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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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  1. 45
    Joe said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND AGAIN IT WAS HER B-DAY

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR HER BACK AND FRONT DOOR ARE ON THE SAME HINGES

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE MAKES KING KONG LOOK LIKE AN ANT

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE TRIED TO HIDE BEHIND THE HIMALYAS BUT YOU COULD STILL SEE HER

      THANK YOU VERY MUCH

  2. 46
    Joe said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO GAY SHE MAKES ELTON JOHN STRAIGHT!!!!!!

  3. 47
    rjo said:

      your momas so ugly she doesnt need a gun to rob a bank she just stickes her head over the conter and says but the money in the bag

  4. 48
    Pwner said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

  5. 49
    Pwner said:

      Yo Momma’s so fat when I driving my car and swerved to miss her my car RAN OUT OF GAS!

  6. 50
    Pwner said:

      Yo MOMMAS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEPPED ON A CIGARETTE SHE YELLED “WHO TURNED OF THE HEAT”?

  7. 51
    me :DD said:

      Your momma’s like a tornado, she comes to town and blows everyone.
      yo momma is so fat i fcked her anyway

  8. 52
    t diddy said:

      your mom is rick james bitch!!!

      she’s super freaky in a brick house!

  9. 53
    Anonymous said:

      Jadderrin

      Yo momma so nasty they use her bath water as a chemical weapon.

  10. 54
    yo mamma kings said:

      yo mamma so skinny my dick went in and out of her.

  11. 55
    Da cow said:

      Moo! Yo momma so black she took off her clothes and went as the invisible man for halloween.
      Yo momma ugly when she walks into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
      Moo!

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