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ur momma is so poor, wen I walked through the front door i was out the back
ur mom is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma is so stupid she had to study for a blood test.
yo mommas so fat that your daddy had to roll her in flour and look for the dough before they had sex.
yo mommas so nasty she has to get permits to dump her bath water.
yo mommas so fat she has season passes at all the buffets.
yo mommas so hardcore she has a kickstarter on her vibrator.
yo mommas got one leg and everyone calls her Eillene.
yo mommas so fat she has more crust between her rolls that a bucket of KFC chicken
yo mommas so fat she sweats vegetable oil.
yo mommas mouth is like a freezer everyone packs their meat in it.
yo mommas so fat she uses hulahoops for nipple rings.
yo mommas so hairy she is a donor for hair club for men.
yo mommas teeth are so yellow I thought she used corn for dentures.
yo momma is so stupid when you told her you had new grills she wanted to know when the cookout was.
yo momma had a face so ugly that only a mother could love it, unfortunately hers didn’t!
yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming in the ocean it caused tsunamis.
yo momma is so fat when she puts on a dress and walks it looks like two hippos wrestling under a sheet.
i have originals and can step to anyone. if you like mine post comments, if you don’t then step up. that’s all i have today so peace out and please post new ones that have not been posted a thousand times before.
yo mama so dumb i told her the car needed gas, so she pulled her pants down and pooted in the gas tank
your moms so fat she is like a bus big don’t smell that good and is dollar to ride.
float like a butterfly sting like a bee…..i slept with ur momma now it burns when i pee
yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “wheres my gumball”
yo momma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: June 19th, 2007
ur momma is so poor, wen I walked through the front door i was out the back
Posted: June 19th, 2007
ur mom is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she had to study for a blood test.
yo mommas so fat that your daddy had to roll her in flour and look for the dough before they had sex.
yo mommas so nasty she has to get permits to dump her bath water.
yo mommas so fat she has season passes at all the buffets.
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo mommas so hardcore she has a kickstarter on her vibrator.
yo mommas got one leg and everyone calls her Eillene.
yo mommas so fat she has more crust between her rolls that a bucket of KFC chicken
yo mommas so fat she sweats vegetable oil.
yo mommas mouth is like a freezer everyone packs their meat in it.
yo mommas so fat she uses hulahoops for nipple rings.
yo mommas so hairy she is a donor for hair club for men.
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo mommas teeth are so yellow I thought she used corn for dentures.
yo momma is so stupid when you told her you had new grills she wanted to know when the cookout was.
yo momma had a face so ugly that only a mother could love it, unfortunately hers didn’t!
yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming in the ocean it caused tsunamis.
yo momma is so fat when she puts on a dress and walks it looks like two hippos wrestling under a sheet.
Posted: June 20th, 2007
i have originals and can step to anyone. if you like mine post comments, if you don’t then step up. that’s all i have today so peace out and please post new ones that have not been posted a thousand times before.
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo mama so dumb i told her the car needed gas, so she pulled her pants down and pooted in the gas tank
Posted: June 20th, 2007
your moms so fat she is like a bus big don’t smell that good and is dollar to ride.
Posted: June 20th, 2007
float like a butterfly sting like a bee…..i slept with ur momma now it burns when i pee
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “wheres my gumball”
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list