Step up punks!!!!!!!King of Yo Mommas takes on everyone!!!!!!! representin the Norf side!!!!!!
Yo mama’s so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again !
Yo Momma’s so poor she uses cheerios as earrings !
Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn !
Yo Mama’s glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving!
Yo Mama’s so fat she took her chin as carry on !
Your mama is so fat her “nickname” is damn!
Yo momma’s so fat Her blood type is Ragu!
Yo momma’s so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate!
Your momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan!
Yo mommas so big when she went to japan everyone ran away yelling GAW ZEE RAH! GAW ZEE RAW!
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts!
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck!
to momma’s girl
learn to spell before you dare step to me! you should have gone to college, right?
Cesar Robles Yo momma’s so darkl she leaves fingerprints in charcoal! sucka i’m going to buy your house and kick your ass out! love King of Yo Mommas
come on!!!! somebody step up to battle!!!!!!!
King of Yo Mommas defeats all!!!!! I am the KIng anybody who reads this drop and give me 20 right now !!!!!!!! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow her nickname around the hood is “I can’t believe it ain’t butter!!!” come on bitches lets see what you got ………..
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Step up punks!!!!!!!King of Yo Mommas takes on everyone!!!!!!! representin the Norf side!!!!!!
Yo mama’s so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again !
Yo Momma’s so poor she uses cheerios as earrings !
Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn !
Yo Mama’s glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving!
Yo Mama’s so fat she took her chin as carry on !
Your mama is so fat her “nickname” is damn!
Yo momma’s so fat Her blood type is Ragu!
Yo momma’s so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate!
Your momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan!
Yo mommas so big when she went to japan everyone ran away yelling GAW ZEE RAH! GAW ZEE RAW!
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts!
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck!
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
Yo momma is so damn poor she eats cerial with a fork to save the milk
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so nasty she made right gaurd turn left, secret told on her, & she made the little ship on the old spice bottle sink.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so poor when i stepped on a cacaroach she said “stomp stomp stomp your feet prais the lord we got food to eat”.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so poor she complains at the prices at the $0.99 store.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
you momma is so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in the middle.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she started rubbing my phone on her chin just because i said it was a razor.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly dat even nature didnt want her
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
i luvv ma momma she beutiful n all yall ignorant 4 talkin bout each otha mommas
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
to momma’s girl
learn to spell before you dare step to me! you should have gone to college, right?
Cesar Robles Yo momma’s so darkl she leaves fingerprints in charcoal! sucka i’m going to buy your house and kick your ass out! love King of Yo Mommas
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
come on!!!! somebody step up to battle!!!!!!!
King of Yo Mommas defeats all!!!!! I am the KIng anybody who reads this drop and give me 20 right now !!!!!!!! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow her nickname around the hood is “I can’t believe it ain’t butter!!!” come on bitches lets see what you got ………..