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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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    tricia said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2007

      yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a pitsburg steelers helmet

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2007

      yo momma fat when she swam in the ocean and thats what made herrican catrena

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    Tommy said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2007

      What did the bartender say to the ham sandwich when he walked in to the bar?

      sorry we don’t serve food here

  4. 411
    Tommy said:
    Posted: June 25th, 2007

      wat did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

      yo daddy’s a wackier

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    cooki said:
    Posted: June 26th, 2007

      ur momma s so ugly instead of tieing the bugge cord around her ankle they tied it around her neck

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    cooki said:
    Posted: June 26th, 2007

      jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown………………….
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      and turns out the hill ws ur mother

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    PeAcHeS274 said:
    Posted: June 26th, 2007

      yo mom is so ugly she got a restraining order from jesus and the devil

  8. 415
    LIL POPE said:
    Posted: June 27th, 2007

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE LEFT OUT WITH HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK WIT FLIP FLOPS

  9. 416
    LIL POPE said:
    Posted: June 27th, 2007

      YO MOMMA LIKE A SQUIREEL SHE ALWAYS GOT NUTS IN HER MOUTH

  10. 417
    LIL POPE said:
    Posted: June 27th, 2007

      I LIKE DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I NEED SOME

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    BITCHY ASS AKA KAYLA BRADY said:
    Posted: June 27th, 2007

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER TOLD HER TO WRITE (RIDE) AN ESSAY AND SHE WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MEXICO TO GET KNOCKED UP BY A SPANISH GUY AND WHILE SHE WAS RIDING HIM, SHE SAID ESSAY..ESSAY…ESSAY!!!!!!!! BEAT THAT ALL YOU WANNABE COOL PEOPLE telling yo momma jokes

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