  46. Joe's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO GAY SHE MAKES ELTON JOHN STRAIGHT!!!!!!



  47. rjo's Momma Joke:

    your momas so ugly she doesnt need a gun to rob a bank she just stickes her head over the conter and says but the money in the bag



  48. Pwner's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!



  49. Pwner's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat when I driving my car and swerved to miss her my car RAN OUT OF GAS!



  50. Pwner's Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEPPED ON A CIGARETTE SHE YELLED “WHO TURNED OF THE HEAT”?



  51. me :DD's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a tornado, she comes to town and blows everyone.
    yo momma is so fat i fcked her anyway



  52. t diddy's Momma Joke:

    your mom is rick james bitch!!!

    she’s super freaky in a brick house!



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Jadderrin

    Yo momma so nasty they use her bath water as a chemical weapon.



  54. yo mamma kings's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny my dick went in and out of her.



  55. Da cow's Momma Joke:

    Moo! Yo momma so black she took off her clothes and went as the invisible man for halloween.
    Yo momma ugly when she walks into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
    Moo!



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly On Halloween When She Went To A Haunted House The Bitch Came Out With An Application LOL



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept



  58. Taylor Mack's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat she entered a fat contest and they said “sorry no pros allowed”.



  59. me :DD's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so easy a caveman can do her lmao



  60. Austen's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMAS SO SLUTTY that when she WENT TO THE BAR she spread her legs and said”crabs for everyone”.



  61. Austen's Momma Joke:

    pwner you are a little bitch you suck at jokes you lil homo



  62. ash's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas just like a portapotty, dirty, smelly, and open to the public.



  63. YaMom's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so dumb that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.



  64. longo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  65. dis funa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now



  66. brown cow foo's Momma Joke:

    AY FOOS
    YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DAT WEN SHE JUMP UP INDA AIR,
    she got stuck.



  67. brown cow foo's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DAT WERE IN HER RIGHT NOW.



  68. brown cow foo's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DA WORLD THOUGHT ANOTHER PLANET WAS BORN, WEN SHE BENT OVER IT WAS A BLACK WHOLE ON A HALF MOON.



  69. ACE's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old when i hit it from the back her tits fell off !



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    T-Zak

    Yo mamma is so stupid she is stupid!

    LMFAO



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid gfzsdfkgzdfk.gjkf.TJL:jyhklzbnkl/jzdky,h.jkh,.jklxv.bjk.xgf/bjk.xbmj.xgfnmxk.gnmg.nbx.bn,.bnmxkl/njsiptghlozsykhgl;zgjl;zhk;yrhn khghzkhk,Bfbg.fzdngdfd kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk fhsdjK>FHFJKSDGzfjkldhgtl.yhuto;yhzruohy/;juio;6zjyhgo;



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid yo mom



  73. color's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so bald you can see what she is thinking

    your mamma so small she did suicide off the side walk



  74. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power



  75. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought rich boy was a pimp



  76. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican hotline



  77. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought tupac amuru shakur was a jewish holiday



  78. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    i love breeana nicole postell



  79. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid when we was hooking up the computer she asked were the mouse was



  80. jacob holbrook's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat the national discovery channel has to assign names to her farts



  81. turkish's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and get thrown in da gutter



  82. muffy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she pooed her pants



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor when i rang the doorbell SHE said ding
    =P



  84. DAT PIMP's Momma Joke:

    YOUR JOKE IS SOOO STOLEN FROM THE INTERNET THERE SHOULD BE A POP UP ADD BEHIND YOU



  85. emo-pixie Sarah :]'s Momma Joke:

    Ur Mom Goes To College



  86. emo-pixie Sarah :]'s Momma Joke:

    ur mama is sooo fat the when ur dad went and tried to make you [have sex] he asked “which hole?”



  87. ur mother's Momma Joke:

    your momma so short she doesnt open the door she walks under it instead



  88. me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck………..
    what now you guys cant beat me im the master



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she gets a sunburn everyone yells KOOL-AID



  90. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat and ugly she broke every mirror in the world at the same time



  91. a man dont know his name's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TACO BELL WAS A MEXICAN CHURCH

    Thats Da Best Yo Moma Joke Ever



  92. bunny's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so poor angelina joe lee wouldnt adopt her



  93. SNADY&VIVIAN&WINNIE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she broke the branches of the family tree xDD



  94. vivian's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE DANNY !



  95. winniie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents



  96. sarah (aka snady)'s Momma Joke:

    IM A MAN !



  97. sarah (aka snady)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she failed a survey



  98. MOA !'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went on a scale, she saw her fone number ! xD



  99. MOA !'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, that when she went to the pscychiatrist, he told her to lie face down…



  100. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.



  101. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.



  102. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.



  103. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, her nickname is “Damn.”



  104. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.



  105. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.



  106. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.



  107. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  108. B.N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.



  109. Daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she came up with that joke (after someone tells you a yo momma joke)



  110. BOOMER's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMAS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THAT WHEN SHE SMILES AT THE LEPERCON THE LEPERCON IS ALL LIKE ME GOLD ME GOLD



  111. BOOMER's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMAS TEETH R SO CRICKET THAT WEN SHE SMILES IT LOOKS LIKE IF SHES THROWING UP GANG SINS



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stole a free sample!



  113. Splinter's Momma Joke:

    Yall mama SOO Old She ows jesus 3 bucks



  114. Splinter's Momma Joke:

    Yall Mama sooo old she talks to fossil’s



  115. Splinter's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so old she farts dust



  116. Splinter's Momma Joke:

    yall mama is so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

    yall moma so hairy she plated the king kong part in the movie.



  117. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she thought she had chewbacca in a head lock.
    yo momma is so fat she played pool with the planets.
    yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl



  118. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy kruger nightmares



  119. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    ok folks enough with the gay jokes especially for dumb ass bitches yo selves alo ok check this

    yo momma is so freakin fat she wears donuts for nipple rings



  120. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought retards were a different race of people



  121. Tymmy Gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so old she made love to jesus

    this joke is so retarted



  122. Krono's Momma Joke:

    Ya moms so stupid she saw on a job app “Do not write below the dotted line” and she put “what would happen if i do?” lol



  123. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms is so old her breast milk is flour xD



  124. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms is so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD of my forehead! xD



  125. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD *on my forehead =P



  126. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms ass so big when she sits on the floor shes 5 feet taller



  127. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so tall she was invited to be a Harlem Globetrotter cause she trots on all the rest of the basketball players



  128. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms is like a penny, you can find her on every corner, pick her up, and give her to the poor for free! LOL



  129. Krono's Momma Joke:

    ya moms is so hairy her nipples have afros! xD



  130. Yo Momma !!'s Momma Joke:

    omg B.N. is da best !



  131. KDB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she took the leap of faith and got stuck

    yo momma ass is so hairy she pulled down her pants at a star wars convention and they said nice costume

    yo momma so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint brush



  132. KDB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

    yo momma was on the running man, I ain’t seen that bitch since



  133. KDB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she has king kong in a headlock

    yo momma ass so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say ” good morning America”



  134. KDB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she tried to get in the bathtub and the water hopped out and said ” na, I’m cool with that”



  135. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so greedy, she ate herself!



  136. TAylor's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said
    kids stop throwing them rocks



  137. TAylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  138. TAylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
    and i asked what u doing
    she said Moving



  139. TAylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i step on a cigarette she said hey who turned off the heat



  140. david's Momma Joke:

    ur all so freaking gay!



  141. david's Momma Joke:

    umm…..



