640 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 364
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

2. 365
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said “come back wit that twinkie”

3. 366
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she jfhf8fd8f-fggrgfrs-fd-f-dsfs-sd-gf-g-f-gfg-fgfggg-hghghgnbfgf- and took a dump

4. 367
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she got arrested for mooning

5. 368
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo mommas house so small she ordered a large pizza and it woulddnt fit in her house

6. 369
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so fat, jenifer anistin walked up to her and said “how tall is this sky scraper

7. 370
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid shes still failing first grade

8. 371
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so poor i kicked a an ant hole and she said “hey!! stop destroying my furnature”

9. 372
   Jordan said:
   Posted: June 20th, 2007

   yo momma so fat her butt was as big as a 2 story house

10. 373
    Jordan said:
    Posted: June 20th, 2007

    yo momma so fat i throuh a 5 story house down from the empire state building and the house hit her and she said “hey!! who through that pebble?”

11. 374
    Jordan said:
    Posted: June 20th, 2007

    i pooted

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