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    Yo Momma is your momma said:

      Yo momma so old her memory is black and white,
      Yo momma so old she walked in a antique store and they kept her,
      Yo momma so stupid she walked into a antique store and asked”whats new”
      Yo momma so fat the only day she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed.

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    arron harvey said:

      yo momma so ugly her birthcertifacate is a apapolgy letter

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
      =p

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    felipe a.k.a pay pay said:

      yo momma so fat she dont eat animal crackers she eats animals wit crackers
      =p

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    hbbhbh said:

      yo momma so fatshe just fat

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    butt said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN I RANG THE DOOR BELL THE TIOLET FLUSHED

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    richard bowen said:

      Yo Momma so fat she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington’s NOSE!

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    Joe said:

      Yo momma so stupid she thinks Snoop Dogg belongs to Charlie Brown!

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    Joe said:

      Yo momma so fat she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick!

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    Joe said:

      Yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!

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    montana said:

      ur momma so ugly, when she walked into a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on, which sent u to college

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