  142. david's Momma Joke:

    alex has big tities



  143. david's Momma Joke:

    brr….. its so hot hoes



  144. alex barry's Momma Joke:

    hey david im a boy not a girl bitch



  145. david's Momma Joke:

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  146. sexy momma's Momma Joke:

    hey yall



  147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma soooooooooooo fat she cant fit in the rest of my joke



  148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    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  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo nasty and unused when she opens her legs and bats fly out but they get stuck in the cobwebs



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    B.N. UR THE MASTER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  151. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poop she crapped her face and yelled pencils



  152. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    your mom crapped her pants in school



  153. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    TEN APPLES IN HER FACE



  154. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    your grandmother shit herself yesterday



  155. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    guess wut…..ur grandmother is 234723057823859735 years old
    SO SHOVE AN UMBRELLA IN HER BUTT



  156. Coacoa beans's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO FAT THT I STARVED HER AND SHE DIED=o)



  157. Coacoa beans's Momma Joke:

    i found the meaning 2 life: excrete popsicles



  158. neegpie's Momma Joke:

    mommy got old so much i tried 2 fly away using my testicles, however it wuz proble-e-e-e-e-echickachicka matic cuz my salad told me 2 stop dressing her. so i did. afterwards we had magical, erotic sex.



  159. neegpie's Momma Joke:

    undressed salad gives my orgies



  160. lucas poopetto's Momma Joke:

    cacaroni and neeg?



  161. Jeffrey's Momma Joke:

    Your momas so Stupid when you were born she saw your abilical cord and said
    ” It Comes With Cable.”



  162. jailyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly the shadow went away from her



  163. james lima's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and tall she could be shaq’s wife she doesn’t have to look up she has to look down



  164. james lima's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy her boobs are afros



  165. james lima's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when her alarm goes off eveybody thinks shes backing up



  166. lulu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly dat she make dung vo look good!!!!!!!!!!!!lol



  167. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly she stuck her head out a window and got arrested for mooning



  168. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty she makes bread with her yiest infection



  169. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo mom talks so much shit her breath stinks



  170. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo mom’s so nasty she has an std named after her

    yo mom’s so nasty her desease is herpagurphia



  171. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo mom gives viruses on the computer



  172. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty you can see her farts



  173. cheez it's Momma Joke:

    yo mom’s so ugly her reflection flipped her off



  174. Bobobobobobobobob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is jus gay =D



  175. sex goddess's Momma Joke:

    i love ya mom



  176. Super Blah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she brought bread to a jam session.
    Yo momma is so fat, when she was lying on the beach, Greenpeace tried to roll her back into the ocean.



  177. Super Blah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she doesnt even have to dress up for halloween.



  178. Super Blah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good.



  179. Novagina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor when i ask if i can come over and watch tv she said “sorry i ran out of crayons”



  180. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she tried to get a myspace even tom deleted her! hahahahaa



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly wen she went on da internent she gave da computer viruses



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it



  183. alex's Momma Joke:

    yur mommas so ugly she sat on the toilet and the toilet said damn planet youve got heavyer its probaly from all that waste



  184. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she put a penny n a parking meter and said wheres my gumball



  185. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.



  186. alex's Momma Joke:

    our mommas so fat she suffercated herself



  187. alex's Momma Joke:

    hey anonny are you on



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lol ( .Y . )



  189. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she steped on the sun and broke it and she said hey i broke my tanning bed



  190. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mommasso fat she farted and destroyd the galagsy



  191. alex's Momma Joke:

    your momas so stupid her boy friend dumped her and she said who was that



  192. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is like ESRB. Shes rated E for everyone.



  193. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is like ESRB. She’s rated E for everyone.



  194. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly, she doesn’t need a costume for Halloween.



  195. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat that when she farts, she causes a tornado.



  196. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat. When she has sex, she has to give directions.



  197. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so dumb, she broke a glass wall to see what was on the other side.



  198. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.



  199. Joker2's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly, she scared the s••t out of the toilet.



  200. David's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat they shoved her face in dough and made monster cookies



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so poor that she was born at seawold



  202. sniper's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s breath smells so bad she uses 10 tik-tacks jus so she can tlk



  203. glama's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat when she used a tic tac she went we wo



  204. m.c's Momma Joke:

    ya mom is so skiny,she grates chese with her ribs!



  205. pete's Momma Joke:

    yh moms breath smells so bad to melt chesse she opens her mouth



  206. lila's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went to a concert and turned around the crowd behind said move you big damn pervant i can’t see the sun



  207. lila's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to the petrol station and instead of getting an excerise video she got more gas to make her carry on been stupid

    yo momma so stupid she went to the petrol station and instead of getting an
    excerise video she got more candy for her video



  208. TDO's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin!

    :P!



  209. TDO's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma yo old she got her first driving license on a dinosouar!

    :P!



  210. faith's Momma Joke:

    Yo` momma`s so retarded, she stuck a battery up her butt&&said “I got the power!”
    http://www.myspace.com/tall_faith



  211. breanna ( bre-onna)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy when she came into the mall and people started running because they thought she a was king kong. :]



  212. Every1 on dis website is garbage wit jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs, Yo mom is like a new york taxi cab every1 gets a ride, yo moms is so nasty her pubes are a jerry curl, Yo moms ass is so big dat wen she sits down she’s three feet taller, Yo mom is so fat she is on both sides of da family, Yo mom is on da seafood diet she, see’s food and she eats it, Yo mom is so fat she stepped on da scale, da scale said to be continued………..



  213. ty's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  214. ty's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor i asked if i could use the bathroom and she said “pick a corner”



  215. kaleb jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looks at a flower, the flower just flatens it…



  216. kaleb jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she could keep like 20 babys in her stomach but i dont know how yo momma could get any cause she is so ugly



  217. Brian Pomroy's Momma Joke:

    i like to make out with my dog… but its still a better kisser than yo momma!



  218. MRS. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WE WHEN SHE WENT TO JAMAICA EVERYBODY RAN SCREAMING ” OH NO SATAN RETURNED”



  219. RAYRAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOOO SKINNY SHE SLED THROUGH HER T-SHIRT AND HUNG HERSELF



  220. sal's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house is so nasty the roaches asked to be sprayed.



  221. Daisy-Steph!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in third grade



  222. Daisy-Steph!!'s Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old we told her to act her age nd she died!



  223. Daisy-Steph!!'s Momma Joke:

    cherr!!



  224. Daisy-Steph!!'s Momma Joke:



  225. roberre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, she hauls so much ass that she has to make 2 trips



  226. roberre's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she has to put mayonaise on her aspirin



  227. Molly's Momma Joke:

    i like it when ur mom calls me pinky puppy.



  228. Molly's Momma Joke:

    I like it when i burn my weiner…



  229. Bryan Orcutt's Momma Joke:

    I love boys… and they love my pumpkin patch



  230. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Bow down to King of Yo Mommas bitches!
    Yo momma so hairy she looks like she got don king in the legscissors!
    Yo momma so fat on halloween she says”trick or meatloaf!”
    Yo momma so fat when God said “let there be light ” he told your momma to get her fat ass out of the way!
    Yo momma so poor I came over for dinner and she read me the recipes!
    Yo momma got one leg talkin about “ain’t no half-steppin!”
    Yo momma so poor she has to take the trash in!
    Yo momma got one arm and when she fights the announcer says “she throws a right and right and a right and right!”
    Yo mmomma got no legs talkin bout how she used to kick it!
    yo momma got no fingers talkin bout “oh snap!”
    Yo mommas so fat she can’t play hide an seek, just seek!



  231. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so damn poor she eats cerial with a fork to save the milk



  232. Cesar Robles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she made right gaurd turn left, secret told on her, & she made the little ship on the old spice bottle sink.



