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  1. 540
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so thin she can hang glide from a dorito!!!!!!

      nestleyquik28 from bham

  2. 541
    Lil Turk said:

      Yo jack-offster don’ t put down a list that yo momma wrote in her diary about herself dat just make look just as worst as the bitch. and anonymous that joke was discovered by the sista harriete tubman. yeah…….so that was B.S.

  3. 542
    Chrissta Apfel said:

      Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow when she walk down the street people say TAXI!
      Yo Momma so short people on the street say i’ve never seen a bug like that before.
      Yo Momma is so ugly when she walks down the street people yell look at that ugly dog!

  4. 543
    Lil Turk said:

      Yo chrissta I own this site now and those jokes were hot keep it up

  5. 544
    THe Jakester said:

      Lil Turk your mama is so gay shemakes Rosie O’Donnel look straight!

  6. 545
    Anthony Abeja said:

      Yo momma is so old, when God said let there be lights, she turned on a light switch.

  7. 546
    Bee said:

      yo momma so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got turned away cause they didn’t allow pros.

  8. 547
    Bored said:

      One I heard in a yo moma battle
      “yo moma’s ikr geico so easy a cave man could do it

  9. 548
    i said:

      Yo mammo so chickenp she blue row row row your boat

  10. 549
    all about skydiving said:

      all about skydiving…

      We are exorbitantly excited that you’ve stumbled upon this webpage dealing with adevnture extreme….

  11. 550
    Annonomus said:

      yo momma’s so fat that when she steps on a scale, it’s her phone number

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