yo mom is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs, Yo mom is like a new york taxi cab every1 gets a ride, yo moms is so nasty her pubes are a jerry curl, Yo moms ass is so big dat wen she sits down she’s three feet taller, Yo mom is so fat she is on both sides of da family, Yo mom is on da seafood diet she, see’s food and she eats it, Yo mom is so fat she stepped on da scale, da scale said to be continued………..
Posted: May 28th, 2007
Yo mamma yo old she got her first driving license on a dinosouar!
:P!
Posted: May 28th, 2007
Yo` momma`s so retarded, she stuck a battery up her butt&&said “I got the power!”
http://www.myspace.com/tall_faith
Posted: May 29th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy when she came into the mall and people started running because they thought she a was king kong. :]
Posted: May 29th, 2007
yo mom is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs, Yo mom is like a new york taxi cab every1 gets a ride, yo moms is so nasty her pubes are a jerry curl, Yo moms ass is so big dat wen she sits down she’s three feet taller, Yo mom is so fat she is on both sides of da family, Yo mom is on da seafood diet she, see’s food and she eats it, Yo mom is so fat she stepped on da scale, da scale said to be continued………..
Posted: May 29th, 2007
ur momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: May 29th, 2007
ur momma is so poor i asked if i could use the bathroom and she said “pick a corner”
Posted: May 30th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly when she looks at a flower, the flower just flatens it…
Posted: May 30th, 2007
yo momma so fat she could keep like 20 babys in her stomach but i dont know how yo momma could get any cause she is so ugly
Posted: May 30th, 2007
i like to make out with my dog… but its still a better kisser than yo momma!
Posted: May 30th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY WE WHEN SHE WENT TO JAMAICA EVERYBODY RAN SCREAMING ” OH NO SATAN RETURNED”
Posted: May 31st, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SOOO SKINNY SHE SLED THROUGH HER T-SHIRT AND HUNG HERSELF