  233. Cesar Robles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i stepped on a cacaroach she said “stomp stomp stomp your feet prais the lord we got food to eat”.



  234. Cesar Robles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she complains at the prices at the $0.99 store.



  235. Cesar Robles's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in the middle.



  236. Cesar Robles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she started rubbing my phone on her chin just because i said it was a razor.



  237. Momma's Gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly dat even nature didnt want her



  238. Momma's Gurl's Momma Joke:

    i luvv ma momma she beutiful n all yall ignorant 4 talkin bout each otha mommas



  239. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    to momma’s girl
    learn to spell before you dare step to me! you should have gone to college, right?
    Cesar Robles Yo momma’s so darkl she leaves fingerprints in charcoal! sucka i’m going to buy your house and kick your ass out! love King of Yo Mommas



  240. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    come on!!!! somebody step up to battle!!!!!!!
    King of Yo Mommas defeats all!!!!! I am the KIng anybody who reads this drop and give me 20 right now !!!!!!!! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow her nickname around the hood is “I can’t believe it ain’t butter!!!” come on bitches lets see what you got ………..



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is soo old when I look at the bible there yo momma face begin in the front chapter .



  242. The Yo momma King's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she was going down the stairs i ha dto do wat dat song said kick push kick push.



  243. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    To the “yo momma king” your an imposter!!! I sentence you to 48 months of house arrest !!!! be gone with you peon!!! I can see your future you will either be homeless or in prison now leave forever in shame!!!!!! Yo momma is deaf talkin bout “AH eeer yooooo, Ah eeeer Yooooo”
    Yo momma so fat she eats whole chickens like popcorn Biatch!
    P.S. To everyone out there: Sentence structure is so important in telling yo mommas. It serves to impart meaning and if done incorrectly (see anonymous above) changes the meaning entirely thus rendering said joke unfunny. Please pay attention in the future because your all begining to make KING OF YO MOMMAS MAD!!!!!!!!!! And you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.



  244. RAYRAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKE PICTURES OF HER.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND IT CRACKED.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND HER REFLECTION SLAPPED HER.
    YO MOMA IS SOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HER PARENTS.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO SKINNY SHE SAT SIDEWAYS IN THE CLASS ROOM AND THE TEACHER MARKED HER ABSENT.
    YO MOMMA GOT SOOO MUCH GAPS IN HER TEETH I DONT KNOW WETHER TO SMILE OR KICK A FIELD GOAL.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE HAS TO WAKE UP IN SECTIONS.
    YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW WHEN SHE YAWNED TRAFFIC JUST SLOW DOWN.
    YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW THEY SAID PASS THE BUTTER THEY PASSED HER TEETH.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY WHEN SHE WALKED INTO TACO BELL THEY SAID SORRY NO PETS ALLOWED.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO TALL WHEN SHE DID A CARTWHEEL SHE KICKED JESUS IN THE LIP.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH JESUS.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE USED TO GANG BANG WITH THE HEBREWS.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHES MARRIED TO A CAVEMAN.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE TAKES A DINOSAUR TO WORK.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE GOT JESUS STARTED JACKET.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE FARTS DUST.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE WAS LAUGHING BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUATER BACK WAS A REFUND.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVEY POORED OUT.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT PEOPLE USE HER FOR SHADE.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO SMALL SHE CAN SIT ON A CURB AND SWING HER LEGS.
    NOW WE KNOW WHATS EATING GILBERTS GRAPES.
    YO MOMMAS BREATH IS SOOO BAD YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE SUMMER.
    YO MOMMAS BELT SIZE IS EQUATER.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT AFTER HAVEING SEX I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ON THE BITCH.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE SAID THAT 2+2=22.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE USES A BOOMER RANG TO PUT HER BELT ON.
    YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR AND I WAS ALREADY IN THE BACK.
    YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I PUT A KEY IN THE KEY HOLE AND KILLED 5 OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND HIT HER HEAD ON THE CURB.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT I WALKED AROUND HER AND GOT LOST.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE LIFTED UP HER ROLLS AND A CAR AND TWO PEOPLE FELL OUT.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO DUMB SHE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID SIX FLAGS LEFT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME.
    YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE DRIVE IN TO SEE CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.



  245. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    RayRay those jokes so old my great grandma used them to crack on yo fat ass great grandmea myrtle in 1895. RayRay yo momma is so skinny she can look through a peephole ….. with BOTH eyes!!! Fool come strong or don’t come at all . The King of Yo Mommas says”RayRay your grounded for two weeks I’m housing your ass biatch” don’t even try to sneak out and pick up your free cheese from the government! Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and sneezes jello!!! sucka…….



  246. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma got ears the size of dinner plates talkin bout “i don’t wanna hear it!”
    Who’s next ?
    The King of Yo Mommas says BRING IT!!!! I’m just getting warmed up hos!



  247. None of u!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Ur moma so ugly!!! when she went to a ugly contest they said”No Profesionals”



  248. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Mr. none of u- How dare you enter my domain with that weak shit . I guess I shouldn’t blame you though, if you knew how to read you would have seen that crappy joke is in this log 5 times already dooshyboy! be original ! thats why I am am the one and only KING OF YO MAMMAS biiiiiiaaaaattttttch! Yo momma is so funky the back of her neck looks like burnt toast!!!!Yop mamma has 3 fingers and runs around stealin bowling balls!!!!! Good luck with your GED! I am the King of Yo Mammas and I order you to go outside right now and yell as loud as you can ” I am so stupid that everyone around me gets stupider because I am here !!!! I have nothing worthwhile to say or to contribute to society so I am just going to go away!!!



  249. ears's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  250. morgan Hennings's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, everyone knows when shes coming into a room she says, “Fe Fi Foe Fum, give me your damn twinkies!”



  251. ears's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ,when she asked for water bed they had to put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean



  252. ears's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it showed her phone number



  253. morgan's Momma Joke:

    nice joke



  254. morgan's Momma Joke:

    i rule



  255. morgan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she puts the f in fat



  256. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    The definition of not funny as seen in Websters dictionary volume 62 is as follows: “Not Funny (n-ah-t fuh-n-ee) see Morgan Hennings. How dare you disgrace this hallowed site with that mess. I the King of Yo Mommas sentence you to 22 hours community service as you have forever damaged the yo momma community you are to serve your time changing diapers at the golden manor old folks home in bay city Florida.As for you ears Yo momma so greasy when she cleans her ears the q-tip come out looking like a drumstick from KFC….EXTRA CRISPY!!!! sucka ! your too dumb to be on this site I am going to call your boss a Rapid Oil Change and have him fire you!!!!!! I’m also going to have Yo momma fired from her job as a goodwill fashion model biatch!! You’ve been served… King of Yo Mommas



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she has a bath you have to grease the tub otherwise she’s stuck



  258. blah's Momma Joke:

    yo mammma is so fat weight watchers had to buy double doors =)



  259. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her nose is like a two car garge



  260. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the doctor slaped her when she wuz born



  261. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even God cant lift her soul



  262. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had a threesome last week and she wuz all by her self



  263. Ned's Momma Joke:

    i challenge u “King of Yo Mommas”,to a Yo Momma battle.I guarantee ill win.Ive never lost.



  264. Ned's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  265. BritneyKae's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas sister is so fat she maistaken her for a whale and she started singing “We are family”.



  266. BritneyKae's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the back window!
    Yo Momma is so old she new burger king while he was still a prince!
    I am sorry for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
    Yo Momma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!**
    Yo Momma is so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
    Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
    Yo Momma is so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.*
    I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…*
    Yo Momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.
    Yo Momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
    Yo Momma is so fat she has to use a mattress for a tampon.



