632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 441
   hugh jass said:
   Posted: July 2nd, 2007

   ur momma is so fat her white chorts eat spicy shicken and hhhhlecttuce

2. 442
   hayward jabloeme said:
   Posted: July 2nd, 2007

   knock knock……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….ur mom is still fat

3. 443
   jack mi auf said:
   Posted: July 2nd, 2007

   look around, this is your momma

4. 444
   jack mi auf said:
   Posted: July 2nd, 2007

   Hey there Delilah
   What’s it like to be ur fat ass
   I’m a thousand miles away, and can still see you
   But girl tonight you look so pretty fat
   Yes you do, oh so fat
   Times Square can’t shine as far as you
   I swear it’s true

   Hey there Delilah
   Don’t you worry about the distance, i will never lose u
   I’m right there if you get lonely, just dont sit on me
   Give this song another listen
   Close your eyes
   Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
   I’m by your side, and ur ears, and ur feet

   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   What you do to me

   Hey there fattass
   I know times are getting hard, but still flabby as hell
   But just believe me girl, it will never change
   Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar, if u dont eat it
   We’ll have it good, if u dont eat me
   We’ll have the life we knew we would, if u dont eat life too
   My word is good,….

   Hey there lardass
   I’ve got so much left to say
   If every simple song I wrote to you
   Would take your breath away
   I’d write it all, dont eat it
   Even more in love with me you’d fall, just not on top
   We’d have it all, ur fatass and i

   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me

   A thousand miles seems pretty far, ur waistline
   But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
   I’d walk to you if I had no other way
   Our friends and me would all make fun of u
   and we’ll just laugh along because we know ur fat
   That none of them have felt this way, ur fat
   Delilah I can promise you ur fat
   That by the time we get through ur fat
   The world will never ever be the same without ur fat
   And you’re to blame, ur fat

   Hey there Delilah
   You be good and don’t you miss me
   Two more years and you’ll be done with school at age 33
   And I’ll be making history like I do, guiness already has u
   You’ll know it’s all because of you
   We can do whatever we want to
   Hey there Delilah here’s to you
   This ones for you, all of u, i hope it enough, there’s alot…of u

   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   Oh it’s what you do to me
   What you do to me. bye

5. 445
   Norbit said:
   Posted: July 2nd, 2007

   yo momma is so fat …she sat on the mat and broke it with her fat butt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

6. 446
   Tracy said:
   Posted: July 3rd, 2007

   whats the difference between yo mama and a leech? when a leech taste salt, it quits sucking…….

7. 447
   smc said:
   Posted: July 3rd, 2007

   yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky

8. 448
   smc said:
   Posted: July 3rd, 2007

   yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky
   yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch

9. 449
   spencer said:
   Posted: July 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

   when yo momma was born they slapped her parents

   yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar

10. 450
    spencer said:
    Posted: July 4th, 2007

    yo momma went on a seafood diet… whenever she saw food she ate it….
    yo momma also went on a light diet… whenever it was light, she ate

11. 451
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: July 4th, 2007

    yo momma teeth so messed up it look like allen iverson did a crossova in her mouth.
    yo momma so black at nite da police tried to shoot a bullet at her it came back and said i need a flashlight.
    yo momma so fat she got hit by a car and said whoaa who threw dat rock.
    yo momm so nasty her pussy got up and walked away it said it was tired of not cleaningit properly.

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