629 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 177
   Super Blah said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   Yo momma is so dumb, she brought bread to a jam session.
   Yo momma is so fat, when she was lying on the beach, Greenpeace tried to roll her back into the ocean.

2. 178
   Super Blah said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly, she doesnt even have to dress up for halloween.

3. 179
   Super Blah said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good.

4. 180
   Novagina said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   Yo momma so poor when i ask if i can come over and watch tv she said “sorry i ran out of crayons”

5. 181
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly that when she tried to get a myspace even tom deleted her! hahahahaa

6. 182
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 25th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly wen she went on da internent she gave da computer viruses

7. 183
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 26th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it

8. 184
   alex said:
   Posted: May 26th, 2007

   yur mommas so ugly she sat on the toilet and the toilet said damn planet youve got heavyer its probaly from all that waste

9. 185
   alex said:
   Posted: May 26th, 2007

   your mommas so stupid she put a penny n a parking meter and said wheres my gumball

10. 186
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 26th, 2007

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

11. 187
    alex said:
    Posted: May 26th, 2007

    our mommas so fat she suffercated herself

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