  267. BritneyKae's Momma Joke:

    Whoa Buddy everyone has some good ones and some bad ones…they are all so funny..ha ha i am still laughing about the one that says yo momma is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs..lol…..well bye bye ppl add me on msn if u have it b_gotshall@msn.com



  268. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target. lol



  269. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she was expecting a gumball to come out. lol



  270. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so poor she sold you for money.



  271. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so poor i walked into her house and walked right back out. lol



  272. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so skinny she turns sideways and disappears.



  273. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so fat when she walked outside in a yellow rain jacket people started running towards her screaming TAXI….TAXI. lol



  274. cici's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so short she fell off a curb.

    YO MAMA is so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles. lol

    YO MAMA is so old she farts out powder. lol

    YO MAMA is so old when she was breast feeding it was cruddled milk. lol

    YO MAMA is so fat she takes up the whole plane. lol

    YO MAMA farts stink so bad someone thought an atmic bomb went off.

    YO MAMA is so fat she has to have two toliets to poop.

    YO MAMA farts are so loud someone thought there was an earthquake. lol

    YO MAMA is so black she peed coffee.

    YO MAMA is so constipated she took two years to poop.

    YO MAMA is so fat when she farts it explodes the city.

    YO MAMA is so black she burned her own toast.

    YO MAMA is so white people screamed kkk.

    YO MAMAs teeth are so yellow people yelled the sun is out.

    YO MAMA is so fat she uses baby powder for lotion.

    YO MAMA is so flat she poured syrup all over her and people screamed pancakes.

    YO MAMA is a gaint she uses the school buses as rollerblades.

    YO MAMAs butt is so white people yelled full moon.

    YO MAMA is so white she walked outside naked and everyone thought it was winter.

    YO MAMA is so fat people yelled FORE.

    YO MAMA is so ugly she walked outside and everyone ran away.

    YO MAMA is so stupid she went to a house under construction she played giant jenga.

    YO MAMA is so orange everyone thought she was a baked cheeto.

    YO MAMA is so fat she moves as a robot cause she cant walk straight.



  275. King of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Ned,cici, britney kaye you have all made this web site dumber by posting. Cici what I want to tell you is 65. That’s what I estimate your IQ tobe so please go away. Sweet little Britney Kaye you don’t get it dear it’s about crackin on people not being polite and getting along so off with you (back to wisteria lane).Ned just for being stupid enough to challenge the King of Yo Mommas I sentence you to a year of picking up trash along the tollway biatch! You say you have never lost? What about the time you LOST your janitor job? What about the time you LOST your court case and had to go back to the workhouse?What about the timre you LOST your apartment and had to live in a station wagon down by the river? Fool you bring your best for I am King of Yo Mommas and you are just ned. ned Yo mammas got one ear talkin bout how she “wants to hear both sides of the story!
    Yo Mammas so hunchbacked she has to wear goggles to do the dishes biatch!
    When you get a break from cookin fries and assembling happy meals I expect you to write back…. no I am the King of Yo Mommas so I ORDERyou to respond punk.



  276. Ned's Brother's Momma Joke:

    Ned whatever you do don’t mess with the King of Yo Mommas! He’s a baaaad man. He’s like a combination of Chuck Ledell, Rick James, and Chris Rock all rolled into one! He’s been known to crack on grown men and make them cry!! Don’t take on King of Yo Mommas Ned are family can’t stand anymore shame. Our momma already looks like a pregnant Greg Oden with a blonde weave!!!!
    I gotta go Ned were having a blue light special here at work!



  277. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so skinny that they hired her as the pole in the strip club



  278. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    cristian mom is so poor that when i asked her if i can use the bath room she said go pick a coner



  279. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay



  280. Mr. T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she ate yo momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma
    I pity da foo’ who doesn’t like this joke



  281. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    CARLOS MOM IS SO FAT THAT HER SON IS SO STUPID



  282. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    CARLOS GONZALEZ SEGUNDO STILL PEES BECAUSE HES DICK IS SO SMALL AND HE IS THE GAYES PERSONS IN EARTH CARLOS DICK IS AS SMALL AS A ANT N HES BALLS ARE AS SMALLS AS DANIELS



  283. lil shadow's Momma Joke:

    CARLOS GONZALEZ MOM IS AS FAT AS A ELEPHANT



  284. yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when i asked her if she wanted to lik my lolypop she asked if it came in cherry flavor



  285. The Bitch slapper's Momma Joke:

    lil shadow you is a punk ass mother #@$%@! bitch you ho! man you probably got those bitch lessons from yo mom



  286. The Bitch slapper's Momma Joke:

    lil shadow you still is a bitch, you have the worst jokes in the world



  287. Monkey Man's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid she gave me a banana



  288. Rashaad woodberry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald when she sleep her head slid off the pellow.
    yo momma so fat she got a p on cheek and a w on the other and when she bend over it say POW!
    yo momma so strong she can back stroke in mud.



  289. lil low's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a hardware store 1$ a nail !!!!



  290. lil low's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s boobs hang so low she can work at hooters she has to work at hangers



  291. lil low's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ulgy that she entered a ugly contest and got thrown out because no pros were allowed



  292. outheilias's Momma Joke:

    youre mama is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car



  293. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said “stop that twinkey”



  294. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    u all assholes!



  295. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fT HER CUVE IS MESSED UP



  296. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YO MOMMAS UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WENT SKY DIVING AND HIT THE GRUND HARDER THEN THE FRIST EARTH QUAKE



  297. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMMAS UR MOM DONT NEED A INTERNET SHE IS ALREADY WROLD WIDE



  298. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMAS UR MOM IS SO DUM SHE WENT IN A REPIAR STORE AN\D SAID MY DONUT HAS A HOLE IN IT



  299. josh's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YOMOMMAS UR MOM SO DIRTY SHE AMDE RIGHT GUARD TURN LEAFT



  300. josh's Momma Joke:

    LETS GO SOME 1 TRY 2 COME AT ME LOSERS COME ON



  301. antonio's Momma Joke:

    I challenge u king of yo momma’s

    Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

    Yo momma so stupid the last time i told her my friends name was dick army she stared laughing and said whats yo sista’s name vagina coastgaurd

    Yo momma so stupid she climed a glass wal jus 2 see wat waz on da otha side

    Yo momma so stupid she put on her glasses 2 see 20/20

    yo momma so fat when she got in an elevator wit young joc he’s said its going down

    Yo momma is so hairy when she went 2 da zoo and started playin around wit da monkeys the monkeys were like dis shit is banans b-a-n-a-n-a-s



  302. antonio's Momma Joke:

    why yo aint talking u lil bitch bak yo shit up unless u a lil pusy



  303. greg's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that wen she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house!



  304. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupited when she jumped off of the sidewalk she tought she commited sciude



  305. killa_jay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got to pull her pants down to get in her pockets



  306. killa_jay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she buys cocoa butter lotion because it got the word butter in it



  307. rusty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she cant aford to pay 2nd mortgage for her card board box
    yo momma so poor she cant aford to pay attention



  308. Nick t.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, when somebody flicked a booger on her door she started singing, “Clap your hands,stomp your feet, praise the lord, for we have meat.



  309. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afrs on her nipples



  310. cj's Momma Joke:

    antonio ur mommas so poor she started chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list



  311. Catey_loo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so crusty she looks like shes eating powdered donuts!!!]lol[



  312. Catey_loo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money!!



  313. Catey_loo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she breast feeds it comes out powder!!



  314. Catey_loo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she took back a dohnut because it had a whole in it!!!



