To the “yo momma king” your an imposter!!! I sentence you to 48 months of house arrest !!!! be gone with you peon!!! I can see your future you will either be homeless or in prison now leave forever in shame!!!!!! Yo momma is deaf talkin bout “AH eeer yooooo, Ah eeeer Yooooo”
Yo momma so fat she eats whole chickens like popcorn Biatch!
P.S. To everyone out there: Sentence structure is so important in telling yo mommas. It serves to impart meaning and if done incorrectly (see anonymous above) changes the meaning entirely thus rendering said joke unfunny. Please pay attention in the future because your all begining to make KING OF YO MOMMAS MAD!!!!!!!!!! And you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKE PICTURES OF HER.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND IT CRACKED.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND HER REFLECTION SLAPPED HER.
YO MOMA IS SOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HER PARENTS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO SKINNY SHE SAT SIDEWAYS IN THE CLASS ROOM AND THE TEACHER MARKED HER ABSENT.
YO MOMMA GOT SOOO MUCH GAPS IN HER TEETH I DONT KNOW WETHER TO SMILE OR KICK A FIELD GOAL.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE HAS TO WAKE UP IN SECTIONS.
YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW WHEN SHE YAWNED TRAFFIC JUST SLOW DOWN.
YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW THEY SAID PASS THE BUTTER THEY PASSED HER TEETH.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY WHEN SHE WALKED INTO TACO BELL THEY SAID SORRY NO PETS ALLOWED.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO TALL WHEN SHE DID A CARTWHEEL SHE KICKED JESUS IN THE LIP.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH JESUS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE USED TO GANG BANG WITH THE HEBREWS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHES MARRIED TO A CAVEMAN.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE TAKES A DINOSAUR TO WORK.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE GOT JESUS STARTED JACKET.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE FARTS DUST.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE WAS LAUGHING BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUATER BACK WAS A REFUND.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVEY POORED OUT.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT PEOPLE USE HER FOR SHADE.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO SMALL SHE CAN SIT ON A CURB AND SWING HER LEGS.
NOW WE KNOW WHATS EATING GILBERTS GRAPES.
YO MOMMAS BREATH IS SOOO BAD YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE SUMMER.
YO MOMMAS BELT SIZE IS EQUATER.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT AFTER HAVEING SEX I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ON THE BITCH.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE SAID THAT 2+2=22.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE USES A BOOMER RANG TO PUT HER BELT ON.
YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR AND I WAS ALREADY IN THE BACK.
YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I PUT A KEY IN THE KEY HOLE AND KILLED 5 OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND HIT HER HEAD ON THE CURB.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT I WALKED AROUND HER AND GOT LOST.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE LIFTED UP HER ROLLS AND A CAR AND TWO PEOPLE FELL OUT.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO DUMB SHE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID SIX FLAGS LEFT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE DRIVE IN TO SEE CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.
RayRay those jokes so old my great grandma used them to crack on yo fat ass great grandmea myrtle in 1895. RayRay yo momma is so skinny she can look through a peephole ….. with BOTH eyes!!! Fool come strong or don’t come at all . The King of Yo Mommas says”RayRay your grounded for two weeks I’m housing your ass biatch” don’t even try to sneak out and pick up your free cheese from the government! Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and sneezes jello!!! sucka…….
Yo Momma got ears the size of dinner plates talkin bout “i don’t wanna hear it!”
Who’s next ?
The King of Yo Mommas says BRING IT!!!! I’m just getting warmed up hos!
Mr. none of u- How dare you enter my domain with that weak shit . I guess I shouldn’t blame you though, if you knew how to read you would have seen that crappy joke is in this log 5 times already dooshyboy! be original ! thats why I am am the one and only KING OF YO MAMMAS biiiiiiaaaaattttttch! Yo momma is so funky the back of her neck looks like burnt toast!!!!Yop mamma has 3 fingers and runs around stealin bowling balls!!!!! Good luck with your GED! I am the King of Yo Mammas and I order you to go outside right now and yell as loud as you can ” I am so stupid that everyone around me gets stupider because I am here !!!! I have nothing worthwhile to say or to contribute to society so I am just going to go away!!!
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
Yo Momma is soo old when I look at the bible there yo momma face begin in the front chapter .
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma so fat wen she was going down the stairs i ha dto do wat dat song said kick push kick push.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
To the “yo momma king” your an imposter!!! I sentence you to 48 months of house arrest !!!! be gone with you peon!!! I can see your future you will either be homeless or in prison now leave forever in shame!!!!!! Yo momma is deaf talkin bout “AH eeer yooooo, Ah eeeer Yooooo”
Yo momma so fat she eats whole chickens like popcorn Biatch!
