630 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 12
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2007

   yo momma so fat there’s nothing i could say shes just too fat

2. 13
   deleted said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2007

   yo momma so poor and stupid she sold her car 4 gas money

3. 14
   JJ..A said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL MEATBALL WITH LEGS

4. 15
   JJ..A said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY…EVEN RICE KRISPIES WOULDN’T TALK TO HER

5. 16
   Joe said:
   Posted: May 12th, 2007

   Yo Momma so ugly even sunlight is scared of her!!

6. 17
   SPEEDY said:
   Posted: May 13th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO FAT SHES GOT MORE ROLLS THAN A BAKERY.

7. 18
   SPEEDY said:
   Posted: May 13th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE HEARD IT WAS CHILLY OUT SO SHE GRABBED A BOWL AND RAN OUTSIDE.

8. 19
   SPEEDY said:
   Posted: May 13th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD TO TAKE 2 TRAINS, A BUS, AND A JUMBO JET JUST TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.

9. 20
   SPEEDY said:
   Posted: May 13th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT.

10. 21
    SPEEDY said:
    Posted: May 13th, 2007

    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN YOUR DAD PROPOSED HE USED AN ONION RING.

11. 22
    SPEEDY said:
    Posted: May 13th, 2007

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD SEX WITH HER AND MY EARS POPPED.

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