632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 133
   KDB said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

   yo momma was on the running man, I ain’t seen that bitch since

2. 134
   KDB said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she has king kong in a headlock

   yo momma ass so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say ” good morning America”

3. 135
   KDB said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly she tried to get in the bathtub and the water hopped out and said ” na, I’m cool with that”

4. 136
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   Your mommas so greedy, she ate herself!

5. 137
   TAylor said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   your momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said
   kids stop throwing them rocks

6. 138
   TAylor said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car

7. 139
   TAylor said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
   and i asked what u doing
   she said Moving

8. 140
   TAylor said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so poor i step on a cigarette she said hey who turned off the heat

9. 141
   david said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   ur all so freaking gay!

10. 142
    david said:
    Posted: May 23rd, 2007

    umm…..

11. 143
    david said:
    Posted: May 23rd, 2007

    alex has big tities

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