P.S. To everyone out there: Sentence structure is so important in telling yo mommas. It serves to impart meaning and if done incorrectly (see anonymous above) changes the meaning entirely thus rendering said joke unfunny. Please pay attention in the future because your all begining to make KING OF YO MOMMAS MAD!!!!!!!!!! And you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKE PICTURES OF HER.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND IT CRACKED.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRRIOR AND HER REFLECTION SLAPPED HER.
YO MOMA IS SOOO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HER PARENTS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO SKINNY SHE SAT SIDEWAYS IN THE CLASS ROOM AND THE TEACHER MARKED HER ABSENT.
YO MOMMA GOT SOOO MUCH GAPS IN HER TEETH I DONT KNOW WETHER TO SMILE OR KICK A FIELD GOAL.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE HAS TO WAKE UP IN SECTIONS.
YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW WHEN SHE YAWNED TRAFFIC JUST SLOW DOWN.
YO MOMMAS TEETH ARE SOOO YELLOW THEY SAID PASS THE BUTTER THEY PASSED HER TEETH.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY WHEN SHE WALKED INTO TACO BELL THEY SAID SORRY NO PETS ALLOWED.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO TALL WHEN SHE DID A CARTWHEEL SHE KICKED JESUS IN THE LIP.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH JESUS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE USED TO GANG BANG WITH THE HEBREWS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHES MARRIED TO A CAVEMAN.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE TAKES A DINOSAUR TO WORK.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE GOT JESUS STARTED JACKET.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO OLD SHE FARTS DUST.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE WAS LAUGHING BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUATER BACK WAS A REFUND.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVEY POORED OUT.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT PEOPLE USE HER FOR SHADE.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO SMALL SHE CAN SIT ON A CURB AND SWING HER LEGS.
NOW WE KNOW WHATS EATING GILBERTS GRAPES.
YO MOMMAS BREATH IS SOOO BAD YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE SUMMER.
YO MOMMAS BELT SIZE IS EQUATER.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT AFTER HAVEING SEX I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ON THE BITCH.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE SAID THAT 2+2=22.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE USES A BOOMER RANG TO PUT HER BELT ON.
YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR AND I WAS ALREADY IN THE BACK.
YO MOMMAS HOUSE IS SOOO SMALL I PUT A KEY IN THE KEY HOLE AND KILLED 5 OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND HIT HER HEAD ON THE CURB.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT I WALKED AROUND HER AND GOT LOST.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO FAT SHE LIFTED UP HER ROLLS AND A CAR AND TWO PEOPLE FELL OUT.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO DUMB SHE SAW A SIGN THAT SAID SIX FLAGS LEFT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME.
YO MOMMA IS SOOO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE DRIVE IN TO SEE CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
RayRay those jokes so old my great grandma used them to crack on yo fat ass great grandmea myrtle in 1895. RayRay yo momma is so skinny she can look through a peephole ….. with BOTH eyes!!! Fool come strong or don’t come at all . The King of Yo Mommas says”RayRay your grounded for two weeks I’m housing your ass biatch” don’t even try to sneak out and pick up your free cheese from the government! Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and sneezes jello!!! sucka…….
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
Yo Momma got ears the size of dinner plates talkin bout “i don’t wanna hear it!”
Who’s next ?
The King of Yo Mommas says BRING IT!!!! I’m just getting warmed up hos!
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
Ur moma so ugly!!! when she went to a ugly contest they said”No Profesionals”
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
Mr. none of u- How dare you enter my domain with that weak shit . I guess I shouldn’t blame you though, if you knew how to read you would have seen that crappy joke is in this log 5 times already dooshyboy! be original ! thats why I am am the one and only KING OF YO MAMMAS biiiiiiaaaaattttttch! Yo momma is so funky the back of her neck looks like burnt toast!!!!Yop mamma has 3 fingers and runs around stealin bowling balls!!!!! Good luck with your GED! I am the King of Yo Mammas and I order you to go outside right now and yell as loud as you can ” I am so stupid that everyone around me gets stupider because I am here !!!! I have nothing worthwhile to say or to contribute to society so I am just going to go away!!!
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat, everyone knows when shes coming into a room she says, “Fe Fi Foe Fum, give me your damn twinkies!”
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat ,when she asked for water bed they had to put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean