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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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  1. 287
    yo Daddy said:

      Yo momma so stupid when i asked her if she wanted to lik my lolypop she asked if it came in cherry flavor

  2. 288
    The Bitch slapper said:

      lil shadow you is a punk ass mother #@$%@! bitch you ho! man you probably got those bitch lessons from yo mom

  3. 289
    The Bitch slapper said:

      lil shadow you still is a bitch, you have the worst jokes in the world

  4. 290
    Monkey Man said:

      yo mom so stupid she gave me a banana

  5. 291
    Rashaad woodberry said:

      yo momma so bald when she sleep her head slid off the pellow.
      yo momma so fat she got a p on cheek and a w on the other and when she bend over it say POW!
      yo momma so strong she can back stroke in mud.

  6. 292
    lil low said:

      yo mama like a hardware store 1$ a nail !!!!

  7. 293
    lil low said:

      yo mama’s boobs hang so low she can work at hooters she has to work at hangers

  8. 294
    lil low said:

      yo mama is so ulgy that she entered a ugly contest and got thrown out because no pros were allowed

  9. 295
    outheilias said:

      youre mama is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car

  10. 296
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said “stop that twinkey”

  11. 297
    yo momma said:

      u all assholes!

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