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  1. 276
    cici said:

      YO MAMA is so short she fell off a curb.

      YO MAMA is so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles. lol

      YO MAMA is so old she farts out powder. lol

      YO MAMA is so old when she was breast feeding it was cruddled milk. lol

      YO MAMA is so fat she takes up the whole plane. lol

      YO MAMA farts stink so bad someone thought an atmic bomb went off.

      YO MAMA is so fat she has to have two toliets to poop.

      YO MAMA farts are so loud someone thought there was an earthquake. lol

      YO MAMA is so black she peed coffee.

      YO MAMA is so constipated she took two years to poop.

      YO MAMA is so fat when she farts it explodes the city.

      YO MAMA is so black she burned her own toast.

      YO MAMA is so white people screamed kkk.

      YO MAMAs teeth are so yellow people yelled the sun is out.

      YO MAMA is so fat she uses baby powder for lotion.

      YO MAMA is so flat she poured syrup all over her and people screamed pancakes.

      YO MAMA is a gaint she uses the school buses as rollerblades.

      YO MAMAs butt is so white people yelled full moon.

      YO MAMA is so white she walked outside naked and everyone thought it was winter.

      YO MAMA is so fat people yelled FORE.

      YO MAMA is so ugly she walked outside and everyone ran away.

      YO MAMA is so stupid she went to a house under construction she played giant jenga.

      YO MAMA is so orange everyone thought she was a baked cheeto.

      YO MAMA is so fat she moves as a robot cause she cant walk straight.

  2. 277
    King of Yo Mommas said:

      Ned,cici, britney kaye you have all made this web site dumber by posting. Cici what I want to tell you is 65. That’s what I estimate your IQ tobe so please go away. Sweet little Britney Kaye you don’t get it dear it’s about crackin on people not being polite and getting along so off with you (back to wisteria lane).Ned just for being stupid enough to challenge the King of Yo Mommas I sentence you to a year of picking up trash along the tollway biatch! You say you have never lost? What about the time you LOST your janitor job? What about the time you LOST your court case and had to go back to the workhouse?What about the timre you LOST your apartment and had to live in a station wagon down by the river? Fool you bring your best for I am King of Yo Mommas and you are just ned. ned Yo mammas got one ear talkin bout how she “wants to hear both sides of the story!
      Yo Mammas so hunchbacked she has to wear goggles to do the dishes biatch!
      When you get a break from cookin fries and assembling happy meals I expect you to write back…. no I am the King of Yo Mommas so I ORDERyou to respond punk.

  3. 278
    Ned's Momma said:

      I’m Neds momma and I got them rice krispies lips. They so chapped when I smile they go ” Snap, Crackle, Pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ned please! as yo momma don’t challenge King of Yo Mommas! I don’t want you to get destroyed!You are my little baby boy and I don’t want you to get hurt! Face it you can’t crack on the greatest Yo Momma mind in all the world. P.S. Ned please pick up a quart of milk ,a stick of butter , and some chapstick on your way home from your job at White Castle.

  4. 279
    Ned's Brother said:

      Ned whatever you do don’t mess with the King of Yo Mommas! He’s a baaaad man. He’s like a combination of Chuck Ledell, Rick James, and Chris Rock all rolled into one! He’s been known to crack on grown men and make them cry!! Don’t take on King of Yo Mommas Ned are family can’t stand anymore shame. Our momma already looks like a pregnant Greg Oden with a blonde weave!!!!
      I gotta go Ned were having a blue light special here at work!

  5. 280
    lil shadow said:

      yo moma is so skinny that they hired her as the pole in the strip club

  6. 281
    lil shadow said:

      cristian mom is so poor that when i asked her if i can use the bath room she said go pick a coner

  7. 282
    lil shadow said:

      yo mama is so gay

  8. 283
    Mr. T said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she ate yo momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma’s momma
      I pity da foo’ who doesn’t like this joke

  9. 284
    lil shadow said:

      CARLOS MOM IS SO FAT THAT HER SON IS SO STUPID

  10. 285
    lil shadow said:

      CARLOS GONZALEZ SEGUNDO STILL PEES BECAUSE HES DICK IS SO SMALL AND HE IS THE GAYES PERSONS IN EARTH CARLOS DICK IS AS SMALL AS A ANT N HES BALLS ARE AS SMALLS AS DANIELS

  11. 286
    lil shadow said:

      CARLOS GONZALEZ MOM IS AS FAT AS A ELEPHANT

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