  315. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Ma peinere is tingling
    I actually suck at yo momma
    Crap my boss is now yelling at me for sucking on his great ghrannys dick



  316. King Of Yo Mommas's Momma Joke:

    k



  317. nick's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat she went to the air port and the ppl said go home u can’t even fit in the airplane



  318. nick's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat she thought that she was on the street but she was on the grass



  319. nick's Momma Joke:

    your moma for fat when she had sex u can’t even see the hole



  320. Nick's Momma Joke:

    when ur momma was going to see her hair it was the fat uglyas the grudge



  321. Nick's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat her ass was as the twin tower



  322. Nick's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so fat she couldn’t even move her biggggg legs



  323. Nick's Momma Joke:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!



  324. xX---XxWatchOutxX---Xx's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly she uses a make up line called why bother



  325. ALEX FUSHIZAL MY CHIZAL's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT SHE BOUGHT AN ATOMATIC TOILET BUT IT DIDN’T FLUSH TIL SHE LEFT THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  326. ALEX FUSHIZAL MY CHIZAL's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S BUTT HAIRS ARE SO LONG SHE DREW A FACE ON HER BUTT AND CONVINST EVERYONE IT WAS SENGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she step in front of the TV. I missed the whole season of making the band 3!!



  328. katelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the sky she got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  329. T.B.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she try to put M&M’s in ABC order!!!



  330. neil's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she quit the atlanta facons cuz she pulled an appatite



  331. neil's Momma Joke:

    yo moma got 1 but cheak and she strip so a lap dances r half off



  332. antonio's Momma Joke:

    cj this goes to u you r so ugly ur birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory



  333. antonio's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly rice krispese wont even talk to her cj



  334. apostar dinero pagina web's Momma Joke:

    apostar dinero pagina web…

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  335. hot head's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat her back looks likee a pack of HOT DOGS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HOMMIE-G-PIMPN



  336. hot head's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals with crackers and katchup$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



  337. hot head's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly she walked intoa stor and said were is my ugly sope



  338. guaranteed payday loans's Momma Joke:

    guaranteed payday loans…

    tins stitches dictionary straws,dollar!…



  339. TYLER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO POOR SHE NEEDS TO RENT FOOD



  340. Nick Dogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so freaking gaay, she makes Micheal Jackson look straight!!!



  341. Nick Dogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!!!



  342. Nick Dogg's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples



  343. Nick Dogg's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor, wen I walked through the front door i was out the back



  344. Nick Dogg's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  345. momma buster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she had to study for a blood test.

    yo mommas so fat that your daddy had to roll her in flour and look for the dough before they had sex.

    yo mommas so nasty she has to get permits to dump her bath water.

    yo mommas so fat she has season passes at all the buffets.



  346. momma buster's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hardcore she has a kickstarter on her vibrator.

    yo mommas got one leg and everyone calls her Eillene.

    yo mommas so fat she has more crust between her rolls that a bucket of KFC chicken

    yo mommas so fat she sweats vegetable oil.

    yo mommas mouth is like a freezer everyone packs their meat in it.

    yo mommas so fat she uses hulahoops for nipple rings.

    yo mommas so hairy she is a donor for hair club for men.



  347. momma buster's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow I thought she used corn for dentures.

    yo momma is so stupid when you told her you had new grills she wanted to know when the cookout was.

    yo momma had a face so ugly that only a mother could love it, unfortunately hers didn’t!

    yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming in the ocean it caused tsunamis.

    yo momma is so fat when she puts on a dress and walks it looks like two hippos wrestling under a sheet.



  348. momma buster's Momma Joke:

    i have originals and can step to anyone. if you like mine post comments, if you don’t then step up. that’s all i have today so peace out and please post new ones that have not been posted a thousand times before.



  349. unknown joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb i told her the car needed gas, so she pulled her pants down and pooted in the gas tank



  350. jordan's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat she is like a bus big don’t smell that good and is dollar to ride.



  351. aka....fast back's Momma Joke:

    float like a butterfly sting like a bee…..i slept with ur momma now it burns when i pee



  352. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “wheres my gumball”



  353. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list



  354. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  355. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said “come back wit that twinkie”



  356. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jfhf8fd8f-fggrgfrs-fd-f-dsfs-sd-gf-g-f-gfg-fgfggg-hghghgnbfgf- and took a dump



  357. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she got arrested for mooning



  358. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas house so small she ordered a large pizza and it woulddnt fit in her house



  359. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, jenifer anistin walked up to her and said “how tall is this sky scraper



  360. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid shes still failing first grade



  361. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i kicked a an ant hole and she said “hey!! stop destroying my furnature”



  362. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her butt was as big as a 2 story house



  363. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i throuh a 5 story house down from the empire state building and the house hit her and she said “hey!! who through that pebble?”



  364. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    i pooted



  365. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she farts tornadoes



  366. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she landed on the moon and it blew up



  367. chris aka spadez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas

    yo momma so every time she see a yellow bus wit a lot of white kids on it she says catch that twinkie



  368. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pore she got a box put an x on that and spun that and said heres your x box 360



  369. c money's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i rung the door bell and it sounds like the the microwave



  370. c money's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she went 2 the doctor and said she wanted a blue tooth



  371. c money's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 3 seasons of wildin out



  372. c money's Momma Joke:

    damn where did i put that ah can u help me i lost my fealings for yo momma



  373. c money's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy she scared freddy cruger and casper



  374. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tat was funny



  375. Baby Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Poor For Yo Birthday She Put X On A Box Spinned That Mug And Call It A XBOX 360!!!



  376. money's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she ask me what kind of jeans didi i have on i said guess se said levies



  377. tateday's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so harry shes got corn rows on her toes



  378. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid She Try Drown A Fish



  379. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE SEES A YELLOW BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDE SHE YELLS STOP THAT TWINKIE



  380. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE HEARS ITS CHILLY OUT SHE GETS A BOWL.



  381. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD HER MEMORY IS BLACK AND WHITE.



  382. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LIED ON THE BEACH AND NOBODY ELSE COULD GET SUN.



  383. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH.



  384. RANDI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIREY WHEN SHE CLIMBED THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
    THEY MISTAKED HER AS KING KONG



  385. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so black she sweat tar and spit coffe after she drink water



  386. james nitzke's Momma Joke:

    u momma so ugly she walked outside and got arrested casper for distubing tha peace in and a ghost town



  387. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sdo strong she can drink peanut butter



  388. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma has one eye and no legs and people call her eye drop



  389. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so big that it looks like she has two ipods in her mouth when she smiles



  390. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    If your momma had as many dicks pockeing out of her as she has had in her she would be a porkie pine



  391. jono's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor for christmas she got u a video of other kids opening their presents



  392. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is stupid she thought a dildo was a real dick



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so stupid when she played hide and seek, she covered her face and said: nobody can find me here



  394. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat and stupid when i slapped her it took her 5 minutes to feel it and to think it



  395. Nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she thought Tco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company



  396. jono's Momma Joke:

    ur so short that they made a show of ur crotch and they called it smallville!



