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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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  1. 529
    drk said:

      yo momma like a bowling ball.
      she gets picked up, fingered and throw down the gutter

  2. 530
    drk said:

      yo daddy is like cement. it takes 2 days for him to get hard

  3. 531
    bladez & lil.moe said:

      yo momma is so fat she steped on a scale and sedi one at a time please

  4. 532
    bladez & lil.moe said:

      yo momma is so ugle you make micheal jackson look hot

  5. 533
    bladez & lil.moe said:

      yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and get’s charged for mooning

  6. 534
    bladez & lil.moe said:

      yo momma is so fat she makes a somo look skiny

  7. 535
    aafree car insurance quote said:

      aafree car insurance quote…

      Foss arraignment Christiana:mucus fraught scandal …

  8. 536
    Lil Turk said:

      yo lil moe you sound fine girl I bet yo momma did well if bladez yo boyfriend. He aint da real nigga as I’m is. I know you don’t know you and all but those jokes waz hot im light skin wit long straight combed hair that comes to my shoulder with hazel brown eyes, standin at 5′9 Holla back baby girl!!!

  9. 537
    THe Jakester said:

      Your mama is so fat I use her belly button as a bowl for my ceral
      Your mama’s ass is so big when she sits down shes three feet taller
      Your mama is so fat that she plays pool with the planets,

  10. 538
    THe Jakester said:

      Your mama is so fat my mansion is yo mama

  11. 539
    THe Jakester said:

      Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
      Your mama is so fat her stomach rolls would stop world hunger
      Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
      Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
      Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
      Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
      Yo mama is so fat she thought qy=uaterback was to give 25 cents back
      Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
      Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
      Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
      Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
      Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
      Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

      thats it peace!

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