641 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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1. 261
   Ned said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat her nose is like a two car garge

2. 260
   blah said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2007

   yo mammma is so fat weight watchers had to buy double doors =)

3. 259
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she has a bath you have to grease the tub otherwise she’s stuck

4. 258
   King of Yo Mommas said:
   Posted: June 3rd, 2007

   The definition of not funny as seen in Websters dictionary volume 62 is as follows: “Not Funny (n-ah-t fuh-n-ee) see Morgan Hennings. How dare you disgrace this hallowed site with that mess. I the King of Yo Mommas sentence you to 22 hours community service as you have forever damaged the yo momma community you are to serve your time changing diapers at the golden manor old folks home in bay city Florida.As for you ears Yo momma so greasy when she cleans her ears the q-tip come out looking like a drumstick from KFC….EXTRA CRISPY!!!! sucka ! your too dumb to be on this site I am going to call your boss a Rapid Oil Change and have him fire you!!!!!! I’m also going to have Yo momma fired from her job as a goodwill fashion model biatch!! You’ve been served… King of Yo Mommas

5. 257
   morgan said:
   Posted: June 3rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat that she puts the f in fat

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