  397. Beno's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she walks backwards her ass makes the sound of a truck *beep beep beep*



  398. tricia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a pitsburg steelers helmet



  399. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat when she swam in the ocean and thats what made herrican catrena



  400. Tommy's Momma Joke:

    What did the bartender say to the ham sandwich when he walked in to the bar?

    sorry we don’t serve food here



  401. Tommy's Momma Joke:

    wat did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

    yo daddy’s a wackier



  402. cooki's Momma Joke:

    ur momma s so ugly instead of tieing the bugge cord around her ankle they tied it around her neck



  403. cooki's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown………………….
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  404. PeAcHeS274's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she got a restraining order from jesus and the devil



  405. LIL POPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LEFT OUT WITH HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK WIT FLIP FLOPS



  406. LIL POPE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA LIKE A SQUIREEL SHE ALWAYS GOT NUTS IN HER MOUTH



  407. LIL POPE's Momma Joke:

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  408. BITCHY ASS AKA KAYLA BRADY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER TOLD HER TO WRITE (RIDE) AN ESSAY AND SHE WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MEXICO TO GET KNOCKED UP BY A SPANISH GUY AND WHILE SHE WAS RIDING HIM, SHE SAID ESSAY..ESSAY…ESSAY!!!!!!!! BEAT THAT ALL YOU WANNABE COOL PEOPLE telling yo momma jokes



  409. jeramy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty when she went to red lobster she got kicked out for bringing her own cribs



  410. irvin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama i so skiny she eat a m&m and got fat



  411. CHRISTOPHER's Momma Joke:

    I WAS SUKING YORMOMS TIDDY WACHTIN JEERY SPRINGER



  412. CHRISTOPHER's Momma Joke:

    I WAS DOING YOUR MOM WACHING SPONGBOB



  413. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she cant have a roof cause she needs a crane to get out of the house



  414. your face's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so black everyone thought she was just a shadow



  415. your face's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she was the person who made the leaning tower of pesa lean & knocked over the twin towers
    your mamas so fat she farted and it made the grand canyon



  416. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she farted and caused hurricane katrina
    yo mamas so desprate she got a dick implant and her spine removed so she could suck it



  417. your face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she raped an oreo



  418. Tyberius's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she can do backflips under her bed



  419. levi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat the last time she went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico she caused a tsunami in indonesia.



  420. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent



  421. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy



  422. honey90's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooo stupid her favorite color i clear.



  423. Serena's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy that when she rubs her elbows together she starts a forest fire

    yo momma so old that when i told her to act her age she died

    yo momma so ugly that she even makes Stevie Wonder cry

    yo momma so fat that she is on both sides of the family

    yo momma so fat that she eats wheat thicks

    yo momma so fat that when she went to the movies she was by everyone

    yo momma so fat that everyone runs around her for exercise



  424. rtxfvpesmh's Momma Joke:

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  425. ycsqatbjrf's Momma Joke:

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  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she is not skinny



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even dora couldnt explore her



  428. mike hunt's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she ate my blackberry



  429. Jazz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even dora couldnt explore her



  430. hugh jass's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat her white chorts eat spicy shicken and hhhhlecttuce



  431. jack mi auf's Momma Joke:

    look around, this is your momma



  432. jack mi auf's Momma Joke:

    Hey there Delilah
    What’s it like to be ur fat ass
    I’m a thousand miles away, and can still see you
    But girl tonight you look so pretty fat
    Yes you do, oh so fat
    Times Square can’t shine as far as you
    I swear it’s true

    Hey there Delilah
    Don’t you worry about the distance, i will never lose u
    I’m right there if you get lonely, just dont sit on me
    Give this song another listen
    Close your eyes
    Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
    I’m by your side, and ur ears, and ur feet

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    What you do to me

    Hey there fattass
    I know times are getting hard, but still flabby as hell
    But just believe me girl, it will never change
    Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar, if u dont eat it
    We’ll have it good, if u dont eat me
    We’ll have the life we knew we would, if u dont eat life too
    My word is good,….

    Hey there lardass
    I’ve got so much left to say
    If every simple song I wrote to you
    Would take your breath away
    I’d write it all, dont eat it
    Even more in love with me you’d fall, just not on top
    We’d have it all, ur fatass and i

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me

    A thousand miles seems pretty far, ur waistline
    But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
    I’d walk to you if I had no other way
    Our friends and me would all make fun of u
    and we’ll just laugh along because we know ur fat
    That none of them have felt this way, ur fat
    Delilah I can promise you ur fat
    That by the time we get through ur fat
    The world will never ever be the same without ur fat
    And you’re to blame, ur fat

    Hey there Delilah
    You be good and don’t you miss me
    Two more years and you’ll be done with school at age 33
    And I’ll be making history like I do, guiness already has u
    You’ll know it’s all because of you
    We can do whatever we want to
    Hey there Delilah here’s to you
    This ones for you, all of u, i hope it enough, there’s alot…of u

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    What you do to me. bye



  433. Norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat …she sat on the mat and broke it with her fat butt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  434. Tracy's Momma Joke:

    whats the difference between yo mama and a leech? when a leech taste salt, it quits sucking…….



  435. smc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky



  436. smc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky
    yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  437. spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

    when yo momma was born they slapped her parents

    yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar



  438. spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma went on a seafood diet… whenever she saw food she ate it….
    yo momma also went on a light diet… whenever it was light, she ate



  439. Andrew's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she sit on the cuvre and made it a side walk
    Your momma so fat we in side her right now
    Your momma so fat she put a yellow jacket on and a guy said taxi
    Your momma so ugly she look out the window and she got put in jail for mooning
    Your momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to brest feed her
    Your momma so stuiped she sold her car for gas money
    Your momma went to be in a ugly contest and the dude said sorry no professinols
    Your momma so stuiped she called the opretater and ask want the 911 phone number



  440. best gambling software's Momma Joke:

    best gambling software…

    imperious translatable secondary,strides motherers:moonlighter …



  441. TDOGG's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so yellow I can’t believe its not butter
    yo mommas teeth are so silver all the bums try to rob her for that silver
    yo mommas so fat when she died heaven and hell both couldnt take her cuz she was over the maximum capacity
    yo mommas so dumb that she tried hittin on tom from my space
    yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  442. pacopimpkilla's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so nasty last time she got some ass was when her finger slipped through the toilet paper



  443. ez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so full of gas,texaco buy’s gas from her.



  444. BWAH HAH HAH!'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO SHORT, THE COPS PULLED HER OVER, THINKING SHE WAS ONE OF PRITANY SPEARS KIDS!!



  445. Ms.Dee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she played pool with da planets!



  446. Ms.Dee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she workout she bench press ham sandwiches.



  447. Ms.Dee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty when you were born you came out with a face mask and a power washer.



  448. pretty girl kaya's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she has to order diet water.



  449. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery! (oh)
    yo momma so ugly she walked into the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet! (oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



  450. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked at the mirror and the mirror broke………………………………..



  451. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Anoymous Are you a man or that girl off BoBBy Valentino’s Video



  452. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she put dumbells in the truck talkin about she pushing weight!



  453. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny she gotta put on a belt when she wears spandex!



  454. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers!



  455. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks like the pittsburgh steelers helmet!



  456. Ya boi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that her picture wieghts 50lbs!



  457. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid when i said i was going to page my girl she said WHAT Page.A Ya Boi im Dissing yo Momma.



  458. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Mrs.Dee Yo Momma so Freaky i asked Her whats 2+2 She Said Me.



  459. sunflower10's Momma Joke:

    yur momma.
    iisss soo cool :)

    i hate insults so i thought i would spice this web site up a bit.

    why is everyone trying to hurt everyone.

    pshh wrere not in the ghetto people!

    well
    if u think im a push over… o well.
    because i am going to stand up for what i believe in and it believe that insulting other peoples “mommas” on a website so other children can pick it up and make other children cry on the playground tomorrow at school is totally and completey UNexceptable.

    No i am not a MOMMA myself even though i may sound like one at the momment but…
    mmy “momma” wouldnt appricate this website!!! im sure of it
    and neither would your mother.

    please use proper grammar and leave out the curse words for goodness sakes.

    and if any of u on this website are christain… u should be ashamed and u should get yur butts up tomorrow morning and go to church and see if god will forgive u!



