632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 562
   Annonymous said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

2. 563
   none of your momma's beeswax said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! “

3. 564
   none of your momma's beeswax said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

4. 565
   none of your momma's beeswax said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

5. 566
   none of your momma's beeswax said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

6. 567
   none of your momma's beeswax said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now

7. 568
   Suzy said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   yo momma so old i told her to act her age,and she died.

8. 569
   Suzy said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   Yo mommas so dumb she asked how to spell the alphabet

9. 570
   billy shlut said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO FAT THE WEATHER STATION HAS TO GIVE A NAME TO EVERY ONE OF HER FARTS

10. 571
    cheda-brown said:
    Posted: August 12th, 2007

    Yo momma’s so fat her but cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a mc d’s sunday

    Yo’ momma’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and yo’ family tried to put it out with a fork!

11. 572
    ani said:
    Posted: August 13th, 2007

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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