630 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 199
   Joker2 said:
   Posted: May 26th, 2007

   Your mama so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

2. 200
   Joker2 said:
   Posted: May 26th, 2007

   Your mama is so ugly, she scared the s••t out of the toilet.

3. 201
   David said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   your mom so fat they shoved her face in dough and made monster cookies

4. 202
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   your mom is so poor that she was born at seawold

5. 203
   sniper said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   ur momma’s breath smells so bad she uses 10 tik-tacks jus so she can tlk

6. 204
   glama said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   yo moma is so fat when she used a tic tac she went we wo

7. 205
   m.c said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   ya mom is so skiny,she grates chese with her ribs!

8. 206
   pete said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   yh moms breath smells so bad to melt chesse she opens her mouth

9. 207
   lila said:
   Posted: May 27th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that when she went to a concert and turned around the crowd behind said move you big damn pervant i can’t see the sun

10. 208
    lila said:
    Posted: May 27th, 2007

    yo momma so stupid she went to the petrol station and instead of getting an excerise video she got more gas to make her carry on been stupid

    yo momma so stupid she went to the petrol station and instead of getting an
    excerise video she got more candy for her video

11. 209
    TDO said:
    Posted: May 28th, 2007

    Yo mamma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin!

    :P!

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