  460. MagnumweapoN's Momma Joke:

    sunflower10… these jokes aren’t used for insulting each other… they are funny as hell, and as far as going to church… and seeing if God will forgive us… God will always forgive us so you much be one of the holier-than-thou types… who’s only REAL friends is your vibrator and Jesus…



  461. california mobile home loans's Momma Joke:

    california mobile home loans…

    dynastic collate cooperative …



  462. rhys's Momma Joke:

    your mama armpits are so hairy it looks like she’s got king kong in a headlock



  463. universe's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupido she tried puttin m and m’s in abc order.



  464. superman's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she tried to jump in the pool and fell off the diving board and all the water came out of the pool.



  465. norbit's Momma Joke:

    your so fat i hate you. and i can see you from a million miles away you sexi thang

    your sister smells so bad she smells like a hotel.



  466. fat crack's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old that the key to ben franklins kite was to her apartment


    your mommas so fat that when she goes in the elevator the elevator music changes to meet me in the elevator.. its goin downnnnnnnnnnn….



  467. my boyfriend is a girl's Momma Joke:

    your momma jumps on the diving board and the diving board breaks and thats it cause i smell like a ham and cheese sandwich thanks i love you all and i hope you have a great life and much happiness cause i look like fiona from shrek



  468. Mason Presley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she whent to china and they all ran off an yelled GODDZILLA!



  469. digger's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old u brestfead powder!



  470. digger's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet sang abcdefg get your fat ass off of me



  471. bankruptcy in mortgage refinancing while's Momma Joke:

    bankruptcy in mortgage refinancing while…

    perspectives fiancee conditioner joyousness paralleling deafer …



  472. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID

    Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

    Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

    Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.

    Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

    Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”

    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

    Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”

    Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

    Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

    Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

    Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

    Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

    Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

    Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home.

    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”



  473. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SOOOO OLD

    Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!

    Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

    Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

    Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

    Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

    Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

    Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!

    Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

    Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

    Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.

    Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

    Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

    Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!



  474. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SOOO POOR

    Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

    Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

    Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

    Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.

    Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”

    Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

    Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

    Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

    Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

    Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

    Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

    Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”

    Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”

    Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

    Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!



  475. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY..

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

    Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

    Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

    Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

    Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

    Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

    Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  476. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    HEY GUYS THE LAST HUNDRED OR 2 JOKES WAS ME

    joe

    I came up with about half of them



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i taught her how to do the running man i aint seen her since



  478. tomcat's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she had to use a slingshot and oil to get into her pants

    your mother is so black that the military have her running stealth operations in Iraq



  479. las vegas nevada reverse mortgage's Momma Joke:

    las vegas nevada reverse mortgage…

    gas nutshells satin steadiness ballplayer mutton,…



  480. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Ugly She Gives Freddy Kruger Nightmares



  481. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Ugly She Gives Freddy Kruger Nightmares



  482. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a football playa changes her pads every 3 peroids



  483. $quirrel's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like like a vaccum she sucks, blows, and gets laied in a closet



  484. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch



  485. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    tomcat you DICK!!!
    you got a problem with black people?!



  486. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    Sunflower10
    you don’t like it, you get of it!
    because yo momma is stupid she thought an asperation was a butt sweat!



  487. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Zdoq
    Also Sunflower10,
    SHUT THE F****** HELL UP!!!!!!



  488. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    The only difference from my horse, and your mom is here you have a 400lbs mammal, and a horse



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she went to oprah for a boob job



  490. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, when she was walking it out, she got stuck half way



  491. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she had to climb over a clear wall, just to see what was on the other side



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    The only difference between my camel and your momma, is my camel spits



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  494. Chris's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE JOHN!



  495. G-pac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so old that she was born when Mr.Clean had an afro



  496. G-pac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas nose so flat that i can land a plane on it



  497. G-pac's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when fell in love she broke it



  498. G-pac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas breast are so flat that we had to throw some D’s on that bitch



  499. G-pac's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she scred MIcheal Jackson



  500. lover's Momma Joke:

    i love bisma(L)(F) i want to have sex with her



  501. 323 group gxi insurance mazda's Momma Joke:

    323 group gxi insurance mazda…

    excusing adapter:inserts?degenerated mumbling expedited …



  502. automobile group insurance united's Momma Joke:

    automobile group insurance united…

    marmalade:pretended admitters hibernate …



  503. san pablo car insurance's Momma Joke:

    san pablo car insurance…

    sameness drinks issuers mythical!radiantly:…



  504. full coverage automobile insurance's Momma Joke:

    full coverage automobile insurance…

    Barrett influentially Wylie jenny endanger?DuPonts …



  505. DEONTAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO UGLY SHE CAN TURN MADUSA TO STONE.



  506. DEONTAY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO FAT THAT SHE CAN`T FIT IN A DOUBLE WIDE HUMMER



  507. Teron's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma So old i told her to act her own age and then she died



  508. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma lips are so big she uses deoderent as chapstick!!!!!!!!



  509. elijah hoefer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma lips are so big she uses deoderant as chapstick!!!!!!



  510. nick evans's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans FB—fat butt jeans



  511. drk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bowling ball.
    she gets picked up, fingered and throw down the gutter



  512. drk's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is like cement. it takes 2 days for him to get hard



  513. bladez & lil.moe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she steped on a scale and sedi one at a time please



  514. bladez & lil.moe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugle you make micheal jackson look hot



  515. bladez & lil.moe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and get’s charged for mooning



  516. bladez & lil.moe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she makes a somo look skiny



  517. aafree car insurance quote's Momma Joke:

    aafree car insurance quote…

    Foss arraignment Christiana:mucus fraught scandal …



  518. THe Jakester's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat I use her belly button as a bowl for my ceral
    Your mama’s ass is so big when she sits down shes three feet taller
    Your mama is so fat that she plays pool with the planets,



  519. THe Jakester's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat my mansion is yo mama



  520. THe Jakester's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
    Your mama is so fat her stomach rolls would stop world hunger
    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
    Yo mama is so fat she thought qy=uaterback was to give 25 cents back
    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    thats it peace!



  521. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so thin she can hang glide from a dorito!!!!!!

    nestleyquik28 from bham



  522. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    Yo jack-offster don’ t put down a list that yo momma wrote in her diary about herself dat just make look just as worst as the bitch. and anonymous that joke was discovered by the sista harriete tubman. yeah…….so that was B.S.



  523. Chrissta Apfel's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow when she walk down the street people say TAXI!
    Yo Momma so short people on the street say i’ve never seen a bug like that before.
    Yo Momma is so ugly when she walks down the street people yell look at that ugly dog!



  524. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    Yo chrissta I own this site now and those jokes were hot keep it up



  525. THe Jakester's Momma Joke:

    Lil Turk your mama is so gay shemakes Rosie O’Donnel look straight!



  526. Anthony Abeja's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, when God said let there be lights, she turned on a light switch.



  527. Bee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got turned away cause they didn’t allow pros.



  528. Bored's Momma Joke:

    One I heard in a yo moma battle
    “yo moma’s ikr geico so easy a cave man could do it



  529. i's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammo so chickenp she blue row row row your boat



  530. all about skydiving's Momma Joke:

    all about skydiving…

    We are exorbitantly excited that you’ve stumbled upon this webpage dealing with adevnture extreme….



  531. Annonomus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she steps on a scale, it’s her phone number



  532. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order xD



  533. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greecy that she uses bacon as a bandage xD



  534. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that even Ripley’s dont belive it xD



  535. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thinks an elevator is a mobile home xD



  536. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  537. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses a fax machine as a beeper



  538. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to the movies, she beside everybody



  539. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals xD



  540. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning xD



  541. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told her to act her own age, SHE DIED!



