Bow down to King of Yo Mommas bitches!
Yo momma so hairy she looks like she got don king in the legscissors!
Yo momma so fat on halloween she says”trick or meatloaf!”
Yo momma so fat when God said “let there be light ” he told your momma to get her fat ass out of the way!
Yo momma so poor I came over for dinner and she read me the recipes!
Yo momma got one leg talkin about “ain’t no half-steppin!”
Yo momma so poor she has to take the trash in!
Yo momma got one arm and when she fights the announcer says “she throws a right and right and a right and right!”
Yo mmomma got no legs talkin bout how she used to kick it!
yo momma got no fingers talkin bout “oh snap!”
Yo mommas so fat she can’t play hide an seek, just seek!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Yo momma’s house is so nasty the roaches asked to be sprayed.
Posted: June 1st, 2007
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in third grade
Posted: June 1st, 2007
ur mommas so old we told her to act her age nd she died!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
cherr!!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Posted: June 1st, 2007
yo momma’s so fat, she hauls so much ass that she has to make 2 trips
Posted: June 1st, 2007
yo momma’s so fat she has to put mayonaise on her aspirin
Posted: June 1st, 2007
i like it when ur mom calls me pinky puppy.
Posted: June 1st, 2007
I like it when i burn my weiner…
Posted: June 1st, 2007
I love boys… and they love my pumpkin patch
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Bow down to King of Yo Mommas bitches!
Yo momma so hairy she looks like she got don king in the legscissors!
Yo momma so fat on halloween she says”trick or meatloaf!”
Yo momma so fat when God said “let there be light ” he told your momma to get her fat ass out of the way!
Yo momma so poor I came over for dinner and she read me the recipes!
Yo momma got one leg talkin about “ain’t no half-steppin!”
Yo momma so poor she has to take the trash in!
Yo momma got one arm and when she fights the announcer says “she throws a right and right and a right and right!”
Yo mmomma got no legs talkin bout how she used to kick it!
yo momma got no fingers talkin bout “oh snap!”
Yo mommas so fat she can’t play hide an seek, just seek!