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632 Responses to “May Momma Jokes for 2007”

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  1. 56
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma So Ugly On Halloween When She Went To A Haunted House The Bitch Came Out With An Application LOL

  2. 57
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept

  3. 58
    Taylor Mack said:

      Your mom is so fat she entered a fat contest and they said “sorry no pros allowed”.

  4. 59
    me :DD said:

      Yo mommas so easy a caveman can do her lmao

  5. 60
    Austen said:

      YOUR MOMMAS SO SLUTTY that when she WENT TO THE BAR she spread her legs and said”crabs for everyone”.

  6. 61
    Austen said:

      pwner you are a little bitch you suck at jokes you lil homo

  7. 62
    ash said:

      yo mommas just like a portapotty, dirty, smelly, and open to the public.

  8. 63
    YaMom said:

      Your mother is so dumb that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.

  9. 64
    longo said:

      yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  10. 65
    dis funa said:

      Yo mama so fat were in her right now

  11. 66
    brown cow foo said:

      AY FOOS
      YO MOMMAHS SO FAT DAT WEN SHE JUMP UP INDA AIR,
      she got stuck.

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