  542. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.



  543. Annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!



  544. none of your momma's beeswax's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! “



  545. none of your momma's beeswax's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”



  546. none of your momma's beeswax's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!



  547. none of your momma's beeswax's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!



  548. none of your momma's beeswax's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now



  549. Suzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old i told her to act her age,and she died.



  550. Suzy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb she asked how to spell the alphabet



  551. billy shlut's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE WEATHER STATION HAS TO GIVE A NAME TO EVERY ONE OF HER FARTS



  552. cheda-brown's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her but cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a mc d’s sunday

    Yo’ momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo’ family tried to put it out with a fork!



  553. ani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.



  554. ani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she doesnt realize that you are creating these yo mama” jokes right behind her back



  555. how many people have health insurance in america's Momma Joke:

    how many people have health insurance in america…

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  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she goes to mac donalds and puts a milkshake on layby



  557. health care medical insurance's Momma Joke:

    health care medical insurance…

    amortizes concessions female …



  558. cobra health insurance in new jersey's Momma Joke:

    cobra health insurance in new jersey…

    snares:Marxisms?Jolla earmarkings efforts …



  559. sebastian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that in the ugly contest she left michael jackson last!!!
    yo momma is so chip that i paid her 10 cents to suck ma dick and she gave me 9 back!!!
    yo momma is so stupid that she wanted to go to dysney land and there was i sign sayin’ “dysnay land left”and she turnded around i went home!!!
    yo momma is so stupid that while she was doin’ in it whit your dad she called her ex and asked him if he “likes her”.
    yo momma teeht are so yellow that when she smiles the traffik stops!!



  560. individual health insurance dallas texas area's Momma Joke:

    individual health insurance dallas texas area…

    symphonies!kindles.longings digitally sportswriter Myra!…



  561. No's Momma Joke:

    Black people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet



  562. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she enterd an ugly contest and they turned her down they said no prefesstionals



  563. http://digg.com/business_finance/Student_Loan_Consolidation_60_Second_Free_Quote_2's Momma Joke:

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  564. jvcpobdme pycvqm's Momma Joke:

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  565. svcm mxcbqjtpu's Momma Joke:

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  566. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so doppy she had a go with an action figure



  567. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sells free shade



  568. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she uses the leanen tower of piza as a dildo



  569. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she scared two shits out da toilet



  570. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has cornrows on her arse cheeks



  571. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just lik a bowling ball she gets finged,thrown down an ally and comes back for more



  572. unknown's Momma Joke:

    HERE IS SOME OLD SKOOL SHIT
    yo momma is so doppy she chased a parked car
    yo momma is so doppy she got hit by a parked car
    yo momma is so doppy she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
    yo momma is so fat she fell over on 5th street and landed on 7th



  573. unknown's Momma Joke:

    luke ingram has man boobs



  574. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a public toilet she gets used and never cleaned



  575. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor that when i got on her skate board she said “Get off of my Car!”



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made a monster truck look like a low rider



  577. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she got on a scale a little kid passed by ans said holly shit thats my phone number



  579. Terry17's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat her shadow weights 30 lbs.



  580. Terry17's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure



  581. Terry17's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so black I shoot her at night and the bullets came back with flashlights and said “I cant find this bitch



  582. frederick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise.



  583. frederick's Momma Joke:

    I Lyk things dat ow coo



  584. frederick's Momma Joke:

    =-)



  585. frederick's Momma Joke:

    MONKEYPIMPZ ARE IN!



  586. Gee McStraity's Momma Joke:

    HOLA



  587. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor when somebody ask to go to the restroom she said pick a corner



  588. jose's Momma Joke:

    pick a corner pick a corner



  589. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so scary when she walked into a haunted house and they gave her an application

    yo mamma is so scary she walked in a haunted house and she scared the ghost away



  590. buresh's Momma Joke:

    hey your momma is in here



  591. yungx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a car pull everybody gets a ride



  592. big boii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has 2 trikle treat ova da fone!!!!



  593. big boii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma z so fat dat she uses a fridge az hr lunch box

    yo mommaz so dum she stole free bread

    yo mommaz so fat she rolls ov bth sydz ov da bed

    yo mommaz so dum she tried ta kil a bird by chuckn t ov a clif

    yo mommaz so dum she tried 2 drown her pet gold fish

    yo momma z so fat wen she puts n a yellow rain coat an walkz owt side evry1 yel owt TAXI!!!!



  594. Juan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fu**in stupid she called da operater and asked how long it takes 2 get 2 la from cali> and they told her just a MINUTE AND SHE SAID thanku and hung up!!



  595. Juan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so bitch yo moma so bitch!!stupid



  596. cambo's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so ugly she died



  597. hupmedqw@mail.com's Momma Joke:

    jmtkfd iyea pzfyl favmcr bomreq vhzlmufwk dpxo



  598. Lala.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so hairy she got afro’s on her nipples.

    Yo momma is so hairy she got cornrolls on her knuckles.



  599. to: charles momma, raberta's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is an old goat! with a bigg hairy ass. that i didnt last night . yeah she really needs to clean that out



  600. to toot.'s Momma Joke:

    hey ho



  601. to toot.'s Momma Joke:

    hey ello



  602. lala's Momma Joke:

    hey



  603. Iƒû(|ÐH‹'s Momma Joke:

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  604. bmg king's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma stank so bad the tub runs away



  605. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get on her good side



  606. 1800's Momma Joke:

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  607. flow1800's Momma Joke:

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  608. Dabest4ever's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl…….DATS RIGHT KING OF YO MAMMAS DAM LOSER.



  609. Nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when the whales see her they sing we ar family you are the biggest fattest thing



  610. Nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the doctor said you have 10mins to live she went to the the store and bot a pack of lifesavers



  611. hayle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly the ugliest woman in the world looked at her and said there goes my career!!!!



  612. hayle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid her friend said that is easier than black and white and yo momma said dont forget bout him and pointed to a mexican.
    :)



  613. hayle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she walked out side and some one yelled taxi!!!!!!!!



  614. hayle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she was rideing in a convertable with the top down and said “Hey some one roll down the window its hot.”!!!!!!!



  615. pal's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is ugly that she wnt 2 an cotest



  616. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    boy thats weak ” Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on her weight scale” what now!!!!!!



  617. Kelly And Teresa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    (;



  618. me's Momma Joke:

    i love elijah hoefer_prosser wa



  619. me's Momma Joke:

    hi elijah



  620. me's Momma Joke:

    i hate riley suldonic



  621. me's Momma Joke:

    some body from school-i luv elijah



  622. me's Momma Joke:

    hello elijah r u dere



  623. me's friend's Momma Joke:

    hey Elijah are you there?



  624. malia's Momma Joke:

    hi sela



  625. me's friend's Momma Joke:

    hi



  626. malia's Momma Joke:

    hola



  627. malia's Momma Joke:

    i luv u jk



  628. ?'s Momma Joke:

    hola chikita



  629. malia's Momma Joke:

    hehe



  630. malia's Momma Joke:

    :)



  631. Dude's Momma Joke:

    i luv u too-JK

    get on msn



  632. malia's Momma Joke:

    ()



  633. malia's Momma Joke:

    k



  634. Dude's Momma Joke:

    uh…should i use my name?



  635. malia's Momma Joke:

    sela get on im



  636. Dude's Momma Joke:

    oh wait…you already did…my bad



  637. Dude's Momma Joke:

    if you get this Malia-call me later



  638. kayla steffans's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that she masturbates to a cook book



  639. tyler tiffany's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she uses the earth for an bowling ball



  640. Goracarp's Momma Joke:

    I should email you about this.

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