Best Yo Momma Jokes


Back To Yo Momma Jokes Homepage or subscribe to the RSS feeds: Monthly Jokes | Daily Jokes

632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

Pages: « 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 [12] 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 2258 » Show All

  1. 122
    Tymmy Gilbert said:

      yo moma is so old she made love to jesus

      this joke is so retarted

  2. 123
    Krono said:

      Ya moms so stupid she saw on a job app “Do not write below the dotted line” and she put “what would happen if i do?” lol

  3. 124
    Krono said:

      ya moms is so old her breast milk is flour xD

  4. 125
    Krono said:

      ya moms is so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD of my forehead! xD

  5. 126
    Krono said:

      ya moms so dirty she was yellin at me and spat a STD *on my forehead =P

  6. 127
    Krono said:

      ya moms ass so big when she sits on the floor shes 5 feet taller

  7. 128
    Krono said:

      ya moms so tall she was invited to be a Harlem Globetrotter cause she trots on all the rest of the basketball players

  8. 129
    Krono said:

      ya moms is like a penny, you can find her on every corner, pick her up, and give her to the poor for free! LOL

  9. 130
    Krono said:

      ya moms is so hairy her nipples have afros! xD

  10. 131
    Yo Momma !! said:

      omg B.N. is da best !

  11. 132
    KDB said:

      yo momma is so fat she took the leap of faith and got stuck

      yo momma ass is so hairy she pulled down her pants at a star wars convention and they said nice costume

      yo momma so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint brush

Pages: « 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 [12] 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 2258 » Show All

Post Your Momma Joke Here: