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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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    MagnumweapoN said:

      sunflower10… these jokes aren’t used for insulting each other… they are funny as hell, and as far as going to church… and seeing if God will forgive us… God will always forgive us so you much be one of the holier-than-thou types… who’s only REAL friends is your vibrator and Jesus…

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    california mobile home loans said:

      california mobile home loans…

      dynastic collate cooperative …

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    rhys said:

      your mama armpits are so hairy it looks like she’s got king kong in a headlock

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    universe said:

      your mommas so stupido she tried puttin m and m’s in abc order.

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    superman said:

      your mommas so fat she tried to jump in the pool and fell off the diving board and all the water came out of the pool.

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    norbit said:

      your so fat i hate you. and i can see you from a million miles away you sexi thang

      your sister smells so bad she smells like a hotel.

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    fat crack said:

      your mommas so old that the key to ben franklins kite was to her apartment


      your mommas so fat that when she goes in the elevator the elevator music changes to meet me in the elevator.. its goin downnnnnnnnnnn….

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    my boyfriend is a girl said:

      your momma jumps on the diving board and the diving board breaks and thats it cause i smell like a ham and cheese sandwich thanks i love you all and i hope you have a great life and much happiness cause i look like fiona from shrek

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    Mason Presley said:

      yo momma so fat she whent to china and they all ran off an yelled GODDZILLA!

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    digger said:

      yo momma so old u brestfead powder!

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    digger said:

      yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet sang abcdefg get your fat ass off of me

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