Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the back window!
Yo Momma is so old she new burger king while he was still a prince!
I am sorry for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
Yo Momma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!**
Yo Momma is so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo Momma is so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.*
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…*
Yo Momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo Momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Yo Momma is so fat she has to use a mattress for a tampon.
Whoa Buddy everyone has some good ones and some bad ones…they are all so funny..ha ha i am still laughing about the one that says yo momma is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs..lol…..well bye bye ppl add me on msn if u have it b_gotshall@msn.com
Posted: June 4th, 2007
i challenge u “King of Yo Mommas”,to a Yo Momma battle.I guarantee ill win.Ive never lost.
Posted: June 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Posted: June 4th, 2007
Yo mommas sister is so fat she maistaken her for a whale and she started singing “We are family”.
Posted: June 4th, 2007
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the back window!
Yo Momma is so old she new burger king while he was still a prince!
I am sorry for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
Yo Momma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!**
Yo Momma is so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo Momma is so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.*
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all…*
Yo Momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo Momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Yo Momma is so fat she has to use a mattress for a tampon.
Posted: June 4th, 2007
Whoa Buddy everyone has some good ones and some bad ones…they are all so funny..ha ha i am still laughing about the one that says yo momma is so nasty i asked wat was 4 dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs..lol…..well bye bye ppl add me on msn if u have it b_gotshall@msn.com
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target. lol
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she was expecting a gumball to come out. lol
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so poor she sold you for money.
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so poor i walked into her house and walked right back out. lol
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so skinny she turns sideways and disappears.
Posted: June 4th, 2007
YO MAMA is so fat when she walked outside in a yellow rain jacket people started running towards her screaming TAXI….TAXI. lol